Has there ever been a good capeshit film?
Even one?
I'm trying to think and the best I can come up with are Spider-Man 2 and The Dark Knight, which are both directed by filmmakers that are essentially overgrown teenagers and mediocre at best.
I've never seen a superhero film that had interesting camerawork, or an original insight, or a compelling plot, or a beautiful image, or a clever piece of dialogue, or a unique character.
It's all just...shit. The entire genre, it's completely formulaic; virtually ever single superhero film has the plot of 1989's Batman redone with a new celebrity in a new costume. It's the same ten tropes recycled over and over again, and yet somehow they make millions of dollars every time
Why do people keep flocking to the theaters for this derivative bullshit? Why do morons on /tv/ keep discussing it?
Don't people like movies? I seriously don't understand why anybody would willingly consume hours and hours and hours of...trash
yes yes you are enlightened by your own taste and intelligence HOWEVER please take your fedora on your way out
Batman Returns
Hellboy 1 and 2
Darkman
>chases the gypsy pussy
>doesnt realize she probably carries 5 types of yet to discovered STDs
Was Frollo a retard?
>christfag afraid to touch his weiner
>was he a retard?
The French don't care about STDs
No, just crazy and convinced she put a spell on him.
>Hong Sang Soo was a husband of 30 years, plus a father of a daughter in college. It is reportedly said that Kim Min Hee was the first one to express interest in Hong Sang Soo, and her continuous advances of love ultimately stole his heart.
I don't blame her. He's one hot old man. Probably loaded too.
kinky af
>>71119099
yes yes he's on hot old man HOWEVER
These two look very suspicious. around Koreans, never buy Deloreans
What;s your favourite "React to" channel?
Jews React to the Holocaust
>>71119028
I remembered watching "Kids React to Anal Fisting"
What channel is that? fuck i forgot
React channels are fucking cancer.
will they make a movie based off how exciting the Euros are this year?
>>71119020
not from this years euro...
>i-it's only boring because muh great defenses!!!
>>71119020
Based tiki taka
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Who is the ultimate queen of indie? Parker Posey of Chloe Sevigny?
Is that Jackie Kennedy?
Does Parker suck dick on camera for her art?
No?
Oh OK
>>71119315
I think Posey would have sucked a dick or two if Linklater had asked her.
>>71119093
Are you Jackie fucking Kennedy you literal cocksucker?
Left or right?
left
>>71118727
Left
>>71118727
Left
What did /tv/ think of Home Movies the tv show on adult swim from back in the day?
Why did they end it?
You could have gone to Newgrounds for better quality content.
>>71118633
So your saying the show was shit anon??
/tv/ is pretty mixed on it but it's my favorite Adult Swim show of all time
When people think of Jon Benjamin as either Archer or Bob from Bob's Burgers I always think "fuck that, he was best as McGuirk"
Lol wut?
>>71118520
This faggot has no acting range
>>71118579
Compare him in Malcolm in the Middle to Breaking Bad. Is that not range?
Xbox, find me a paycheck
So why did Marv turn into a skeleton?
Because Kevin's house is actually purgatory
It's a reference to the cartoon trope of turning into a rattling skeleton while being electrified.
It's a slapstick gag in a children's movie done purely for comedic effect.
Home Alone confirmed for cult sacrifice propaganda.
HOLY SHIT!! RIP
omg, he's dead??
literally who
>>71118289
It's that fucking tranny, Doubtfire. I think he directed the Matrix.
RATE. DISCUSS. WATCH.
first (and last) for cinemos
>>71123570
t. embryo
http://letterboxd.com/bvgf/
>it's a Saracen trains hard after dark despite his family life being utterly tragic episode
>it's a characters have each others backs despite all of them suffering in some way or another episode
>it's a Coach Taylor is the only worthwhile father figure in these young boys' lives episode
>it's a Tammi is a wonderful human being and wife episode
>it's a Coach and his wife resolve their issues without being melodramatic, make an adult compromise and hug each other tenderly episode
>it's a devil town or explosions in the sky starts playing over a poignant montage of mundane Texas life episode
there will never be another show like this, feel with me
>>71117826
There was a cast reunion a few days ago. Everyone, literally everyone turned up.
Except Kyle Chandler. What the fuck why.
>>71117826
i love that show
>>71117826
fuck you bro i never asked for those feels
Seriously is there anything this man cant do?
>>71117709
not die because of a breathing mask
>>71117709
he's a big do-er.
>>71117709
fool people into thinking he's not a crack addled pole smoker
and not ruin Mad Max
>tfw 24 and balding like young joss whedon
what are some good whedon films to help me cope. no capeshit
bruh look at this dood
>>71117585
I don't like what I see homie
>>71117517
>good
>whedon films
Pick one.
