>do you realize how crazy that sounds
>>63409475
>defuses the bomb one second before detonation
>I work alone
(Angry, frustrated, reproachful:)
> If this was a shitty movie written by a bunch of soulless, overpaid kikes, then we could [insert]. But it's not! This is real life, and we just can't [insert].
Then they do it and it works.
>Luke, wake up.
>Did I ever tell you about URoRRuR'R'R?
>A Tusken leader, URoRRuR'R'R was very adept at marksmanship and hunting, and also excellent in hand-to-hand combat with the traditional gaderffii. Unlike most Tuskens, he was not intimidated by machines and had no fear of approaching them. He acquired his hunting rifle, an important status symbol in Tusken culture, by scavenging it from the wreckage of a downed starship near Anchorhead. His group raided...
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>there are people so fucking retarded they actually enjoy the EU
>He loved sand, like a good friend.
Luke met URoRRuR'R'R you idiot. This meme only works with prequel characters, not classic OT characters like URoRRuR'R'R.
>It's a Lisa becomes a feminist lesbian wiccan episode
>>63409355
Wasn't she a Buddhist?
>>63409418
that wasnt edgy/specialsnowflaky enough
>>63409453
I guess cause Buddhists are peaceful and keep to themselves and she needs to be a loudmouth SJW
>Series is called "Into The Badlands
>Protag focuses on getting out of The Badlands
"And then... I got in"
>>63408928
One day
>>63408928
JUST WHEN I THOUGH I WAS OUT... THEY PULL ME BACK IN
So what film, domestic or foreign, was your favorite from 2015 so far, /tv/?
>>63408747
Does it follows count as 2015? If not then either ex machina or youth, this year has fucking sucked
>>63408747
What a fucking shit year 2015 has been for film.
That collage just puts things into perspective.
>>63408747
I was fairly impressed with the westerns that came out this year, but they were kinda under the radar:
Slow West
Bone Tomahawk
(highly anticipating Hateful Eight)
BOOOYYYYSSSS S MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
>>63408639
I LOVE IT
>>63408639
MEME MEETS ANOTHER MEME HA I LOVE IT
EARTHROCKER MEETS JUST
SHEEV MEETS BANE
I LOVE IT!
ITT: Post your guilty pleasures
>>63408480
No one could have unironically liked that
The Sarah Connor Chronicles.
Rumored details on the plot.
>The main villain will actually be Norman Osborn with J. Jonah Jameson and Scorpion also being featured. The film will have him declaring Spider-Man a public menace and placing a very public bounty on his head. The bounty draws out various criminals. Many of these criminals will not become the villains they become, but we will see Sandman, Electro, and even Mysterio before they become villains. Jonah hires Mac Gargan, who is not Scorpion yet but rather a PI.
>During a tailing of Spider-Man,...
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>Jonah simply wants to expose Spider-Man, but sees that Osborn and Gargan plan on testing on Spider-Man/Peter and find out why he was a success so Osborn can create superpowered villains to sell to HYDRA. Realizing that Spider-Man is a force for good, Jonah frees him and they both escape. Once Peter is awake he takes Jonah back to the Daily Bugle.
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>>63408284
Sounds good.
>doesn't start with peter getting his powers and trying to figure them out for the third fucking time, as if everyone in the world doesn't already know the spider-man story
>uses a villain that hasn't been done yet
>it's a blue collar villain, too
>>63408284
No Black Cat?
Come friends, come foes; be nice or morose.
How are you?
I am watching the Apu trilogy for the first time today
>>63407944
Enjoy anon it really is deserving of the hype
>>63407944
That's nice. Are you planning to fit the three into one day?
>it's Lisa discovers the hidden history of a feminist computer and then acts smug about it episode
So what did /tv/ think about the latest Simpsons episode?
>>63407589
>3 episodes in a row about Lisa
RIP The Simpsons
This is The Lisa Simpson show
What the hell, Matt?!
>watching the simpsons past season 10
>When filming in Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace (1999), Mcgregor kept imitating the noise of the lightsaber during his fights. George Lucas explained many times that this would be added in by the special effects people later on. Ewan said "I keep getting carried away."
That's cute.
>>63407498
Thats very unprofessional. George deserves more respect from young Ewen.
>>63407498
Adorable.
When did you realise that Elaine is actually the sexiest television character of all time?
>>63407190
>sluts
>sexy
Mid 90s
>>63406857
How to suck a big black cock by practice with a lgihtsaber.
>>63406873
this tbhq family
here come the whitebois with an inferiority complex
Mmmmmmmmm
This South Park saga can go one of two ways:
> Season wraps up nicely, having made their points on advertising, political correctness and American culture shifts.
or
> Blame everything on le big random manatee chicken monster from space
I'm worrying they might cop out and go with the latter.
>>63406452
Buckle up, buckaroos.
is this the first time south park has related every episode in a season together?
>>63406554
They started last season.
how could the most succesful film ever made is really forgettable and has no impact for the world's culture?
>>63406225
It kind of did, it sent the environmental nuts on a rampage that continues to this day.
>>63406225
Because other than remaining maker of enjoyable film, James Cameron decided on becoming a scam artist at some point.