Just marathoned this.
What other "so bad it's good" movies do I need to see? I plan on watching The Room, Troll 2 (do I need to see Troll 1?), and Elves
Maniac Cop 1-3. With 2 being the best.
Also this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bl-iB4WAB0o
Kingsman secret service holy god.
Ozymandias vs. Battle of the Bastards
Which is the GOAT television episode of the 2010s?
>>71164244
The Fly Episode.
Die you fucking underage faggot
>>>/reddit/
You're sitting on your couch, you're watching TV, and your life is passing you by. Keep procrastinating, over and over. Well, maybe I'll go to school next year. Maybe next semester. No, do it right now.
You spend all the day on the phone anyhow. Why don't you make a phone call that's going to help you in your future? All you gotta do is pick up the phone and make the call.
Why are you making it complicated? It's easy.
great ad
>>71164127
MONEY WASN'T TIGHT BUT IT WASN'T RIGHT KNOW WHAT I'M SAYIN'?
>>71164127
>You spend all the day on the phone anyhow.
This was before smartphones. What did he mean by this?
I have a morning ritual that I need to share. I call it "the terminator". First I crouch down in the shower in the classic "naked terminator traveling through time" pose. With my eyes closed I crouch there for a minute, visualizing either Arnold or the guy from the second movie (not the chick in the third one because that one sucked) and I start to hum the terminator theme. Then I slowly rise to a standing position and open my eyes. It helps me to proceed through my day as an emotionless, cyborg badass. The only problem is if the shower curtain sticks to my terminator leg. It ruins the fantasy. I found tonight that it is more successful to progressively humm it louder as you perform the ritual.
i actaully want to make this a part of my daily ritual, followed by patrick bateman cleansing and then a honey i shrunk the kids breakfast, to a mr.bean brushing my teeth to work, and a good burger attitude at work, with a brazzers evening.
>>71164099
I'm a girl and reading this made me wet.
>>71164750
Cringe*
Damn auto-correct.
https://www.youtube.com/user/WatchMojo/videos
My favorite channel for Movie/TV top 10 lists just got rekt. Where do I go now? Can anyone rec me some good Movie/TV-related channels that do lists?
literally lmao'ing at your life right now
lel thats p. funny
no one is really upset...
What's the funniest office bit/scene/episode?
>US Office
>>71163945
best whore?
>>71164488
Well, Kelly's got the thickness, but you know Meredith would let you do absolutely anything you wanted.
Holy shit they're going all out now
>The stars had some choice words for male Ghostbusters fans whining that the new flick is ruining their childhood. "[This] movie is not for them anyway," Jones said. "They need to probably go to therapy," Wiig added. McCarthy's feeling on the handwringing misogynists is this: "I think their childhood was pretty much ruined already. If this broke it, it was pretty fragile to begin with... Normal, healthy people don’t stand outside, saying, 'You’re ruining my childhood!'"
http://www.refinery29.com/2016/06/114718/ghostbusters-all-female-cast-sexist-backlash
>>71163855
what newspaper is this from???
oh just a random blog.
super cool story broil.
>>71163855
Literally in the quote you posted it's saying that the ones whining it ruins their childhood are the ones who should go to therapy.
Before anyone bitches, it was Wiig that said we need therapy, my mistake. McCarthy just said we're "not normal and unhealthy"
>wife spends millions adopting and raising shitskin kids from around the world
>the frigid hag goes and lops her own tits off
>your only biological child is being raised to be a tranny freak
>a younger, more attractive guy with the same last name as you is already a far superior actor than you can ever hope to be
Can I get a big JUST for our guy Brad?
Not in this lifetime, maybe in the future when your redneck kids grow up... : /
michael pitt is definitely a better actor but not better looking.
brad is a greek god.
>>your only biological child is being raised to be a tranny freak
>>a younger, more attractive guy with the same last name as you is already a far superior actor than you can ever hope to be
elaborate
What was his fucking problem?
Is this a raid???
His problem is the gabbagoo!
Came from an abusive household
Idolized a deeply immoral father
Grew up surrounded by immoral people
What is /tv/'s verdict?
Kino, like all NWR
>>71163506
it's shit
It was pretty average desu, my gf almost fell asleep...overall, its the classic case of style over substance.
She's not even a good waifu material, tho
what are some movies that will make me feel like pic related?
cute :3
damn that's a comfy pufferfish
>comfy
>hedgehog related
ITT: objective 10/10s
I've said it before and I'll say it again. Disney's Hercules is the greatest film ever made. From the very eve of filmmaking, artists have been trying to capture the raw emotion at the core of humanity, but have all failed miserably. That is, until Disney's Hercules bursted into theatres with its jam-packed message on what it means to be human. Citizen Kane? More like Citizen Lame. Silence of the Lambs? More like Silence of the Lame. The Thing? More like The Lame. No film that has it ever will be created can match up to this ride of a lifetime.
It's amazing that John Carpenter can make a 10/10 cult classic (Big Trouble), but also make this, a genuine genre defining masterpiece.
>>71162719
>Aladin
>Lion King
>Jungle Book
All better than Crapules.
What movies should one watch not to become a nu-male?
>not becoming a nu-male
>>71163447
uhhhhhh... anything pre 2005???
First Blood
>got banned from the only theater in town
Please somebody end me
>>71163391
What did you do, jerk off?
Frogposters deserve to suffer without end.
Smuggled your anvil in?
Failed the penis inspection?
Refused to shower?
Didn't have your condor with you?
Single?
Find a flaw.
>>71163368
that hole in the chest... i mean there should have been some bone or cartilage...
i mean it was a clean cut hole.... there's no way you could do that...
shills taco bell
>>71163408
WHY DON'T THEY DO ANY MOVIES LIKE THIS AT ALL
AT ALL
NOT EVEN 1
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