TSUJ thread
Pictured: Daniel Craig, 1990 and 2015
>>63467716
Nice cherrypicking m8
>You fought in the Clone Wars?
>Yes. I was once a Jedi Knight, the same as your father.
>That reminds me. Luke, did I ever tell you that in our prime (which happened to be a mere 20 years ago), the Jedi had Dragon Ball Z powers and could destroy armies single-handedly, run at lightning fast speed, deflect blaster bolts with stunning precision, jump tens of thousands of feet in the air, and hover around for prolonged periods of time? "Crouching Jedi, Hidden Sith" sums up that era well.
>Now that I'm an old man, I can't do any of that anymore. Time is not a good friend.
>>63467682
kek
That scene was ridiculous but it was pretty neat.
>>63467682
>the Jedi had Dragon Ball Z powers and could destroy armies single-handedly
Not true, Jedi in the movies are super weak. Look at episode 2 and how an army killed at least a hundred of them.
What are your three favorite horror films?Nightmare mode: No "The Thing" or "Alien"
Three best psychological thrillers?
Three most campy?
Holiday horrors?
Eraserhead
Sauna
The Fly (since I can't say the Thing)
>>63467621
Hellraiser. Genuinely scared the shit out of me as a child, still creeps me out as a grown man.
>>63467621
I'm not really into horror but I don't like horror movies that rely on gore or jump scares.
My favourites are The Shining and Invasion of the Body Snatchers.
I'm sure there are others but I can't think.
>James Franco playing Tommy
>Dave Franco playing Mark
>Zac Efron playing Chris R.
Is it gonna be good guys?
>>63467620
Francos directing it as well right? it'll be shit
Another pic, Zac Efron doing his best "WHERE'S MY MONEY DENNY"
>>63467620
>Is it gonna be good guys?
MOST PROBABLY NOT.
>"A JEW APPPPATOW PRODUCTION."
how the FUCK did this film manage to get these high ratings?
especially the 4/4 by Roger Eberts, I don't understand
It's pro-open borders and anti-War on Terror.
by being good
>>63466883
Money bitches!
How many times have you watched the Star Wars reviews?
I watched the beginning of one and got pissed and turned it off. He raised some valid points but the way he talks is annoying. I also don't need this guy to tell me shitty movies are shitty.
>>63466309
I've honestly watched each of them at least 50+ time each...
unlimited data so I can listen to stuff while I work, and I ran out of good audiobooks and documentaries. I cycle through podcasts, half in the bag, and music(music gets boring so fast), i've listened to each hitb at least twice...
I pretty much have them memorized.
I've never told anyone how many times i've watched them
>>63466309
at least twice each
Mike's Mr. Plinkett makes me smile, laugh and my pussy hairs stand on end.
Who is your favorite Chris and why?
>>63466035
The one that can grow the strongest beard, and thats hemsworth
Then evans, pine....and then pratt
>>63466035
In terms of sheer looks: Hemsworth, then Evans, then Pratt, then Pine.
In terms of acting ability: Evans, then Pine, then Pratt, then Hemsworth.
In terms of being the biggest bro: Evans, then Hemsworth, then Pratt, then Pine.
Evans wins.
Remember when Chris called Kacey a cow and she got mad. But then he called her a Delibird and she was okay with it?
I know some of you know. You know.
DUDE ASSASSINS CREED LMAO
>>63465967
I'm still pissed they didn't adapt Altair or Ezio's stories.
>>63465967
DUDE FASSBENDER LMAO
>>63465980
DUDE UNIBROW SMUGBENDER
holy fucking shit I love this so much
anyone else watching?
>Death
>Funkadelic
Most patrician soundtrack of the century
This show tries to hard to be edgy, that's the only reason that they killed that kid the other week, to appeal to you fedora unsheaths
>>63466547
you're trying too hard to be edgy right now
Moffat is a hack edition
Last thread: >>63458888
>>63465697
Because nothing is canon until the show explicitly mentions a specific story. It's the same within the show itself
Sleep No More for example isn't canon because it doesn't reference any previous stories and hasn't been referenced since.
http://doctorwhogeneral.wikia.com/wiki/Canon
>>63465719
/who/ is dead!
Long live /WHO/
ITT: 1/10 casting choices
I dunno, he acted like a smug self-centered douche pretty well.
>>63465568
Literally have been thinking about this miscast lately.
>>63465568
Malin Akerman was a worse choice. She has the emotive range of a popsicle stick.
ITT: Comfy Movies
>>63465440
Any Harry Potter movie.
that church scene
Big Fish
redpill me on force lighting
Was kind of cool seeing the Emperor using it in the the original movies. Felt kind of gay being used by anybody in the prequels.
Sell me this pen
>>63465214
This.
They turned a cool power into the literal Hadouken of the Star Wars universe. Pretty lame imo
Will Leo finally an hero?
He's worth millions and plows no less than 5 models a day whenever and wherever he pleases.
So probably not.
Probably... i know that I would an hero if Harvey S. Karten of Compuserve would say something like that about me.
>>63464307
>clever dialogue
>clever
i usually don't say this, but dude sounds reddit as hell.
Season finale and no thread, what gives?
>>63464145
literally reddit: the show
>>63464145
>literally eating shit
>wondering why no one else wants to do it with you
fuck off faggot
>>63464145
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