Racist or hilarious?
What's /tv/s opinion on blackface?
Hilariously racist!
>>71137027
Why would it racist? Its hilarious though.
It can be both.
Three little Pates edition
>>71136648
>>71138887
Azerbaijan
>>71138887
Smirkfu BTFO
>>71138887
hello
CERTIFIED FRESH
>>71136853
It's a decent movie.
>>71136891
It was a very subpar flick
>>71136853
This and Thor 2 are the ones that honestly make me wonder if the conspiracy theorists are right. They're legitimately two of the worst major blockbusters in recent memory.
Whens he going nuclear?
>>71136725
He is died
>>71136725
More likeDead Cell
>>71136725
He's coming back either this season or next and going to kill Mel. Screencap this shit.
Bryan Cranston has been cast as Zordon in the upcoming Power Rangers reboot. Thoughts?
>>71138363
thanks for the update Power Rangers Rep.
>>71138363
This guy should really star in realistic dramas. His talent is being wasted.
I'm really in the mood to be mindfucked right now. Post your favorite psychological thrillers, the more twists and turns the better. I've seen many, but maybe you can put me on to some hidden gems.
>>71136712
bump
google "mind fuck movies" like every other high schooler on summer break
Mulholland Dr
>>71137097
This or Jacob's Ladder.
So have any of you lads been watching this? it's really fucking good and hasn't gotten any worse in season 2.
>>71136679
i like suspense, but not too much. i'll watch it out when season is done.
nah, I watched the whole first season and it's just the same Scream shtick
I mean, I dont know what else I was expecting, but I wont be watching the rest
>>71136679
I watched the first season in one sitting, loved it, but then again I got the joke.
I only watched the first episode because I havnt had the time to watch the rest of the episodes yet and im loving it so far.
Quipkino confirmed.
"Batman Meets The Flash"
>Barry Allen arrives at his apartment. The walls are lined with televisions and the space is filled with gadgets Barry has created. Bruce Wayne is waiting for it and flips the switch on the circuit breaker that powers the apartment, revealing himself.
BRUCE: Barry Allen, I'm Bruce Wayne.
BARRY: You say it as if it's normal for me to walk in and find a complete stranger sitting in my second favorite chair.
>Bruce shows Barry a printout of the footage of Barry foiling a robbery in a convenience store.
BRUCE: Is this you?
BARRY: I'm afraid you're looking for someone who looks a lot like me, but definitely isn't me. Long hair, kinda' hippie. He looks like a very attractive Jewish boy.
>Bruce plays the surveillance footage recovered from LexCorp.
BARRY: He drinks milk, though. I don’t drink milk.
BRUCE: I know you have abilities, I just don't know what they are.
BARRY: My special skills include viola, web design, fluent in sign-language, gorilla sign-language…
>Bruce points to the prototype suit hidden in the living room.
BRUCE: Silicon-based sand coarse fabric. Abrasion-resistant. Heat-resistant.
BARRY: I'm into competitive ice dancing.
BRUCE: This is used on the space shuttles to prevent them from burning up upon re-entry.
BARRY: It's very competitive ice dancing. Look, man, I don’t know who you are but whoever you’re looking for, it’s not me.
>Bruce throws a batrang at Barry's face. Barry perceives it in slow-motion. Time freezes as Barry moves out of the way and stops the batrang mid-flight, then returns to normal speed and faces Bruce.
BARRY: So you're Batman.
BRUCE: So you're fast.
BARRY: That's an oversimplification.
BRUCE: Listen, I’m putting together a team of people with special abilities. I believe enemies are coming, and I...
BARRY: Stop. I'm in.
BRUCE: Just like that?
BARRY: I need friends.
BRUCE: Great.
>Beat. Barry points to the batrang.
BARRY: So... Can I keep this?
"GCPD Rooftop".
>Commissioner James Gordon stands on the edge of the rooftop of the Gotham City Police Department, with the Batsignal behind him shining in the night sky. Batman emerges from the shadows.
GORDON: How many do you have?
BATMAN: Not enough.
>Wonder Woman and the Flash emerge from the smoke billowing from the ventilation shafts.
BATMAN: What have you got?
GORDON: Another scientist has been kidnapped here in Gotham. Multiple eyewitnesses claim it was the same creature that was seen in Metropolis.
BATMAN: The bad guy's flying monkeys.
GORDON: That makes it eight abductions in three days.
>Cyborg unexpectedly arrives.
CYBORG: Nine. The head of S.T.A.R. Labs was taken last night. I'm here to help.
>Wonder Woman smiles.
GORDON: I've triangulated the creatures' movements based on the eyewitnesses' reports, but they don't appear to following any sort of pattern. They don't converge anywhere.
CYBORG: That's because they converge underground. The tunnel on Stryker's Island. They're nested there.
GORDON: That tunnel has been incomplete for decades. You'll need a probe to find them.
>Batman smiles.
BATMAN: I got something better.
>Gordon begins making a speech about the city and how the dangers they're facing are becoming increasingly stranger, expecting to turn around and find the others gone. When he does, however, the Flash is still there, while Batman, Wonder Woman and Cyborg have departed.
GORDON: You still there.
FLASH: Yeah... Wait, they all left? Wow, that's... rude.
>>71137964
>Long hair, kinda' hippie. He looks like a very attractive Jewish boy.
Like Jesus? Is Snyder seeding our expectations? Will Superman return with long hair?
"Stryker's Island"
>Batman, Wonder Woman and Cyborg venture into the abandoned tunnel at Stryker's Island with the Crawler, while the Flash runs ahead, scouting the area for enemies. They come upon a narrow end, where they are unexpectedly ambushed by Parademons.
>Batman uses the Crawler's flamethrowers to torch the attacking Parademons, but the attack initiates a flood that begins to sweep up the tunnels. Batman, Wonder Woman and Cyborg depart the Crawler, which is destroyed, and join the Flash as they prepare to battle the hordes of Parademons hidden in the structure. Aquaman will join them.
HARRY GOD FUCKING DAMN IT DID YOU PUT YOUR MOTHERFUCKING BITCHASS NAME IN THE PIECE OF FUCKING GOBLET OF FIRE YOU SHIT EATING GNAT!!!!?!?!
>>71136654
HOWEVER
sure, if they have trains and cars, why not guns?
>>71136654
The nearly dead dumbledore's replacement
He didnt run so good
RUN RICKON RUN
>not adjusting your run line based on a Poisson distribution of Ramsay's arrows
deserved it
>JUST STRAIF MY SHIT UP
excuse me
PIG FUCK
literal kino, LITERAL
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>>71136965excuse me
wtf I thought Gordan Ramsay was rich
>>71136577
yeah, he's genuine. most people hate him for being like oliver...
>Jamie Oliver is richer than Simon Cowell
>>71136577
I was in TK Maxx the other day (TJ Maxx for you Americlaps) and Olivers fat fucking face was on a garden trowel. There's your answer - the chubby faced twat endorses any old shite to line his pockets.
Can't stand him
So why was Lorde in True Detective?
you can call her queen /b/
Cuz she wanted to be royal... She as the king in yellow the whole time.
o i am laffin
If this movie were made today, this scene might not have been allowed. It's basically a mass shooting.
>>71136391
Have you never watch Kingsman you fuckboy
>>71136391
It's exactly a mass shooting, if it wasn't a shoot out with the cops which happens in every video game and movie. The STYLE of the scene would be different, instead of making it feel like a shooting, a shoot out.
it's true,
and it's shitty.
>>71136425
that was a fight, not a shooting. no one gets triggered by zombie-esque fights.
>Alright anon, let's hear your idea for the next Friday the 13th movie!
>>71136196
two words: full penetration
>>71136196
Im pretty sure that guy on the right is a synth.
Just look at him
