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The Freys and the Lannisters send their regards Edition
>>71164445
Azor Jon
>>71167936
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0zqATEW98o9
http://vocaroo.com/i/s17eZKDjnj63
One more fucking episode and this piece of shit general is gone gone gone. Fuck all of you, I'll finally be free.
How did she plan on 1v1ing him with a whip in that confined space?
>>71167936
Cinematography was top notch.
Battle was stupid as shit. Also predictable.
Dragon shit felt rehashed, we've done this all before
Overall; 5/10
>>71167968
I'll miss you and all of the our other fellow autists
>>71167977
I'm sorry anon m, go to fucking /sci/ if you want logic. This is a fantasy general.
YOU JUST KNOW
>>71167943
STOP. JUST FUCKING STOP. HOW DO YOU DO IT EVERY FUCKING THREAD, EVERY FUCKING DAY? WHY CAN'T YOU POST SOMETHING G INTERESTING AND ORIGINAL INSTEAD OF THIS FUCKING DRIVEL? JON IS SHIT, YOU'RE SHIT, AND THIS THREAD IS SHIT JUST BY YOU POSTING IN HERE.
YOUR POSTS ARE A SHIT STAIN ON THE BATHROOM THAT IS /GOT/
Not that I mind, but did Sansafags just come out of the woodworks since Sunday? I don't remember /got/ waifu-ing her this hard...
>>71168020
Azor Arya
>>71168045
Azor Azor
>>71168045
Azor Sam.
>>71168032
she got hot
>>71168032
She reached meme status.
>>71167936
>Arya murdered Jaime offscreen sometime in episode 8 and will spend the rest of the series wearing his face and murdering people as him
>mfw Arya with Jaime's face says "I send my regards.... BITCH!!!!" before she slits Walder's throat
I heard yall were talking about me doin drug. I don't do no drugs nigga I'm just tired. of YOU. Fuck yall niggas
select images with a store front, faggots
>>71167943
>>71168046
>>71167944
Based Jonbros
>>71168020
Stannis autist
>>71168020
jon is the prince that was promised you shit
FROM THE DUSTY MESA
>>71168032
its just hbo shills, nobody actually finds her attractive. shes absolutely fucking disgusting and a total disappointment from when she was young, it looked like she would grow up to be a 8/10 at least but that's shit brit genes for you.
>>71168109
Or is it Sam?
>>71167968
aren't there two left?
>>71168109
More like the cuck that was promised
>>71168020
WEW. I'm pretty sure it's a bot, or script or magnets anon. It's ok, just lay back and let it happen.
Stark tactics: English at Agincourt (at least, in theory)
Bolton tactics: Carthaginians at Cannae
Using ancient Mediterranean battle tactics against medieval European seems to be a bit of an odd choice. I imagine D&D choice them for purely aesthetic and suspense reasons rather than going for full-on late medieval realism.
Historically, what did the Carthaginians do right that ended up slaughtering 60,000+ Romans that Ramsay didn't do at Winterfell?
Pic unrelated.
>>71168073
>arya has already murdered little finger and taken his place and will marry sansa in episode 10 and fuck her bad pussy
>>71168147
Uh no
Stark Tactics; Shitty writing
Bolton Tactics; Shitty fantasy writing
>>71168045
>Arya is trans
Well now the show finally got the T in LGBT. How long before they get to Q, I and A?
>>71167968
This has been my first /got/, and certainly not my last. Sure, you autists made me despise the show. But I enjoyed meme-ing with all of you.
>>71168032
Young series salsa was boring one dimensional actor and character, now both are blooming into slags with their own personality
>>71168138
>everytime the lord of light brings you back you change, become different, lose a little piece of yourself
still a massive cuck
>>71168142
look how happy she is that Stannis is alive
>didn't care either way before
>saw this image
>tfw i now support CIA x sansa
Guys, what if the prophesy is bullshit, or TpwwP is already dead, and no one can stop the white walkers?
>>71168081
>>71168046
>>71167943
>>71167936
already off to a comfy start, based Jon Bros always come through
>>71168175
don't you mean C I and A?
>>71168147
Stark """"""""tactics""""""""
>>71167968
the only reason /got/ was banned in off season is because mootcuck and rape ape hate the show, now that they're both gone and Hiroshima Nagasaki is a fan, we might be able to keep it
why the fuck do the doctor who fags get a general even when their show has been in off season for months?
Does anyone of you faggots have a clean soundtrack download link?
>>71168177
Get out fag.
>>71168147
They just looked at that area and planned on forming a circle bro, war isn't rocket science
>>71168128
actually i do, and i'm not even memeing
>>71168147
If this episode was attempting to be historically accurate the Bolton line would have been double the size of the Stark line, it would have been literally impossible for the Starks to win
Historically they didnt slaughter that many, actual estimates are around 10,000 in total dead. History is boring, and historians latch onto 'primary sources' claiming its battles of 50000 v 50000 because it sounds cool and more interesting when in reality the actual numbers are low 10,000s.
Why couldn't he try and save his brother's life?
I mean came to winterfell at night and steal him?
Probably killing Ramsey in process. Shit.
Even that greyjoy bitch knew how to save her castrated brother.
>>71168020
he creates the new thread before the old one finishes, posts Azor Jon in it, then goes to the old and links to the new before anyone else arrives
Too bad it's gonna be Azor Theon and not Azor Jon
>>71168215
If by C you mean cuck......
>>71168258
>war isn't rocket science
You're right, it's war. And just as logistically complicated.
true king?
People complaining about pedoposters are hilarious summer children, this is literally nothing, if they were here in 2011 they would have lit themselves on fire
>>71168175
desu the "Arya is trans" meme always gets to me, because Arya was always so insistent about being a girl even when she had to disguise herself as a boy to survive
>>71168294
WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
ramsay's improbably accuracy put aside, isn't the range of bows portrayed here even accurate? the show makes it look like medieval archers with moderate strength could shoot arrows up to 1 mile away
Next Episode confirmed info:
>Cersei doesn't show up to her trial.
>Cersei blows up the Great Sept of Baelor with wildfire, killing Mace, Loras, Margaery, Kevan, High Sparrow, some Sparrows, some random citizens, and Lancel
>Qyburn has his little birds kill Pycelle
>Tommen commits suicide by jumping out of a window
>The Mountain kills Septa Unella, Oberyn/Elia Martell style; possibly kills more Sparrows
>Arya kills Walder Frey
>Arya makes Frey pies(possibly just poisoned pies)
>Jon is named King in the North by the Northern lords, Manderly(or someone who fits his description) gives a speech that convinces them all
>Dorne will appear
>Sam arrives at Oldtown
>Davos makes Melissandre tell Jon that she burned Shireen
>Bran sees the rest of the Tower of Joy scene
>Bran and co. arrive at The Wall, Benjen leaves
>Jon learns his parentage(not 100% confirmed)
>Daenerys sets sail for Westeros(99% likely to be final scene of the season)
>>71168080
>store front
>not hitting the refresh icon
kek
>>71168128
topkek
>>71168136
zoggle
>>71167987
I get the impression, and tell me if you weren't one of these people, that for most (myself included) the first time I watched the episode I liked the battle scene. After the fifth time seeing it, and of course coming to the ebin shit tower that is /got/, my thoughts changed a bit. I still like it, but the meme's will take away your joy if you let them, anon. Promise me you won't let that happen.
>Sansa goes to Riverlands with Baelish
>Stannis still lives
>Reek escapes with Jeyne, captured by Stannis
>Yara is enraged by what Ramsay did to Theon, works with Stannis to fight to take back Winterfell
>Theon and Jeyne get Sansa's moment of watching the dogs eat Ramsay
>Theon is twitching as though trying not to cry as he looks away, Jeyne stares with dead eyes
>They hold hands as Ramsay's screams fade into the sound of flesh tearing
>>71168328
longbows were extremely powerful
>>71167977
yeah man, you would think that the fucking heir of dorne should know at least the basic of fightings and battles
>>71168294
He reminds me of that idiot in the movie where that soldier travels to the future where everyone is stupid
>>71168295
You do realize all of that was par for the course to the ancient greeks?
>>71168175
Q, I, A, X, Z, F, Y, K, W*
Ftfy.
Love, tumblr
>>71168332
NEVER ENDING STOORRRRYYYYYYYY
Send a Raven to all Lords of the Vale. Little finger has been poised by are enemies
Let's talk about GOOD things DnD have done in changing the source material
>Cutting the goddamn Mereenese knot like Alexander the Great with DRAGONS
>Cutting fake aegon, fuck him, that's a filler plot and you know it
>Hardhome
>Jaime and Brienne at the Purple wedding
>Making Oberyn an actual character instead of a guy who shows up for 3 chapters and then dies
>>71168328
1.ramsay is ripped
2. As a welish nigger he has a natural affinity towards long bows
>>71168264
i mean sure with a fucktonne of makeup and in season 1 she was pachajustright.jpg but after seeing her as a balding hagraven in the new x-men, you just can't come back from that.
>pic related, the last time she was attractive
>>71168303
Well if she turns out to be the reincarnation of Azor Ahai, then yeah.....
>>71168270
What the fuck are you talking about you faggot. The numbers are disputed but given a documented margin of error and not throwing around stupid bullshit like "Only 3k there lol" Fuck off and learn some history.
Casualty Estimates for the battle of Cannae range from 50-75,000. Dead.
>>71168366
Does this look like ancient Greece to you?
>>71168394
>he forgot the Robert and Cersei scene in Season 1.
>>71168351
I would bury my dick in this slag
>>71168332
arya will never ever kill frey jon autist
>>71168294
>he's still rowing
I can forgive everything but WTF were they thinking not giving Wun Wun a weapon???
Its like they dont even care anymore
They coulda still killed off Wun Wun but at least let him wreck a good amount of boltons in the process
But no lets make him awkardly punch and kick air
Top kek
RIP Wun Wun
>>71168394
Having Brienne kill Stannis
I don't know how well researched this is but apparently there are quite a few sources that do describe mountains of corpses in medieval warfare:
http://www.scottmanning.com/content/battle-of-the-bastards-is-straight-from-medieval-chronicles/
Although he disagrees with the Cannae comparison that others make:
http://www.scottmanning.com/content/4-reasons-why-battle-of-the-bastards-was-no-cannae/
>>71168351
>ywn get to dance with Sophie
>ywn date Sophie
>ywn have premarital sex with Sophie
>ywn get Sophie pregnant and ruin her career
>ywn get married to Sophie so she can save face
Why even live?
>>71168295
way to just accept shit fgt, I've been fighting the pedos for years no reason to stop now
>>71168276
And by I you mean Interracial......
>>71168394
The dragon has three heads you fuck.
Dany, Aegon, Jon.
Jesus, people in this general are retarded today.
>>71168433
That was an fluke, though. The episode was short on time so they improvised an additional scene.
It would never happen in a current season.
>>71168294
>yfw Gendry is now traveling the world in his rowboat, becoming the first man to map out Sothoryos and to explore a bit of Ulthos
>>71168394
Tywin, cutting "lady stoneheart"
>>71168358
4 u
>>71167936
Jaime always looks so good in coats.
>>71168351
>first time I watched the episode I liked the battle scene.
No, I didnt like it the first time. Its a stupid fucking battle.
>Jon fucking charges over nothing
>evades literally hundreds of arrows no problem
>cav charges that somehow end up with only 2 mountains of bodies even though all the previous shots show the fighting over a massive stretch of land
>Boltons just get to fucking set up a wall without getting attacked
>Boltons are able to fucking MOVE that wall when its a fucking horseshoe
>the entire battle ends not because of intelligence or thought, but because of a fucking dues ex Little Prick riding to the rescue
>DIDNT GIVE THE FUCKING GIANT A WEAPON, HE TOOK OUT 10+ UNDEAD IN A SINGLE FUCKING SWING AND NOW CANT HIT A FUCKING SINGLE GUY
>>71168494
u mean Dany, Vic and Euron
>>71168515
not sure if i like his season 1 look or his season 2 look better
>>71168492
Intersex, senpai - both sets of genitals.
>>71168515
looks like modded Skyrim
>>71168499
Fluke or not, that was a good scene.
Reminder that he's watching Jon's every single step.
>>71168424
You are objectively and empirically wrong, nothing else to say about it. It was not that many men and thats confirmed in the vast majority of accurate historical literature about the battle.
>inb4 arya kills jaime
>>71168500
>And in the process of exploring gendry takes a dart to the neck and is eaten by cannibals
>>71168515
That coat is pretty /fa/. I want one desu.
>A man with no motive is a man no one suspects
Then why the fuck would the man do it? Is CIA retarded?
What's actually stopping Jaqen from taking Ned's rotting face and wearing it and legitimizing Jon in front of all the lords before taking it off again
>>71168532
>season 2
i mean season 5
>>71168455
>gotta save that CGI moolah for dany riding dragons anon
she looks fucking retarded and nobody appreciates her stronk wimen powertrup
>>71168541
Nigga that's an ayylium not R'hllor
>>71168560
>/fa/
get out you fag
>>71168494
Not Viserys? Where would Daenerys be if he never betrothed her to Khal Drogo?
>>71168461
>'mans height'
>vs
>actual fucking mountains of bodies
It was a stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid thing to have
>>71168528
Why would ironborn shits be involved in anything twat. Euron is a mini-boss for Dany and Vic is an afterthought, that's it desu.
>>71168499
>>71168540
From that season, I also liked the Robert's war stories scene, Jory and Jaime's short scene, Varys & Littlefinger's verbal spars and the confrontation between Jorah and Viserys. D&D can pull it off when they make the fucking effort.
>>71168532
>two glooves
kek
>>71168541
silly goose rhollor is bran
>>71168494
will this taiwanese bread cutting board shit itself eternally when tyrion becomes a dragonrider?
>>71168603
a mini boss with a big cock
>>71168351
cute!!
>>71168532
They are both pretty good but then again I guess Nikolaj looks good in just about anything.
>>71168603
I can see Euron getting control of one or two dragons with the horn and being the final human boss of the series
or he might just get wrecked, who knows
>>71168603
Euron is a key member of the heroes of westeros defence against the usurper dyke
JUST
>>71168551
Sure it is you incredible idiot. Why don't you point out some of that 'vast majority of historical literature' for me? It might be underneath all the ones with correct information.
>>71168461
>The concept of a single row of troops holding a shield while a second row was responsible for the spears is a fresh concept, belonging solely to Game of Thrones. Conversely, Greek, Macedonian, and Roman troops carried both shields and weapons, regardless of their formation.
This guy is an idiot and didnt even fucking watch the episode
The front shield troops has swords and used them.
>>71168603
Their gonna steal Danys Dragons,
Vics pork Eurons horn
>>71168294
Was Ned able to legitimize Gendry and make him king (if Ned had became lord regent)? or can you only legitimize your own bastard?
How retarded is this setup? You knew he was going to get stabbed in the back right away.
>>71168564
Any king can legitimize a bastard
>>71168646
Im not going to waste time on someone who wont even educate themselves. Go to a library, dont expect people to spoonfed moron. No more replies for you shitposter.
>>71168588
He already got his crown, desu.
>>71168500
sounds more comfy than being king
>>71168516
This, also undead were stabbing wun wun repeatedly and he took it no issue at hardhome, big battle they dont arm him with a weapon, they encircle jons forces and wun couldnt just run over the horseshoe blockade creating a way out.? D and D logic
>>71168634
even in rags and being shaggy he looks good
>>71168672
I would just over power the one with the spear and yank it from her hands then they would literally no weapons to kill me.
>is called the Lord of LIGHT
>gifts his priests with powers like...
>returning people from the dead (NECROMANCY)
>making SHADOW babies
Wow, such light-based powers! HMMMMM.....
>>71168516
Aned, I asked you to promise me that the towering meme's wouldn't take your joy.
>>71168562
Because he wants Sansa's ginger minge.
>>71168557
Nah, they're going to team up once Arya finds out about Jaime's oath to Cat.
How has there never been even ONE black character in game of thrones?
I love Her, I cant help it. What should I do in the offseason? Every day I wake up and im happy its one day closer to sunday to see my Lady. After sunday, she will be gone one year. I dont think I'll be able to live with that.What should I do?What can I do?
>>71168596
>Similarly, an English chronicle described how the English made the French knights “fall over, each on top of the other so that they lay in heaps two spear’s length in height,” which was about as high as the piles of bodies in Game of Thrones.
Then again, the chroniclers could just be operating on hearsay or exaggerating for effect. Fulcher of Chartes claimed the crusaders where up to their necks in blood during the conquest of Jerusalem.
>>71168461
>trying to defend FUCKING FANTASY with historical battles
Fuck. Off.
Its a FANTASY series, it was a FANTASY battle. ITS NOT FUCKING HISTORICAL.
>>71168562
are you retarded? that line was just him saying bullshit and sansa knew it, which is why she calls him out later in the snow. "why did you kill joffrey" "i told you, always keep-" "that's bullshit. tell me the real reason."
so he reminds her that joffrey hurt her and her mother, and "what do we do to those who hurt the ones we love?"
that's the real reason he killed joff. everyone who hurts his waifu ends up dead in the end.
>>71168714
How has there never been ONE good thought in your brain?
>>71168704
niggas decked out in YEEZUS ofc he looks good senpai
Who'll be the next villain with insane plot armor and main character killing skills?
Night King hopefully?
>>71168684
Spoonfed? Surely an educated person like yourself knows that since you made the assertion the burden of truth lies with you?
Or maybe they didn't teach you that in the middle school you dropped out of.
>>71168708
GRRM had this made of Melissandre.
>>71168708
shadow mancing isn't a r'hollor based power.
fucking showfags
>>71168748
i fucking love this guy, can't wait to see him start WRECKING some more important characters
>>71168714
Salador Saan!
>>71168648
I don't know enough of the history to contradict you on this, brah, so I'll take your word for it. I can't even remember too much from that part.
>>71168558
>His rowboat makes it back to Westeros, filled with his maps and notes, where it is found by a maester
A martyr for knowledge.
>>71168752
>most leddit post in thread
so far
>>71168562
t gets Sansa indebted to him, and get the Tyrells on his side with a nice pliable Tommen as king who Littlefinger can manipulate much easier both through his Lannister connection and the Tyrells now.
Now the two Houses can fight all they want and both Houses are still allies of Littlefinger.
>>71168698
If the Romans had used giants at Cannae, Hannibal would've had his shit pushed in.
Euron Will single handly save westros from Dany with his BIG COCK
HEY BOOKFAGS
Does it feel fucky to anyone else that the large threat of the series is one created by the Children of the Forest, yet too the interest of GODS to defeat?
Something isn't right here. Something doesn't yet add up.
>>71168790
>resorting to memes
Hopefully that means you did a quick Google search and learned not to spout shit you know nothing about.
>>71168714
dorne
>>71168200
why westerners get triggered at older people liking someone younger?
CIA shouldn't marry anyone because he's manipulative and has no morals to get what he wants. he betrayed Ned to try to fuck Sansa's mom.
>>71168273
ANSWER ME!
>>71168779
Xaro Xhoan Daxos
Coincidentally both introduced in Based Season 2
>>71168748
Westeros isn't ready for our guy
>>71168831
not him fuckwit
>u need to go back
>>71168780
Hes a total moron, as are all internet based journalists.
>>71168715
Just remember what you told, Petyr. And one day, you may be as lucky as pic related.
Why didn't the children of the forest make a second Night King, but with 2 shards of obsidian so he'd be double strong and beat the old Night King?
>>71167988
who's that?
>>71168912
because treeniggers are retarded and it's justice that based NK raped them
>>71168912
why don't we see male children of the forest? don't they ever reproduce?
>>71168905
>her bare feet will never come in contact with my dick
JUST FUCK MY LIFE
>>71168769
neat
>>71168818
the gods don't actually care, if it isn't just one god, if it isnt just bran warging.
>>71168748
I really can't wait to find out what he's all about
I'm not one of those fags who wants him to be a good boi that dindu NUFFIN, he should be the ultimate evil, but I still hope he has an actual personality and goals.
>>71168905
>sophies beautiful feet will never touch your balls
>>71168714
ugh, grey worm? He looks mixed, though.
>>71168726
One a scale of 1 to 10, how triggered are you?
Why did they have to act like Ramsay was a being of pure evil? And that Sansa was so vindicated to do what she did compared to say theon.
>>71168870
>ywn exterminate human fucking shits alongside NK whilst cloud rap and death metal play in the background
>>71168912
we DBZ now
>>71168970
Maybe they all just look alike. Like how actual kids can be androgynous without clothes and stuff indicating what gender they are.
Maggie a cute!
A CUTE!!!
>>71168861
sansa is supposed to be his only weakness you autist. she's the daisy to his gatsby.
>>71169064
how many times do you think Tommen jerked off immediately after she left his room?
>>71168714
Jon is half black
>yfw nights king attacks castle black
>yfw hodor is a zombie and he's the one who kills edd
>yfw zombie summer kills ghost
>>71169080
But, but Gatsby dies like a cuck and never got to have Daisy
BURN THEM ALL
>>71168998
Maybe he's a Stark who's just trying to go home. Maybe he knows how many the long night will kill and would sooner kill his people and give them new life than see them starve and freeze.
>>71169107
I think that's the point, senpai
watch as Sansa stabs Littlefinger and tells everyone that he was poisoned by his enemies.
>>71168714
Because Obama already won twice.
>>71169038
the writers are hacks. the ending is gonna be pure evil vs le good guys jon/dany/tyrion.
So you telling me you can shrug off being stabbed repeatedly in the guts, wounds infection and blood loss with just a bandage and a good night's sleep? Is Arya superhuman?
>>71169053
always came off to me as a black metal type of guy
>>71169094
Tommen is pure. He went to sleep right after.
>>71168883
>4chan patent samefag to le prove my point
You seem new.
And you have a tell, idiot.
>>71169149
>implying that isn't exactly how the books are going to end
>>71168715
am i the only one here who would let her cuck me?
>>71169103
This reminds me
Is there literally any reason Edd hasn't had the Watch completely seal up and freeze over the tunnel?
No one's gonna go ranging and don't think they'll send a force by land to fight the Wights and Walkers.
Gate's not even gonna be enough, it's metal, one long enough touch and that shit will shatter.
>>71169080
>>71169107
>>71169138
>"Chaos is a ladder, old sport"
>>71169154
It's not impossible
>>71169154
you're completely forgetting the soup and the medicine you fucking shitlord
good job failing to smear arya's character and D&D's writing as usual
>>71169122
Bran will drive Dany mad
>>71169154she died
>>71169154
Arya died in the night and was replaced by jacken
>>71169154
It wasn't great, was it?
>>71169107
GRRM said he's influenced by Gatsby, not that he's going to follow his path exactly. This could be his wish fufillment version or an inversion where "Gatsby" really does get the girl in the end.
>>71169094
He probably didn't know how, so he just ended up having a wet dream.
>>71169095
Jon took the Black. Just like ALL his brothers. They ALL took the Black. Picture it. Picture them all taking Black.
>>71169149
Yes. But in the meantime there's always /got/.
>>71169154
Go away, Preston.
>>71169200
>showfag thinks milk of the poppy is medicine
>>71168715
self induced schizophrenia perhaps?
>>71169248
>They ALL took the Black. Picture it. Picture them all taking Black.
so what you're saying is that the Night's Watch were all BLACKED?
>>71169203
Bran drove her dad mad.
I am Fire yet I am also Ice. Soldiers fear me, old men adhere to me. I cannot be quenched, for I am life, yet also death.
What am I?
>>71168147
>Historically, what did the Carthaginians do right that ended up slaughtering 60,000+ Romans that Ramsay didn't do at Winterfell?
Not allow an army of 15,000 heavy cavalry units to cross 400 miles and pass by multiple large settlements completely unnoticed.
>>71169203
I like that idea.
>>71169291
>>71167936
Walder "Guest Right? Guessed Wrong" Frey
Walder "Wed my Daughter, Time for a Slaughter" Frey
Walder "Shooting Arrows for Breaking Vows" Frey
Walder "the Northerner Mutilator" Frey
Walder "You'd Better Pray" Frey
Walder "Face the Facts, You Made a Pact" Frey
Walder "Break the Pledge, Get the Edge" Frey
Walder "Rout the Trout" Frey
Walder "Last one in, first one out" Frey
Walder "Don't cross me or my wife's bridge ever again" Frey
Good.
>>71169319
You should write a Walder Frey rap.
>>71168215
C-ock
I-nside
A-nus
salsa should take note of this
>>71169319
yfw Arya teleports to The Twins and Kills Him and some other freys just because yes.
>>71169294
We've established that whilst Ramsay can think on his feet, he's extremely impulsive and doesn't think towards long term consequences. So I guess this stupidity does seem a bit in character for him.
someone link the bar reaction video
>>71169242
But Gatsby is the inversion.
A well meaning guy who went to war and then did bad shit to get the girl who's married to a shit dude and she fucks everything up for him and gets him killed then doesn't care and stays with rich dude
>>71169335
trust me. you don't wanna know
>>71169172
(you)
>>71169271
"Sleep is the great healer" - Dr. Pycelle
>>71169389
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DoCEFLUqR44
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cK3P3E05xac
>Basically unstoppable when shirtless
>the gary stu of villains
>in the top 3 edgiest motherfuckers in the show
>died like a bitch from an asspull stupid decision because the writers cant think of a way to get rid of him for making him too OP
>stabbed in the back by the guy he thought he was allies with
>killed to put a """"STRONG WOMYN""""" on top
What are your thoughts on Uchiha Madara? pic unrelated
>>71169337
Good. Her womb needs to be vacant for Jon.
Due to This Season, Im More mad because we are not getting Winds of Winter any soon.
I want to know how Stannis Dies and How Jon Succeeds against Ramsay
>>71169064
do we have a new puppyfu?
>>71169425
I miss Ramsay.
>>71169349
Sansa and more buttstuff. Nice.
>>71169337
He just gave his take on what his character meant, not that she was without child.
>>71169181
Wow. So far, yes. It seems so.
>>71169425
Nice Try though
>>71169337
Wow Ramsay really got a narrow ureatha or what? It only took one good fucking from ned and Edmure to get Cat and frey girl pregant but he spends nights with sansa and can't knock her up?
LOW TEST.
>>71169434
With a big fucking army and 10s of Giants
>>71169337
LF's gonna impregnate salsa next season
>>71169425
Ramsay should have been sent to the wall.
>>71169436
>Bradamante
>traitor
I knew I liked puppyfu best.
>>71168390
A woman
>>71169605
He raped Sansa. The wall is too good for his kind.
>>71169605
He'd get shanked after like a week of trying to throw his weight around.
>>71169639
>implying
i was joking
no one could replace my queen
>>71169645
woops meant for
>>71169291
>>71167262
>Theon getting up and pulling his knife
Damn, I remember when this show could pull off those little details that made everything better.
>dragons
>>71169605
I imagine his crimes were too large to allow that even if Sansa or Jon were feeling merciful.
>>71169649
t. Sansa
>>71169434
Don't worry anon.
>>71168643
this has been his expression literally the entire series
>>71169593
I sure hope so.
>>71169727
too bad he is not Rhaegar's son but Aerys product of rape over Lyanna. Fat Fuck Martin is a Sick Fuck
>>71169502
Tormund was estimated to have like 200 giants with him when Val brings him back to Castle Black IIRC
>tfw we will never see Val naked
>WHAT DO WE WANT
THE NORTH
>WHEN DO WE WANT IT
NOW
>>71169703
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hhh.... hhh....
hhhuuuhhh... fuck....
ugh...
>>71169605
and praytell what you assume he would do there? Hmmmm? You think ramsay would playball and do as ordered?
>>71169480
Miss us yet?
I wonder what shocking new character deaths we'll have for the finale? No one is safe! So realistic!
>>71169796
*record scratch*
so you're probably wondering how we ended up in this situation
>>71169775
he is rhaegars son though. His secret twin sister was daenarys. Viserys told her she was his little sister so he could control her.
>>71169796
I would have genuinely liked to see Ser Aliser as an officer in this battle but he never would've left the Wall for it in the first place.
>>71169808
Tommen, high Sparrow, CIA.
>>71169744
>ywn have cia be your sugar daddy and gently stroke your face
why even live???
>>71169777
Where do you get that from, I don't there's even 200 giants left in existence
>>71169808
Jaime.
>its already been 6+ weeks since that episode aired
Fuck, time flies...
>>71169808
At this point, what would be shocking would be if no one died for a whole season.
D&D are not true feminists unless hey have a blue is the warmest color scene with dany and yara, and missandei has to join in. otherwise they are filthy sexists!
>>71169850
what episode?
>>71169883
agreed
make it happen d&d
>>71169425
he is alive in Sansa though (he got her preg)
>>71169888
Fuck me meant to reply to >>71169796
>>71169366
Stupid and impulsive doesn't even begin to cover it. Greywater Watch is ruled by Stark Loyalists so they could have let the army pass and not told anyone about it, but Moat Cailin was just retaken by Bolton forces, and House Cerwyn is pledged to the Boltons. There's no way an army of heavy cavalry would have been able to cross the increasingly barren North without being noticed.
>>71169883
Ha! us strong women... amirite?
>>71168365
What is Idiocracy?
>>71169188
i think the tunnels are set up to be completely blocked if necessary, someone correct me if i'm wrong but i believe they have some fail safe set up so they can like untie some shit and giant boulders completely block the entire tunnel
>>71168394
>>Cutting fake aegon, fuck him, that's a filler plot and you know it
I mostly like Aegon plot due to Jon Connigton he isn't in the show so I don't care about Aegon.
>>71169838
his reaction to Jon going full austist would have been gold
>protect your...
>no everyone ignore the stupid bastard we stick to the plan
>oh right yea much better plan, everyone Ser Alliser is in change now
>>71169934
u mad bro
>>71169883
Missandei probably has threesome dreams of her, Dany, and Greyworm.
>>71169857
True. But it's most likely not going to be any more of the core cast.
>>71169933
I'll be interested to see how GRRM pulls everything off in the books.
>>71169605
Cool thought but he'd be as useless as Janos Slynt.
>>71169999
sansa is the only bearable one there also nice quads
>>71169999
Dem Patriarchy smashing quads!!!!!
But Sansa still the only non-boring of those characters.
>has his archers fire on and kill Karstark and all his own cavalry
>Smalljon and the Karstark men still follow and support Ramsay
Wot?
>>71170013
>You still think he's going to finish them
>>71169999
based
>>71169997
In the show, he was a dickhead but he was sometimes right. In the books, he came across as just a dickhead, really.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZMUwA2pgR-4
>>71169959
Do they?
Cause Alliser in the show anyway said that Jon was right when he said they should've sealed the tunnel.
So doesn't seem like it's just some fail safe they can just trigger
>reddit thinks jon will behead CIA next episode for killing joffrey
>>71169848
When Tormund brings his horde to The Wall in the books, it's estimated that there's well over 100 giants and half as many mammoths. Jon sent them to Eastwatch because Castle Black's tunnel was too small for the mammoths.
>>71170071
valyrian is gender neutral that scene made no sense, fuck I hate DABID
>>71170088
It is known, motherfucker.
>>71170097
Outside of Dany, those three are far from heroic. Sansa is actively turning evil actually.
>>71170097
ungrateful bitches
>>71169848
>>71170136
It's in Chapter 53 of ADWD
>>71170102
yea cause its all from Jons POV, read it again Alliser is usually right, just yea a dick about it.
>>71169883
She slept with a handmaiden in the books and only stopped because her handmaiden wasn't into it, but I'd think by now she'd view even the suggestion of any political union or someone who wants something from her flirting with wariness.
>>71170097
>>71169999
Why no one ever care about marg
>>71170166
they weren't speaking valyrian
>>71170112
i vaguely recall something from the books about how they could seal the tunnels fast if they wanted to, i think jeor mentioned something about it in the first book. i could be mistaken though, i haven't read that book in a while
>>71170215
Because she'll be rendered a pointless character in the next episode
>>71170115
>implying jon wouldn't reward him for helping kill the cunt that he thinks killed his father and tortured his little sister
reddit is truly retarded.
>>71170215
Horrible tits and never really needed a hero or to become strong
>>71170244
>implying Bran won't arrive in episode 1 of next season and tell Jon about everything CIA did
>>71170251
>Horrible tits
b8
all tits are good tits
>>71170229
they were referencing the valyrian saying obv, don't pretend autism brad
>>71170215
>Why no one ever care about marg
Her game plan for power is to marry a man, appeal to his sensibilities and fuck them. She's like every woman on Earth and that ain't empowering.
>>71168564
>What's actually stopping Jaqen from taking Ned's rotting face and wearing it
Jesus, the show sounds fucking weird now. I never liked the magical elements. They always felt out of place.
>>71170280
well yea, but that's how women have to play the game
cersei did the same shit
>>71170268
no, just no
>Yes yes, well done Boltons, well done Boltons
>However
>>71170097
god i hate these pretentious tumblr images
>>71170189
Ser Alliser is an honourable man (if a prick) but why does he place any stock in Janos Slynt after Stannis reveals the guy is completely crooked? It just seems like he wanted to punish Jon Snow.
This theory was pretty close if CIA asks Sansa to marry him next ep.
No way in hell she'll accept but still.
>>71170305
>w-why do girls make fun of guys with small dicks? it's not our fault :( women are so shallow!
>EWWW HORRIBLE TITS STUPID USELESS WHORE!
wew
>>71170322
some are funny
>>71170323
because Janos is a 'Lord' and Alliser respects titles, I think maybe idk
>>71170285
But doesn't everyone know that Ned is dead? What would be the point in wearing the face of a pretty famous traitor to the realm?
>>71170266
>implying bran now knows every single thing that ever happened anywhere
proof of this? show or text?
>>71170013
I'm betting that most of the Frey heavy cavalry will have died in the battle with Stannis, since it's looking like it's being set up like the Battle of the Ice since it's even taking place on a frozen lake. Without the Frey heavy cavalry to throw at Jon's Wildling army, Roose will have to use his own and when that happens I'm guessing it will emulate the Battle of Bannockburn or the battle of Stirling bridge as it is shown in Braveheart.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PD5Imb7vWSc
Roose's heavy cavalry will be decimated and he will be forced to send high light infantry and Manderly's heavy infantry into the battle, only Manderly's heavy infantry will betray the Boltons and start attacking them from behind causing them to be enveloped.
>>71170071
Thanks for reminding me of Selyse's suicide...
>>>>71170349
>>71170349
>>71170349
>>71170349
NEW THREAD
>>71170285
it makes more sense in the books. in the show they can wear like anyone's face, alive or dead.
in the books people go to the temple, drink some poison, die, and they basically give their face to the faceless men. they then do faceless men stuff to the body and face, and then they can use it. they can't just cut some guys face off and put it on a wall, they have to do shit to it (which isn't really explained, yet)
>>71170413
why would the Manderleys be supporting Roose?
>>71170482
>>71170413
yea never mind just actually read your whole post don't mind me i'm an idiot
>>71168861
for some reason tumblr considers age gap relationships pedophilia.
