PEEP SHOW BASED GERRARD EDITION
>>63485595
any based anon that can stream??
>>63485731
Just watch this
http://www.stream2watch.co/live-tv/gb/channel-4-live-stream
starts in 10 minutes
Hey 4chin,
OP here. Last spring I went on this board and asked for suggestions for the title on the student film I was working on. The premise was a Prisoner and a Guard are in one room with only a line of chalk between them. A sample of your best responses - and damn, there are some good ones in here:
Cuff and Collar
Blurred Lines
Walter White and Crazy 8 play Chess
Whose Line is it Anyway
Chalk is Cheap
White Chalk Down
Chalkative
Walk the Line
this line is fine
Are you chalking to me?
Line Point
Drawn together
Chalk it up
Lay lines
Two guys one line
La Linea
La Ligne
Die Linie
Lion
Soft, White, Porous Sediment
A line, one bitch, and no wardrobe
Checkmate, my cellmate
A comedy full of one liners
Alineation
And now it's time for OP to deliver. Here's the youtube links to both the teaser:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cN9P8VGltLk
and the trailer:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kq5HQAbHDl4
If people are interested, I'll post the full movie later
P.S. (I'm a FunnyJunk native, so please excuse any faux pas)
You didn't fucking deliver: you named it Prisoner
>>63485390
I love you to.
Here's the full list:
Cuff and Collar
Blurred Lines
Walter White and Crazy 8 play Chess
Whose Line is it Anyway
Penitentiary
Penal Code
Prisoner
The Line
Line's Edge
Chalk is Cheap
White Chalk Down
Chalkative
Advanced Pawn
A Mirror Darkly
We Divided
Crossing the Rubicon
A Line too Far
Designated Station
Chalk
Line Games
Chalk Games
Chalk it up
Rail a line with me
Look who's chalking
Over the line
Life on the Line
Walk the Line
this line is fine
Are you chalking to me?
All down the line
Boundaries
The lineup
Obscure border
Visible edge
Breaking point
Drawn together
Line Point
On the Line
Chalk it up
Lay lines
Fences
Restraint
Personal Space
Drawn in Blood
A room
Two guys one line
La Linea
La Ligne
Die Linie
Lion
Advantage
Cell mate
Critical Position
Echos
Soft, White, Porous Sediment
Dichotomy
Line
A line, one bitch, and no wardrobe
LifeLine
Checkmate, my cellmate
Vital Line
Pantomimed
A comedy full of one liners
Chalk
Alineation
The Ward
Adjudication
Uploading to youtube right now.
Why'd the Alien just sit there and blend into the wall in the final scene, even after Ridley accidentally bumped into it?
Why do you think? Just look at her
>ah yes my prey all alo- wait a minute
>those tiny panties
>notice me ripley
>>63485138
/thread
I believe (having just rewatched this recently thinking the same thing) that the Alien was injured. Either from previously or from being jacked all around the cabin without a seatbelt.
ITT: Good movie posters
>>63484664
inb4 blade runner
Outdated OP picture edition
Can't remember what they're supposed to be doing.
Miss me yet faggots?
>>63483714
I miss Nick
>something about making a health food snack
>>63483769
Nah, you're a slaaaaag.Charlene best girl
TOS best bridge edition
Get in here boys
Dr Bashir, I'm FCA
Ransom did very little wrong.
trek thread people you recognize:
>That guy who always posts Ro Laren
>‘Ugly space hag’ guy
>That guy who has EVERY file named Star_Trek_Voyager_fakes_1(…).png
>‘Tell me about your sexual organs’ guy
>‘Dukat did nothing wrong’ guy
>That guy who constantly makes ‘Shaka, when the walls fell’ threads
My local ciname has installed a no falcon policy. How do I sneak my falcon in?
Good. It's about time cinemas stood up to these pricks.
>trying to enjoy flick at local cinema bathhouse
>pay 64.95 for ticket that includes singles tax, fees, and tip (great deal)
>some asshole decides to bring his falcon
>movie starts
>stand to give pledge of allegiance
>falcon screeching while flying around theater
>forget where i am in pledge
>cinema usher notices
>calls for head cinema chaplain
>ohfuckimtoast.png
>pledge ends
>designated shooter stands to alert audience
>duck and crawl under seats as people are picked off one by one
>escape with only one bullet wound (got off easy)
never again.
>>63482663
>>63483697
>going to the cinema
>first time in a long time
>step though the door and onto the conveyor belt
>shit's so slow people are complaining
>apparently the maintenance is long past due to financial difficulties
>everyone gets an extra crabstick for free as a consolation
>my time at the food panel
>I choose a bag of popcorn and a coke
>confirm selection with a scan of my knee
>moments later my order falls down from a tube in the ceiling
>just in time before the belt went past
>finally the conveyor belt goes into the viewing room
>trying to stand on my toes so that I can see the screen
>people try jumping despite it being illegal
>even a stepladder is use
>guy to my left jumped and got busted and picked up by the crane
>wider space for me to stand on
>half through the movie I notice myself and the others shivering
>look to the side
>notice that the man operating the woodstove is gone
>have to step off the belt to keep the fire going
>got to be quick so my good spot at the front doesn't roll away
>must be careful because the belt is in constant motion
>nearly crush my head in some cogs because I slipped on some spilled oil on the floor
>eventually make it there
>notice that there are no more wood left in the basket
>make my way to the wood room to fetch some more
>stealthily step over the gap in the floor which was put in to stop the wood thieves
>suddenly I trip on a wire and a plow shoots from the opposite wall pushing me into a tube
>they had installed a secondary trap
>realise that I won't be seeing the end of the movie now
>sit down in the pitch dark and begin imagining the rest of the move to myself
Watched this movie last night, Comfy as fuck, reminded me of a more lighthearted time in the 90s when over the top characters were commonplace and audiences didnt expect realism in action flicks ala Nolan's batman. Had a very Airheads esque feel. I'm feeling a strong 6 to a light 7 on this one, Jesse is turning into one of my favorite young actors and KStew is just a divine being, and you even get to see her feet a few times.
Cool.
watched it a few nights ago
reawkoen the feelings of wanting a qt gf again but I vowed not to trust white women
>>63482647
It was alright, it had a weird tone sometimes though.
But it was essentially kstew gf porn, I think Landis has posted in stew threads here on /tv/. It was basically a kstew tribute
>character finishes having sex
>he immediately goes to the bathroom and takes a piss
>tfw gf takes a huge dump after sex
;_;
Yeah, that's what you do. Are you a virgin? Good luck out there.
>>63482413
Hehe . . . meme.
Seriously tho, how did Mark Hamill managed to unJUST himself so much? Was it surgery? Diet + exercises? Disney satanism? He was basically a monstruous fat blob before episode VII...
>>63482377
Disney's financing. They can't let JUSTs be faces of their franchises.
>>63482377
Damn, he's looking great. Good for him
>>63482377
He was put on contract contingent on diet and exercise, most likely.
dank meme edition.
Alright lads, roll for Moffat's next story line.
MATRIXLORD212 IS THE BEST YOUTUBER EDITION!
>>63481973
FIRST FOR LET /WHO/ DIE
Third for the time memes
>character is going to bed
>he takes off his socks
>I posted it again
>>63481958
>wearing anything but boxer briefs and a t-shirt to bed
>image.jpg
phonefaggots and their stale memes should go back to reddit.
JAFFA!
KREE!
Why even wear armour when it doesn't block anything
>>63481693
Because it looks cool and intimidates retarded primitives
>>63481693
It worked at first
Why didn't Yoda come with Obi Wan to kill Sheev?
Then Anakin would have nothing to do because he still didn't form the connections as an important leader in the empire, or at least he would not have a chance against both obi wan and yoda
Instead they split up and both fail
Sheev's power level was way too high for Obi
>>63481597
-"We will see each other again in Star Wars: The Force Awakens™. Preorder your tickets now"-
What did he mean by this?
>>63481597
Yoda underestimated Sheev's power kind of like how Anakin overestimated his own power, hence the scene where he does a flip (faggot) and then gets his legs and arm chopped off.
Was Childs infected?
>>63481269
>>63481319
but if the thing was so evolved then when it assimilated childs why didn't it make him white? LAWL
does it matter?STREAM WHEN