How do I help him? He keeps making screeching noises.
I think you can't
No idea what the purpose of this thing is, or what the fuck it even is.
>>335009934
That is sad. I'll leave him alone for now and move onwards.
>>335010147
awww, what a nice guy.
I just killed it like the bastard that I am.
The shilling never stops, thanks bamco
Never trust the oriental jew.
Every game should be crown-funded from now now, be it AAA or Indie stuffs.
I really want to see how it will turn out.
I'll back it
Tabata says that FFXV's villain will top all of the previous villains before it, which is no doubt a bold statement to make. I think he made quotes on Kefka and Sephiroth specifically.
But I think it's easy to tell who it's going to be (pic-related). Ardyn Izunia is the Chancellor of Nifleheim and the one that oversees the politics of the kingdom for the Emperor. He's also in charge of the manufacturing of the Magitek weapons as well. He's said to play an important role in the story and has been described as humorous but shrewd. If this doesn't...
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>>335009563
I don't think he's pretty enough to be the main villain, unless he second-strings to some big monster thing.
Tabata is like that GameFaqs writer who can only write a story by having everyone slightly stronger than the previous game, because obviously power levels is what determines quality of story.
>>335009651
I guess it's in the eye of the beholder, but he's the only bad guy that stands out. He has purple hair, orange-ish eyes, and wears a fedora. It's pure evil.
This is surprisingly fun.
Have any of you guys played it?
I picked it up for $11, on a whim, and now I find myself playing it compulsively whenever I listen to podcasts or need to take a break from other games, like Dark Souls 3.
Progression is a little fucked though.
Thoughts?
yeah i like it a lot.
great in short bursts and its literally designed for that.
but MAN does it suck when you fuck up a potentially good run. such is vidya.
Huntress a best.
>>335009430
>no co-op
Into the trash
so how exactly do i go about beating jaime and cersei gay edition
>>335009349
You become a shitter like me and summon 3 phantoms and have some fun instead of dealing with that faggot boss.
Or
git gud
>>335009521
T H R E E P H A N T O M S
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>>335009349
Play passively but stick close
You'll only want to attack after he's attacked
Dodge around behind him so you can hit his twink brother, he's the one you actually need to kill
He telegraphs what attack he's gonna use before teleporting
Why aren't you playing an ASCII games like a man, /v/? Do you really need graphics like a fucking casual?
not autistic enough
>>335009327
you post on /v/, you're pretty much there fag.
sorry i'm not a neckbeard
Umph
What game can I pour a huge amount of time and energy into so I can forget that I am extremely depressed /v/?
No mobas.
Jackie Chan Stuntmaster
>>335008658
I don't have a ps1 :(
>>335008726
Jackie Chan's Action Kung Fu
After revisiting UT2003/04, the new UT seems kind of shitty. Why did they get rid of the double-jumps and remove adrenaline? UT's movement system is already a little bland compared to other arena shooters, it doesn't need to have two features that made it less bland missing from it.
If I remember correctly they wanted to find a decent inbetween UT2004 and UT the original.
it's a pre-alpha
>>335008093
>Why did they get rid of the double-jumps
But it has double jumb, sliding, wall jump/run.
I currently have five different MMOs installed.
I play every single one of them.
I'll dungeon run in ESO, I'll do map completion in GW2, I'll grind in BDO, I'll get my shooter fix from Warframe, and I'll mindlessly explore in Elite.
I'm about to delete all but one of them.
Help me pick which one I should keep.
Straw poll?
I choose to demerit TES and vote for GW2
>>335008046
Elite is the only good game out of that selection
Delete ESO, Elite Dangerous and Warframe
Have you ever played an actual bootleg video game?
>>335008010
I played a bootleg Sonic game as a kid, I don't remember much but it was one of those "take popular character and put them in another game" games. I think you also rescued Mario in it.
>>335008010
just go to gamejolt, that site is a living copyright lawsuit waiting to happen.
>>335008010
yes.
I'm the only one I know to have owned this game as physical copy. The weird feeling of it all really burned on my young self's mind. Unfortunately the cartridge broke up, resulting all corrupted graphics even if you got it running, and later on my family swapped our whole NES collection to SEGA Master System 2.
>zombies
>early access
>sandbox
When will this meme die?
>>335007986
When you stop being a 9gag fuckboi.
>guns
>shooting things
>regenerating health
When will this meme die?
>>335008238
>forgetting "two weapons limit"
Any Mika bros here?
Whats the best thing to do in neutral?
Also SFV thread
alt f4 is the only thing you braindead monkeys can do in neutral after i mindfuck you for two games straight
>>335007572
Charged standing HK
>>335007572
You have two types of people who play Mika. First you have the waifufags who'll play any female character that has nice tits and ass while being absolutely shit at the game. Second you have the hypocrites who went "wow Capcom way to cater to waifufags" after she was announced and then realized she's chock full of fraudulent bullshit for easy wins and suddenly she's an okay character.
Holy shit man where are the real grapplers? Gief is shit, Laura is boring, Alex is even shittier,...
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Did your parents care about the rating system when they bought/rented video games for you?
>>335007543
My parents gave me money
>>335007543
Only once when I bought Metal Slug 3.
That was after I got all GTA games and some Mortal Kombat games no problems.
>>335007543
growing up, parents didnt really care. the only thing they cared about was how much the game cost. they didnt question at all what the game i was buying.
hell, my dad even bought me mortal kombat because he thought it looked cool since it used photo realistic people in it.
I remember my dad watching me and my brother play it and he was more focused on how good the graphics are rather than the actual gameplay of it.
Nostalgia 3x3 thread?
>>335007489
GBPs for posting favorite songs
>drawn to life
>fallout 3
>nostalgia
>these are the people I share a board with
>>335008236
yes 18 year olds tragic