WE GOT BEETS
>Lisa needs braces
>Dental plan
so i says to mable i says
your favorite charmed episode
>>63432992
The lesbian threesome episode.
the one where Phoebe and Paige switch bodies
The one where they summon demons that rape them till they die of orgasm induced exhaustion.
>Luke, did I ever tell you these were your father's droids? We went on wild adventures together for over 3 years in the Clone Wars, and the little one even saved me from a swarm of buzz droids, yet I somehow don't recognize them anymore. They were good friends.
>Luke, did I ever tell you that while your father was training on Coruscant, C-3PO served your family (Uncle Owen, Aunt Beru, Grandma Shmi, Grandpa Cliegg) for nearly 10 years? Somehow, your uncle didn't recognize Threepio when he returned to family's service.
>Hey Luke, did I ever tell you that all Jedi used to dress like homeless moisture farmers the same as I do, despite that still dressing like a Jedi is no good way to hide from Empire? It was a good robe though.
>Come here, Luke, today we will be training with this practice droid while you wear this helmet to blindfold yourself. You would think this was an impromptu training procedure, but no, we did this to younglings all the time and even built them special mini helmets. Right now you are literally worse than a child, Luke, like the ones your father killed with that lightsaber you are holding. He was a good friend.
>You must go to Dagobah, Luke, and seek out Yoda, the Jedi Master who trained me — well, actually, he's A Jedi Master who trained me. Before I moved up to Liam Neeson's service, I was one of the 20 younglings who went to Yoda's class every tuesday and thursday back in youngling school inbetween Jedi chemistry class and lunchtime. Nothing remarkable or mystic to our relationship at all. He was just my teacher who handed out droids and youngling-sized helmets to the class. Also, all his deep seemingly spur of the moment lessons and teachings from a true master are all fairly common Jedi sayings that he just butchers with his ghetto way of talking. A good friend, he was.
I love this place
>We went on wild adventures together for over 3 years in the Clone Wars, and the little one even saved me from a swarm of buzz droids, yet I somehow don't recognize them anymore
mfw when I actually hadn't stopped to realize this
>>63432740
>>I somehow don't recognize them anymore.
dude was probably lying, I bet
Was there anything that Obi Wan said that was true?
Why doesn't he just fly batman into a volcano?
This movie shouldn't last more than 5 minutes.
He literally says "if I wanted it you'd be dead" in the trailer.
Why don't Batman just build a bomb out of kryptonite?
>>63431874
Because he's a good friend.
I'm not a pervert, I just wanted a Turbo Man doll!
>>63431509
This movie is in our cheap theater right now. Should I got rewatch it?
>>63431538
hell yea
>>63431538
You should always re watch Jingle All the Way. Sinbad and Arnie's divorce settlements aren't going to pay for themselves so help by contributing ever flowing royalties.
We draw famous directors in ms paint and /tv/ guesses who it is.
>>63430706
Chris Nolan with an ear piercing?
tough one
>>63430811
Josh Whedon
Season 2 is phenomenal, if you haven't been watching, you should start.
>>63430541
Anyone has webm of Ayy Lmaos?
>>63430541
What the fuck was that last episode? That came out of fucking nowhere
>>63430567
The signs were there travelleryou didn't listen
ITT: Comfy tv shows
Spartacus S1 is the comfiest show ever.
Seinfeld season 1-season 3 is the epitome of comfy.
The remaining seasons are comfy too.
Best movie of 2014?
>>63429793
Horse Money or Boyhood
I preferred Birdman though this was great.
Supergirl just got good.
Holy shit is that The Mask?
>>63429659
The magician "Alien X"
>>63429659
martian kek is on there
Pick one you fucking kucks
Straw Dogs
>>63429228
These are totally different movies
French Connection 6
A Clockwork Orange 6.5
Straw Dogs 5
Dirty Harry 4
>>63429228
meh they're all relatively mediocre but Straw Dogs is the best of the bunch I guess
what went right?
The early seasons when Francis was in the military and Dewey was still young and cute.
Hal.
He made the show good.
Could you have done it?
How bad was it?
>>63428703
>Implying anyone would pay to watch this.
>>63428703
cuntshit is insufferable
>>63428703
not even feminists cared about it. it was that bad.
Why isn't Wedge Antilles given a medal after the Battle of Yavin?
He flew the Death Star mission. He made the trench run. He covered Luke up until his X-Wing got shot up.
But then at the end, he got snubbed while Han Solo and Luke got medals.
What gives?
its not what you do, but who you know
>>63427893
All politics man. The dudes who got in good with the Princess got the medals and no one else.
>>63427893
Because he's military, they were civilians. Plus do you have any ideas how many wedge motherfucking Antilles has been awarded?
Like the Doctor, /who/ will never die
She should've stayed dead >>63420162
What the fuck does:
>The first thing you will notice about the Doctor of War is he's unarmed. For many, it's also the last
Even mean?
Why are people calling Hell Bent a feminist episode because Clara got to leave on her own terms?
What does that even mean? It makes as much sense as the episode itself. A dreadful finale to the worst season of Doctor Who ever
>>63427788
all those time lords saw john hurt fuck up tons of motherfuckers in the time war
