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>Japan still thinks it's funny to genderswap traditionally male characters or make male characters androgynous to the point where they might as well be female
Poorly hidden fate thread?
Why not.
>It's a crossdressing level
>>319905528
Well Japanese males have a lot of effeminate features. Some of them can even pass as girls (better than most Western tranny "girls").
The 2D parts are my favourite but then I just realize how bad the 2D parts are.
Why can´t they just make a Sonic game where Sonic doesn´t control like a brick? why is it so hard for them? Mario Galaxy perfected it. All I'm seeing is rehashed Mario Galaxy ideas but with terrible controls
>>319905505
Because Sonic has always been a bad platformer with bad physics.
If you take a shit don't be surprised when it comes out smelling like shit even if you enjoyed taking it. It can't be anything else.
>>319905821
Sonic 1-3 were fine
>>319905505
The issue is that Sonic Team doesn't know what Sonic is anymore. No, that's not hyperbole. I literally mean that they have forgotten what species he is supposed to be and why is his what he is.
>What is Sonic?
>He's a hedgehog.
>What are hedgehogs famous for doing?
>Curling up into a ball
>How does that benefit Sonic from a gameplay perspective?
>It lets him roll down hills.
>What, then, is required for such a maneuver to assist Sonic and therefore the player?
>Slope physics.
>What don't modern Sonic games have?
>Fucking slope physics.
This is that "controlling like a brick" you're talking about. Ever take Sonic around a loop in Sonic Lost Cause? Did you notice how there is no weight, no momentum and no sense that the loop itself is an obstacle? There in-lies the problem, Anon.
who are you going to have in your first squad?
>solid snake
>glaz (the eye)
>will smith
>master chief
>samus
holy shit
>>319905238
I just hope there are armor options with sleeves.
I like having sleeves
>>319906475
https://youtu.be/mVa4sQz3ay4?t=8m17s
Konami has done nothing wrong, the games they have been putting out lately have been great.
Kojima fucked up and cost them a lot and made ton of shitty choices.
So why is everyone sucking Kojimas dick while hating on konami?
>>319905139
What games?
>>319905139
literally what games have they put out?
>>319905139
they haven't put out shit
theres really no reason why they should treat their staff like shit demoting them to doormen and janitors
plus they gutted Hudson soft which is more than enough reason to hate them
ITT: Pitch your game idea
My idea
>open world game set in contemporary moscow
>missions and shit
>guns are hard to obtain
>3 weapon limit (eg 1 pistol 1 uzi, AND 1 Ak47 stuffed into a duffel bag you carry around)
>pistol and uzi can be carried under your jacket but the ak47 needs to be carried in a duffel bag in order not to gain unwanted attention
>realistic wanted system
>enterable buildings
>get a wanted level, hide in a building, break open a door, fortify a door by barackading it
>bigger weapons are harder to obtain
>ak47 is the pinnacle of guns
Thank you for your attention.
sounds like you've got 1/99th of a game anon, I'm picturing some steampunk setting or perhaps asian mafia run down town setting.
>guns are hard to obtain
>modern russia
>guns are hard to obtain
topkek
>>319905042
Ok
Ok dude
Bro
Listen mkay bro
So
It's like
Call of duty
Mixed with like
Zombies
And like, like, Minecraft
I know I'm late for this shit... but the fuck was Capcom thinking?
that you retards blind fanboys buy anything with "street figther " on the cover
which have been proven with turtle figther 4 and all the patches
CHING CHONG NIP NONG PING PONG
>>319905092
>Implying I would every buy any of their games past 3rd strike
I was only curious of the trailer, it's not like I would this buy this shit.
AW SHIT NIGGA
>>319904832
that's his Smash trophy
KING KAMEHAMEHA
Blastoise in japanese is Kamex
That text doesnt say kamex
![chipp-zanuff-x2-reload-artwork[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/qycfUMX.jpg "chipp-zanuff-x2-reload-artwork[1]")
Is Chipp Zanuff the only weaboo in video games? I can't think of any other weebs in game besides him.
And I mean actual weaboo, not "This game is from Japan so I'll call it weaboo".
Did someone say weaboo?
>>319904882
That's a paddlin'.
>>319904778
Are you trying to mock him because he isn't japanese?
Now that the dust has settled, can we all agree that GZ was actually the better half of MGSV? And all that PP should have been?
It was going in the right direction about everything.
>An actual OSP sneaking operation
>Varied objectives within the same base
>no open world bullshit, rather a very large base
>intriguing plot (even if theres barely any, it introduces more tension than TPP's
>Nice soundtrack
>collectibles around the world.
Really kojima sama, why did you do this?
You're fucking stupid they're the same thing except V is bigger
3/10 made me reply
>1/30th of a game
>"better half"
>>319904638
exactly my thoughts. I've just decided to put TPP out of my mind and just treat GZ as MGSV.
What are the best fishing games?
Fishing minigames that are better than the game they are in are welcome too.
I've never been able to get into sports, but vidya sports games are fun as hell, with fishing be at the top of the list. Golf is a close second.
It's just so damn relaxing and comfy.
Mega Man & Bass Hunter
Link's Awakening actually started as a fishing minigame a Nintendo dev just happened to be making on the side.
Wish they had expanded on the fishing aspect honestly, could have made for a classic game.
Legend of the River King deserves obvious mention as literally the only RPG fishing series in existence.
Twilight Princess
Hylian Loach
nuff said
The last video game character you played as now has to fight John Cena. How does it go?
fuck off to reddit with your shit humor
i mean 4chan has shit humor nowadays, too, but they're not so shitty as to use memés that even regular people use
>>319903891
>Titanfall
Two invisible guys running around trying to find each other.
>John Cena vs John Cena
Cenawinslol either way
Let me give you actual censorship examples in videogames
>Resident Evil 1
Chris Redfield smoking in his introduction in the live action intro was cut off the final game
>DmC's first Donte
Shown smoking and drinking, was taken out aswell due to the mentioned above, without mentioning how unnapealing it was
>OoT's Ganondorf defeated scene
Where they change the blood color from red to green
>Crash Bandicoot after the first game
Where they remove Tawna because it was too provocative (Back in the time it came out)
>Ducktales Remastered test room
Where they remove the dialog after you defeat a boss in the test room where he says "OMG What the hell is this" because it's Disney and you can't say such words as hell on their games.
So the next time you complain about censorship in games and the only type of complain you are going to have is purely related to butts or tits (Wich by the way, is not like the characters are any less fanservicy than before they took the pic related scene out) you proof the SJW's point when they claim that devs put those scenes so they can get more sales from virgins like you
get ready to be called an sjw shill by a bunch of dumb faggots who weren't going to play sfv beyond a few days anyway.
also
>crosses in every fucking early nintendo game
Does it fucking matter? It's still censorship. And, unlike the previous examples you provided, censorship of sexuality has a tangible, real world movement that is the cause of it. So it would make sense that /v/ would rage over this shit.
>>319903824
>Chris Redfield smoking in his introduction in the live action intro was cut off the final game
Correction the PC version of RE1 retains it.
In fact it is the only version that is completely "Uncensored" as you will say.
Also.
>No Ace Combat 3.
When does the winter sale start?
>>319903397
in about a week anon
Idk tbqh fàm
>>319903397
>no voting
>no rotating sales
>just a bunch of sales that never change
>no charcoal
>no achievements
>sometimes cards i can sell for 15 cents
why is steam so boring now?
I haven't played a Final Fantasy since FFX on PS2, I'm so confused when it comes to the battle system of Lightning Returns.
How the hell do I stagger? I can't jump back and escape the enemies AoE attacks because Lightning is constantly rubbing up against their legs.
I'm using a controller but the buttons are all over the place.
You are one stupid motherfucker. Just quit.
>>319903313
I have the same question.
What are some games made in Esperanto?
>>319903142
such a sexy language
>>319903142
I wonder who could be behind this post?
>>319903371
>babby's first conlang
>sexy
.u'isai ko catra ko
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