Spaghetti thread? Ready or not:
>be in retail store buying some games
>thinking about buying Splatoon or Hyrule Warriors
>3 soccer girls on the same aisle as me, nobody around
>they start talking about how good PES 2016 is, and how they would like to buy BOPS III
>hotrippedyoungladies.gif
>staring at them there, like a stalker or something
>Splatoon still...
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>>319882848
Smells like bait but I'll bite:
>caring what little girls think when you have a girlfriend
>having a girlfriend
>>319882848
>I just wanted to play Splatoon with my gf ;_;
If you had a gf, you wouldn't be this much of a creepy beta spaghettilord.
Bait thread
>>319883343
She's my bro. Our relationship is not based on sex. We've never fucked, but we play the vidya together all the time, I listen to her when she's sad and she does the same. Also, she's a fantastic cook.
Is this the Playstation's answer to Xbox One's Smite?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mly3hBQvHtI&feature=youtu.be
Dead on arrival.
Let this be a warning to all the developers out there big or small who want to make a MOBA. This shitty genre has no future.
\Wait Smite is on Xbox one?
>>319882892
It's been a while, anon.
I can't wait till games look 100% photorealistic. It's honestly one of the only things keeping me from killing myself. Imagine Grand Theft Auto with graphics like pic related: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tsHCWw78Wrc
Post photorealistic (or close to photorealistic) graphics, tech-demos, etc. Battlefront looks amazing.
Not if they still have shit gameplay. I'd rather sacrifice graffix for AI and gameplay.
We won't get either, obviously.
>>319882408
>Imagine Grand Theft Auto with graphics like pic related
I'd rather imagine GTA with something interesting to do
>>319882487
>>319882503
I know it's a meme to hate video games but I honestly think the medium has progressed incredibly well over the last ten years. As technology gets better games get better imo 2bqh.
ADVANCE WARS ONLINE!!!
>How do I play?
1.- Download and extract www.mediafire.com/download/35cct9gh28jc9qa/
2.- Double click mednafen.bat
or just drag and drop "aw2.gba" into "mednafen.exe"
3.- Press Alt + Shift + 1 to setup your controls. (At every unique button prompt, press the key you want to assign it to TWICE so it moves on towards the next button).
4.- To connect to an active server, press T to type /server IP PORT or /connect IP PORT
5.- So we can tell you apart, press T to type /nick YOURNICKNAME
6.-...
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>Mednafen Server (USA):
Address: mednafen-us.emuparadise.org
Port: 4046
>Mednafen Server (Netherlands):
Address: mednafen-nl.emuparadise.org
Port: 4046
>Some anon's dedicated server (Paris, France):
Address: omachi.moe
Port: 8092
Looking for people in the omachi.moe server
Bump for we need players
>Not right now Shepard, i'm in the middle of some calibrations
It's so obvious now that he was a synth.
>>319882162
Threads started with just greentext should be banned from v
I would calibrate his middle if you get my meaning.
>Nintendo NOT doing a Chrono Remake
>Nintendo NOT doing a new MAGNIFICENT Zelda game
>Nintendo NOT doing a Pokemon free to play MMORPG
>Nintendo NOT doing a new great Metroid game.
>Nintendo NOT doing a next gen big scale Mother 4 game.
Is nintendo going to be dead for good within the next 10 years?
>>319882104
Nintendo has enough rehashes
>Nintendo WILL doing at least two Mario games for their next console
No, they'll have all the money they need.
I think we can all agree that only thing that can save Nintendo is Mario converting to Islam.
Answer in the form of a question
WHO IS THAT COCK DICKMCNUGGET ERIC "I suck homeless dicks out my ass for a living" SPARROW
>>319881847
Who is Zelos Wilder?
Who is Kain Highwind
Seriously beth?
>>319881842
thats pretty cool though?
that's pretty fucking sweet actually!
>>319881842
>Metal in F4 looks like plastic smeared in KY
>Stone in F4 looks like plastic
>the broken glass simply leads into a black void because rendering anything resembling an inside would be effort.
>the sudden clipping stop of the bricks.
Heysoos Kristie.
>sell your game to Microsoft in an exclusivity deal
>only sell 170,000 copies
As far as developers are concerned, the xbone is now the kiss of death.
So much for "we're not worried", eh Ubisoft?
Ubisoft?
>>319881948
>Ubisoft doesn't own Tomb Raider anymore
Holy shit I'm old
>>319881834
Wasn't really the X1. It would have sold like shit even if it was on ever platform. Releasing the same day as FO4 is what did it.
>health drink
>mana banner
>health gummies
I feel kinda sorry for him.
He isn't a bad guy after all.
I'm buying devils third and I don't own a Wii U
What happened to his face?
No, but he is an oatmeal cookie
This game is a fucking masterpiece.
The alternate history with all its intricate details, the fluent and fast gameplay, the fucking amazing soundtrack and the cool characters! (fucking hendrix, oh my god!) Also, the amazing voice acting, especially for ze germans (i am german and it's amazing how they got better voice actors for it than for every single game that's originally american and then german dubbed).
The final boss is a blast, with the second stage being infuriatingly hard on higher difficulties.
So how does "the old blood" compare to it?
This is literally copy and paste enemies - the game as well as hold 1,000x weapons at once - the game. AI is braindead, levels all look the same.
Fuck your retarded opinions op
>>319881465
Shorter, but just as good
>>319881809
>hold 1,000x weapons at once - the game
lol what's the fucking problem with that??
Should I buy Killing Floor 2 or the Digital Deluxe version?
Regular edition, deluxe doesn't add anything.
>>319881542
>deluxe doesn't add anything.
brah
>>319882167
wow
cosmetics and 2 shits that I can download anywhere
really family?
What are you honest thoughts on Cross Channel?
>>319881416
Mediocre but better than most of vn that /v/ and /a/ circlejerks on
>>319881416
>Mediocre
How come. In Japan it's 思わずと知れた名作.
>>319881416
One of my favorites. I love the MC's development.
itt: games you know for a FACT that only you have played
blast doors from 1997 or something
i fucking loved this shit.
holy shit i found it
https://web.archive.org/web/20070314014522/http://www.fiends.com/Index/Blast.jsp#load2
this music is SO LOUD
Warpath
http://www.synthetic-reality.com/warpath.htm
>>319881810
I knew what Warpath was, but that was only because I was hooked on Well of Souls at the time.