>Be me
>Watching Disney's Hercules
>Zero to Hero starts playing
>Father comes into room
>Sees Herc
>"Fuck Anon, that's the third time you've watched this today."
>He takes the disc out of the dvr
>The television doesn't change
>"FROM ZERO TO HERO"
>Father starts flipping the shit out
>Tries to throw a chair into the television
>"IN NO TIME FLAT"
>Sound starts coming from everywhere
>Entire neighborhood can hear this shit
>The chair gets thrown back at Father
>He's knocked out
>Run outside
>It's Ancient Greece
>Brown Women in togas are shouting
>"HERCULES HERCULES HERCULES HERCULES HERCULES HERCULES"
>ground cracks under me
>Hercules busts out of the Underworld
>Music stops
>He slowly walks towards me
>I look down
>My skin slowly starts to change into a dough-y sort of texture
>Feel myself slowly increasing in size
>Holy fuck, I'm as tall as a skyscraper
>Herc jumps up and lands on my sponge-y head
>He drops his skirt and plants his asscheeks right onto my face
>The brown women rise into the air
>I'm completely made of bread at this point with a ginger pushing his trouser-hams directly into my squishy skin
>Of course, I should have known
>Herc was on a roll
fuck you
Stranger things than that have happened, OP. You're not special.
Since announcing a report is against the rules, I'm just going to tell you that I would have reported you but instead found it more compelling to tell you that I would have.
I need some red pilled cinema, /tv/, and not entry level shit like The Matrix.
Network
>>71168842
Apocalypse Now
>>71169128
>>71169150
both great choices but I need more obscure than that
How do you feel about Henry Cavill taking his dog on a plane for """""""""""""emotional""""""""""""""""""""support
Is it autisim?
I wish I could go everywhere with my dog
>>71168841
you anon. get a psychiatrist to write you an ESA letter of recommendation
Why was the last episode so shitty? Does anyone actually give a shit about any of these characters? None of them are likeable. This whole season it felt like they were building up to some serious shit, but then it just ends as a cliffhanger without resolving any tension.
Also I don't get the whole turn of Poussay, why is she now some saintly creature? She was a criminal and an alcoholic, not some pure innocent butterfly.
Every time I watch one of these seasons I think to myself "Why did I watch this? I hate this show", yet I watch it every year.
>>71168725
the show is for women which is prob why
>>71168725
>Also I don't get the whole turn of Poussay, why is she now some saintly creature? She was a criminal and an alcoholic, not some pure innocent butterfly.
Were you even watching? The whole point was to show that she was a good, loving person who made a small mistake and lost their life due to negligence and brutality. She in no way deserved to die.
>>71168934
The turn and smile at the end was pretty gay desu
So this movie sucks right?
What's the overall opinion?
The cinematography and music was great though.
Any good theory's out there?
>>71168590
Too deep for you m8
It's a great film with a unique concept
Expect this to be played for halloweens to come
>>71168590
Its not great, but i would take this over generic slasher number 43000 any day easily.
People like you calming that horror movies that are even slightly ambitious are outright horrible is the reason that horror is an absolute joke of a genre.
For fucks sake the Conjuring is considered a modern masterpiece. If everybody who thought like you just shut up forever we might have had the godfather of horror films by now.
>>71168590
It sucks
Fuck me I'm so mad I was just dozing off all comfy in bed watching Rookie of the Year and a fucking spider literally jumps onto my fucking face. I've never jolted up so quickly in my life. I turned on the lights and found two of its legs amputated on the sheets and then I flipped over my pillow and saw it was then hiding under my pillow and I fucking crushed it in some tissuez it but holy shit it was huge compared to most other spiders I find in my home. Now I can't fucking sleep because all of my adrenaline is pumping. There goes my good nights rest fucking 8 legged piece of shit.
>>71168475
FUNKY BUTTLOVIN
>>71168475
lmao
white walkers rule, dragons drool edition
>>71167936
Azor Jon
Tell him what you did to her. TELL HIM!
Azor Jon
One of the best films of all time imo.
>Feels all around
>Laughs as well
>Excellent cinematography
>Relatable
>Social commentary
Also;
>Bubba is Gucci Mane
I give this thread 20 mins before it gets invaded by /pol/ tier cancer.
Reminder: If you see /pol/ trash/off-topic/cancer report it because it's a rule violation.
>>71168292
decent flick now fuck off with all your other garbage
It's one of those movies that makes me feel like I've lived a lifetime. In a comfy way
Bicentennial man gave me a similar feel
dude dr pepper lmao, just like me
haha he was just a massive cuck for that drugged up roastie slut
Am i the only guy on /tv/ who makes films?????
>>71168335
Probably. Now fuck off.
>>71168369
I don't get this attitude. Does everyone on 4chan just hate themselves?
>>71168407
No, we all hate you. Now fuck off.
ITT: Celebrities who you know would have your back / you'd trust your life with
>>71168281
Aidan legitimately seems like a good guy
>>71168327
For you.
Is WKUK sketch comedy kino?
>>71168268
yes. kids in the hall too
>>71168268
would the title be allowed in 2016?
Obviously.
>Speaking to the French outlet Libération, Dillane, who is doing press for his new UK/France crime drama The Tunnel, where he stars alongside Harry Potter alum Clémence Poésy, admits that he really didn’t enjoy the show very much.
>"I do not regret having done Game of Thrones, but I have nothing to say about it either. I understood neither the series nor its success when I was a part of it."
>Libération asked Dillane why he took the part if he didn’t understand the show. After a long silence, the actor replied that he did it “among other things, for the money
Stannisfags on suicide watch.
Also, Stannis is never coming back in the show. Deal with it.
This is the main reason why I think Stannis is dead for good. He wouldn't be allowed to talk shit about the production if he was still on contract.
I wouldn't be surprised if nobody from cast (except from Kit who read the books) knows what the hell is happening, the adaptation sucks shit
>Libération asked Dillane why he took the part if he didn’t understand the show
What a dumb fucking question to ask
>>71168112
Fuck and he was paired with the only other actors who could actually act. Imagine if he had scenes with Maisie all the time
Daily reminder he literally did everything wrong.
Fighting violence with violence is reductive and hypocritical. The kingpin should have been cuffed, tried at court, and thrown in prison for life.
>>71167978
The drug lord was a foreign national committing acts of war against the US. Force was justified based on national sovereignty.
>>71167978
But Sicario was from the Columbian cartel
>>71168226
>committing acts of war
Which was?
>>71168255
Employed by the US Government
Fuck you I liked it.
I watch it probably 2-3 times a year.
>>71167974
So did I, anon. Disliking this movie is a reddit opinion.
>was ahhh Cranston only had 5 minutes in the movie I love brba! Not enough monster! Up vote plz!
Elizabeth Olsen's face almost ruined it for me.
ITT: Genuinely nice/bro tier actors/celebrities
I'll start
I've never heard a bad story about this guy.
>>71167816
He raped a kid in my town
The cops hushed it up for a cut of his deadpool money, but everyone knows
>>71168135
Continue
>>71167816
kill yourself
