Archived threads in /tv/ - Television & Film - 776. page
Images are sometimes not shown due to bandwidth/network limitations. Refreshing the page usually helps.
I HAVE TO WORK THE DAY THE SEASON FINALE OF GAME OF THRONES COMES ON FUCK EVERYTHING AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>71153739
Just ignore internet spoilers and watch it when you get home, duh.
GoT fans are literally no better than teenage girls crying over Twilight. Are you at least ashamed of being plebeian normie scum?
>>71153739
you live in an era where everything you want is on demand.
Its about on par with the first one. Main story I felt was pretty average for a haunted house/possession movie. James Wan knows how to do some creepy stuff but I find this series and Insidious relies too much on jump scares and loud sounds.
The demon nun in the painting scene was absolutely terrifying (but went on too long) and the crooked man was creepy (especially the dog scene) but felt like it belonged in a different movie.
I was sweating during the painting scene.
Valac was well done. Bill and the Crooked Man were weak.
It was a great movie but the first one was better because the spoopy ghost had more screentime
Also I really liked the Amityville opening.
The Nun is getting a spin-off film but Im not too excited about that. Annabelle was the scariest part of the first Conjuring but the movie was awful and not creepy in the slightest.
Pretty lame. Tame enough to please average audiences I guess. And sixteen year old girls who say it's soo scary.
Otherwise it felt devoid of creativity. Mostly just a repeat of the first without any look into characters or interesting ways to tackle possession.
ITT: Characters you have considered masturbating to
Not quite a character, but I'd eat cake out of her ass crack.
>>71153716
'considered'
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E6Kh3ayh1LA
Do you really think the company capable of producing two of the biggest box office bombs in cinematic history without breaking a sweat or even a drop in stock revenue needs to pay anyone off, fucking no and anyone who thinks clearly hasn't ever talked to a woman in their life or ever been around anyone but themselves, it's called good business, they know exactly who to pander to, is it any wonder they waited so long to make toy story 3 and finding dory, no because they knew they had the internet generation by the fucking...
Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
Not gonna read all that so I'm changing the subject.
What are some good action flicks coming out this year I should keep an eye out for? Bourne is the only one that comes to mind.
>>71153719
that's the only one coming to my mind too. though The Accountant might be interesting, with some action parts in it.
>>71153719
haha don't even try watching it because you don't want to be accused of being a disney shill when you dare bring up any criticisms of the film
Should I watch this or Seinfeld? I've never seen either.
>>71153573
>>71153573
Seinfeld is 10,000 times smarter and funnier but you're not doing jack shit with your life, you're probably a fucking teenager, so why not watch both?
>>71153573
watch seinfeld then curb.
>>71153639
/thread
Which ones have you seen /tv/?
>pleb filter
I've watched 40 of them.
27
the only one i haven't seen is harakiri (i did see the miike version though)
i guess i should probably get around to watching that
Who else is ready for the movie of the year?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i18z1EQCoyg
Guaranteed Oscar.
>using a song like that for a movie like this
pass
Are they really going to try to glorify a schizophrenic who thought he spoke to God directly and slaughtered women and children?
>White Guilt 2: Electric Boogaloo
What was her endgame?
Milking betas and retards for their money.
journey across the desert without ever having to take a drink of water
>>71153277
>>71153209
>dry cleaned
They ruined it
>>71153398
/thread
>Dry Cleaned
FUCKING WORTHLESS
Watched parts of it as a kid but not the entire film until recently (thanks /tv/). My new favorite of all time. I need more sci-horror in my life. Can anyone suggest similar films?
Sadly, there's simply no good sci-fi horrors out there other than The Thing and Alien. Everything else that critics and fans praise comes at least ten levels below The Thing. Carpenter ruined the genre for everyone else.
>>71152937
Alien
The Fly (1986)
You should also check out John Carpenter's other work. The Thing is his only sci-fi horror film but he made a bunch of amazing horror films and action films.
Event Horizon
Pandorum ( Not too good but still sci-fi horror)
Han Solo traveling to the First Order Starkiller Base with just a janitor and a wookie while also not bringing along a small fleet of soldiers to help assist is indicative of the Marvelization of Star Wars by Disney.
no I'm pretty sure the main problem is a group of militant bad guys somehow having the money to build something larger than the death star
while not being smart enough to realize 'dont put all your eggs in one basket'
Pretty much. Lucas would have never allowed this shit. Attacking an enemy base while practically by yourself is Disney capeshit tier.
Fucking Jews ruined star wars. Pic related is how the Starkiller operation should've gone.
worst part was when he used Chewie's gun and had to quip "Hey, I like this thing" like he'd never seen it before and Chewie hadn't been carrying it around constantly for the last fifty years
http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/lists/thr-100-hollywood-reporters-powerful-904591/item/john-lasseter-thr-100-904760
>"Feige, 43, elevated the comic book movie to an art form (and a lucrative business model) that inspires devout followers and pale imitators. The rare auteur-producer, he also pioneered the "cinematic universe" model of sequels and spinoffs that has been mimicked throughout Hollywood."
GOD KING FEIGE
>>71152725
>elevated the comic book movie to an art form
GET READY FOR /TV/ TRIGGERED!
Feige is the worst thing to happen to the movie industry.
>>71152752
>art form
Pretty sure Dark Knight did that. Outside 2 or 3 films, Marvel Studios has produced some of the most mediocre blockbusters ever.
>>71152725
>that inspires devout followers and pale imitators.
Ouch DCucks and FoxKEKS BTFO
>Seinfeld - the apology in season 9.
they mention that a female body is a thing of beauty but a male body is utilitarian, that its just there to function.
Think its bollocks 2bh, pic related
The male form is also beautiful, but it is beautiful because of it's utility.
>>71152803
thats very nice famm
>>71153239
LITTLE
>My name is Isaac Schrader, and you can go fuck yourself
What did he mean by this? Was it a childhood nickname or was it his real name?
>My name is Itzhak Schrader and you can go shtoop yourself
A$AP Schrader
kill me
![700f45348a181714120de47a4884de86[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/nsblBbz.jpg "700f45348a181714120de47a4884de86[1].jpg")
Just finished watching the first movie. Why is Dumbledore such an asshole? What did the Slytherins do to piss him off?
Seriously, they deck the great hall out in Slytherin colors, get the Slytherins hopes all up only to dash them with his "last minute points." Like he probably had the points planned all along, why not just have them in and be transparent about it instead of all underhanded?
Seriously what did these guys ever do? Sure ok the blonde kid is a bit of a bully. Professor Snape is clearly a bit of a harsh teacher but I wouldn't call him...
Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>71152267
>but I wouldn't call him unfair
this meme needs to stop.
When will mobile posting be banned?
YOU BALL-LESS GIT CAMPBELL
