>be one of the hottest and most successful stars ever
>countless movie roles make him extremely successful
>fucks and marries one of the hottest actresses at the time
>has a family with her and a kid while still being the biggest star on the planet
>as her looks start to slip and she fades from hollywood, he gradually allows jamie foxx to come to visit more often
>all a part of his plan
>right as she peaks into the land of JUST, he divorces her
>makes a black man raise his kid
>literally cucks jamie foxx
Why is he the most BASED man in the business?
unJUST
>>71170706
noice
>>71170658
He's a fucking god
HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT
will it hump the female cast member legs?
billions of dollars to put out basicly whatever tickles his fancy,but i'll sit this one out...PG-13 Micheal bay just cant hold my interest anymore...but R-rated Micheal Bay would just be the shizzy!
Who is gonna be the eye candy in this one?
Did communism allow greater freedom of thought in cinema than a capitalist film industry considering that there was less pressure on a producer or director to make a film commercially successful, meaning they could actually follow their original idea?
I mean today if you want to make a big movie funded by a production company, you basically have to do whatever the company tells you based on what they think will create the biggest profits. That's how you end up with all this capeshit nonsense.
In communism, there was no such pressure, thus there were directors like Tarkovsky who could spend huge amounts of money making a picture that they wanted to make but would not necessarily be hugely financially successful.
http://www.newsbusters.org/blogs/nb/ken-shepherd/2016/01/04/george-lucas-soviet-directors-had-more-freedom-i-had
>>71170462
Short answer, no.
>>71170462
when you choose to pick star wars as the movie made under capitalism, youre pushing a loaded question
>>71170462
Hahaha not at all. Ever hear of socialist realism? It was basicly a production code for the Soviet Union that would push films into having themes and messages in line with communist ideals. Such as the worker as hero. Yes you could make artistic movies but they were still severely limited in the types of films they could make.
>Protip: you can't
The Mass Effect 3 ending of television
DUDE YUPPIES HAVE FEELINGS TOO LMAO
Literally 9 seasons of character development in the trash. What the fuck.
Talentless hacks general
WAITING ON YOU OP, JUST WAITING ON YOU
>>71170375
image unrelated?
>>71170407Nope
Was he justified in giving the house cup to Gryffindor?
H
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ITT
post movie ideas
no matter how retard or genius
>kid doesn't do assignment for film class
>asks /tv/ for movie ideas
>only response he gets is movie about kid not doing assignment and asking /tv/ for ideas
Someone on here once suggested a young man travelling across the country to beat up his dad before he can die of cancer. My sides evaporated.
What he hell did I just watch?
one dude turns another dude into a girl so he can fuck her because that dude caused his daughter to kill herself.
book is betterthey fall in love due to a kidnapping
>>71170080
Spy Kids 6
Who's his human equivalent?
>>71170034
You.
>>71170034
Jerry Lewis
>>71170034
the illuminati
He did nothing wrong.
>>71169898
anakin was a much worse character than jarjar.
The entire film dropped off a cliff when anakin showed up
>>71169898
MEESA JA JA
>>71169898
He's such a little cutie.
Hellraiser was an overrated shit flick.
That's why I love it
>>71169789
The uncommon take on villains, monsters and otherworldly settings is what makes it so interesting.
A ponderous bdsm troupe from hell rather than mindless evil baddies. Elevates it above the usual horror shtick any day.
Barker's shit in general is over rated. It's all run of the mill disturbing horror.
Although I did likeJericho. That video game.
What's the essential Mannkino?
>>71169647
Miami Vice is top kino
The keep
>>71169647
non of his digital stuff. Its a hard pill to swallow but they're all poor in comparison
movies where cops are the bad guys?
>>71169446
Real life
Any film set in the United States of America, after the Patriot Act was introduced.
How the hell was this rated PG?
There was no PG-13
>>71169401
Same reason why Temple of Doom is PG despite it having half dead starving children, people ripping out hearts, and general creepyness.
There was no PG-13.
>>71169477
>There was no PG-13.
Good times 2bh
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>tfw when you will never describe the time you shit your pants to conan on national television
Not in loo
>>71169176
of course not! what do you think he is some kind of savage?!
>>71168925
Can someone post a tldr friendly summary of his experience?
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