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Finding Dory is out tomorrow where I live. Do I pay to see this /tv/ whats the verdict?
>>71131782
Nah, it's pretty mediocre. I saw it with a cousin and it was really disappointing. I honestly really liked the first one too.
I think the problem was making Dory the protagonist. Her memory problems make her character needlessly annoying. The arc of all the characters happens way too fast to be believable, even for a kids movie. It just feels like a cheap cash grab overall. I don't know, I just left the theater really disappointed.
>>71131782
Yeah, it's pretty great. I saw it with a cousin and it really surpassed my expectations . I honestly didnt like the first one either.
I think the best part was making Dory the protagonist. Her memory problems make her character hilarious. The arc of all the characters has good pacing for a kids movie. It just feels like it was well worth my money. I left the theater really pleased.
MEDIOCRE. Literally """""""""Monsters University 2"""""""""" tier.
t. Inside Out
Thoughts ?
>tfw cranston comes to save your childhood
feels good man
The reason Bryan Cranston is doing this (Other than the studio spending the entire budget just to hire him) is probably because he worked on Power Rangers a long time ago as voice over work for monsters.
Movie will be dog shit regardless but at least it will have a golden nugget sticking out of it.
>>71131829
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4MQ0rDcZAtw&feature=youtu.be
>>71131829
He's doing it for money.
>Everybody.Wants.Some.2016.1080p.WEB-DL.DD5.1.H264-RARBG
>Everybody.Wants.Some.2016.1080p.WEB-DL.DD5.1.H264-RARBG
>Everybody.Wants.Some.2016.1080p.WEB-DL.DD5.1.H264-RARBG
>Everybody.Wants.Some.2016.1080p.WEB-DL.DD5.1.H264-RARBG
>Everybody.Wants.Some.2016.1080p.WEB-DL.DD5.1.H264-RARBG
This movie will let you experience what it's like to have friends and get laid, /tv/.
The life you didn't have...
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>deciding not to throw a few shekels at the one cunt who actually deserves them
>deciding to be a stingy cunt who torrents everything
>deciding to be that stingy cunt who, despite doing the right thing by not giving money to filthy-rich Jews to make shit films, is ALSO not giving money to genuinely brilliant filmmakers like Richard Linklater to CONTINUE making genuinely brilliant films
Die in a grease fire.
>>71131698
>the one cunt who actually deserves them
lol what boyhood was total shit
>>71131698
>genuinely brilliant filmmakers like Richard Linklater
Stopped reading there.
What was her problem?
She wasn't bouncing repeatedly on my dick.
90s janeane was a qt
>>71131213
She is an alcohol
And a lebanese
DUDE I'M LITERALLY AN AUTISTIC PSYCHOPATH LAMAO
>>71131539
He's more a neurotic avoidant desu
best girl, anyone else has shit taste
Not autistic, just a self-centered asshole.
how come he don't want me man?
Because you play yourself in all your roles.
>>71131159
how come he don't want meme man?
>>71131182
Give me a hug, man.
![from-dusk-till-dawn.15890[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/t5NUvtv.jpg "from-dusk-till-dawn.15890[1].jpg")
Why is it Quentin's best movie?
>>71130975
I remembered there was a sequel but it's so vague in my mind I couldn't tell if that was really the case. Just checked, there are actually two sequels.
How do they compare?
>>71132268
>Straight to video
You tell me
>>71130975
That he acted in? Debatable.
Directed? He didn't direct it.
Official Bond Power rankings:
1. Sean Connery
2. Timothy Dalton
3. George Lazenby
4. Pierce Brosnan
5. Roger Moore
6. David Niven
7. Daniel Craig
>Lazenby over Brosnan
>actually including Niven even though Eon didn't produce it
other than that I approve
>>71130936
Shocking! Positively shocking!
>>71131552
That would never happen to the other fellow.
why did elliot fuck up hodgi's shit? he wasn't hurting anyone.
he's a fucking hypocrite
the pedo nigga was financing illegal shit
at the same time, the autistic redditor facebook script kid financed drugdealers which fuel drug cartels
total trash series
dropped in the middle of it because it'sso fucking pathetic
>>71130810
>I have no idea what a vigilante is
>>71130810
you dropped mr. robot.
a-hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhaahahahahahahahahhahahahahhahahahaha
best series on tv
Official Bond Power rankings:
1. Sean Connery
2. Timothy Dalton
3. George Lazenby
4. Pierce Brosnan
5. Roger Moore
6. David Niven
7. Daniel Craig
OP is a waste
>>71131327
Don't talk that way about him.
OP is a mess
How did he look under his helmet?
>>71131105
>takes off helmet
>see your own face
>>71131105
According the books, he had black skin. Like, not African black, but black black. Like it was burnt or made from ash.
Of course, that was after the destruction of Numenor. Before that apparently he looked very fair and beautiful, and could change his appearance.
>>71131105
Tolkien never says because he was a shit writer.
Religion of Peace edition
Bajor for Bajorans
Spoonheads leave now
i really can't tell if that's a hillary shoop or not
>>71130171
Kai Winn is awesome, a villain you love to hate
Stanley "The Faggot" Tucci.
Stan came to our house for my birthday party once. He's my Uncle's good friend, so he was tagging along because they both had to go do some sort of work. My mother asked him to put his coat on the bed in the guest room and he says, "Oh, you don't have a coat rack?" and gives a tsk tsk. He was on his phone the entire time except for dinner. Where the conversation went from my life and birthday, becoming a year older, to Stanley Tucci and his "new play at some obscure and 'hole-in-the-wall' theatre...
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>>71130079
Kino pasta good sir
I met Jennifer Connelly once.
I came home from school early one day, and inside I was surprised to find her and my mom making out on the couch. My mom heard me enter and pushed Jennifer off her. She looked kind of ashamed, while Jennifer seemed to feel awkward. The tension quickly disappeared, though, and my mom made us some tea. Me and Jennifer talked and she was honestly one of the nicest people I have ever met. Quite intelligent, from what I gathered in that short time, too. I don't think I realized who she was while she was in my mom's house; she seemd familiar,...
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>>71130202
Interesting
>Women can be funny and dont always rely on muh vagina jokes, just look at Tina Fey
>Decide to watch Mean Girls
>This scene
Explain yourselves, feminists.
To be fair thats the only one in that movie.
Most female comedians absolutely rely on vagina jokes exclusively though.
Being grossed out by your own body isn't a joke. You are just utilizing insecurity for the purpose of prop comedy ie, you are the punchline of your own joke. It's the same as the jolly fat man meme.
>>71130036
It worked in context.
So I always remembered Rocko's Modern Life being one of my favorite cartoons as a kid and just started rewatching it after a couple decades.
The animation is great, and there are jokes every five seconds, but... It's really not that entertaining, and the jokes are Very dated.
That said, the biggest surprise upon viewing it again is that ROCKO'S MODERN LIFE IS NOT A KID'S SHOW. No way, no how. Literally every joke and every gag is aimed at adults, yet now that I'm an adult I no longer find it funny.
I'm not sure what the point...
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As a kid you laugh at "adult" jokes because you think people find them funny, while when you're mature you laugh at stuff YOU think is funny.
One of the reasons why rocky isn't funny to mature adults is because it's pointless, nothing to see/nothing to learn from it. It's a repitition that grows old very fast. Younglings who haven't yet been exposed to this style the same amount of time still enjoys the absurdness, because they simply doesn't know better. Once they get it it no longer is what it is.
It's really easy to be entertained as a kid.
FYI there's a Rocko movie or something being made and it's probably going to be disappointing.
As a kid I hated this cartoon. I haven't seen it since then but I don't think watching it now would change my mind even if I got all the jokes.
Cow and chicken was shit too.
