Anyone else ever taken a shit inside a movie theater while the movie is playing? I did it for the sixth time in my life today, after a four year hiatus. I usually grab an unpopular spot to the side, somewhere in the middle, and shit in one of the seats about half an hour into the movie. Then I get up and pretend to go to the bathroom. When I come back I return to a different seat, one from which I can see the seat I shat in and the people around it becoming increasingly bothered by the smell. The hardest part is hiding the hysterical laughter.
Quality thread.
>>71173414
Asswipe.
Word to the wise: Remember Pearl Harbor!
>>71173431
heh heh
Alright guys, say if there was someone who rarely watched movies, if you could make a list of top 10 must see movies what would it be?
1. Avengers
2. Birdman
3. Avengers: Age of Ultron
4. Captain America 3: The Civil war
5. Captain America 2: The Winter Soldier
6. Whiplash
7. 10 Cloverfield Lane
8. Deadpool
9. The Revenant
10. Star Wars The Force Awakens
>>71173289
6/10
Not as funny as I expected it to be
ITT: talentless hacks that need to be removed from the industry
>Woody Allen
>Kevin Smith
>Felicia Day
>Bill Murray
>Gene Wilder
>Robin Williams
>Chris Farley
>>71172925
>gene wilder
say that to my face fucker and not online
>>71172996
>le overacting face
If I shout can I be good at acting too?
>>71172925
Uh.... about Chris Farley...
Where was the part where I was suppose to laugh?
>>71172885
after the film finished and capeshitters come in defending it with box office and budget numbers
>>71172885
When you dropped that negative attitude.
>>71172885
>>71172913
>Dude Im a special snowflake because I hate deadpool XD
Can't wait for the sequel, it's gonna rustle you autists again
What's the best film based on this book?
>>71172818
new or old testament?
>passion of the christ
>ten commandments
>the prince of egypt
>>71172818
The Chronicles Of Narnia: The Lion, The Witch, And The Wardrobe
star wars
What is the best superhero film/show and why is it the Flash?
Shame we'll never have a Grant Gustin Flash film.
Either The Tick or Daredevil (desu Jessica Jones is better than both seasons overall of DD but DD is a full blown crime fighting freak in tights and she isn't)
>>71172712
Daredevil was a lot better than I expected it to be, but some small details bothered me.
Incredibly inane shit like their makeup.
Daredevil make me actually enjoy the Punisher, something I didn't give a fuck about before.
But Jessica Jones got stale quickly for me, I did enjoy it but the acting and the edgyness was irritating.
Alan Moore's Watchmen only on HBO
What do you think of her?
i hated her but now that people started turning on her i kind of like her
She's so fucking sexy. I want to fuck her so bad.
I've masturbated a couple of times to her last appearance at Graham Norton, even though we have the fappening.
lewd tits
>Past a certain age, a man without a family, can be a bad thing
Is this true?
Yes.
>>71172355
yes
Yes because
>they realize they wasted their golden years bullshitting around and never made a family, causing self-loathing
>they realize their life lacks the warmth of family life, a haven in a heartless world
>Uh, you don't get to bring House Cup winners
These are *not* House Cup winners
Well done anon, well done, HOWEVER
If I take off that wizard hat, will you die?
Pick up a harry potter book and replace every "wand" with "dick".
Report back.
What did QT mean by this?
>>71172093
This man never fails to make me laugh
its a black male thing
Perhaps he's wondering why someone would take a picture of a man before he hits the car.
Why do people in movies have such shitty trigger discipline?
because hollywood is stupid.
>>71171987
What is the problem here?
What is trigger discipline and why does everyone bring it up when someone is posing in images with a gun.
They didnt fight so good...
They wasn't alone.
CIA should have brought the kid to battle because "it will make our citizens respect him" and then let the retard get killed. Based cia would be the king of the Vale
Uhh, you don't get to bring boltons.
Who you finna call, white boi?
The police
animal control
>>71171607
/thread
What went wrong? Seriously, there was a long ass stretch where this nigga was untouchable. Was headlining everything, blowing up box office, music, etc.
Scientology
"Let me put my son in everything"
>>71171552
He got fucking old, the nostalgia wore off, people realized he wasn't that good, his homosexuality got out of control, scientology, changes in culture, his ''persona'' is very dated, etc
>>71171589
Essentially this, he got too occupied with trying to ensure that his son had a place in kikewood, the dumbass gave up a uno farto role for a shamalamadingdong one
