>arrive in a new region
>bring horse to a halt
>say name of the region out loud
>resume traveling
>>63328557
Op is a faggot
Some say he shills for jews
Adieu
DUDE MEMES
I FUCKING LOVE MEMES
MEMES MEMES MEMES
I LOVE MEMES
DUDE I LOVE THIS MEME
DUDE MEMES LMAO
DUDE I CAN'T COME UP WITH ANYTHING FUNNY SO I JUST COPPY SHIT OTHER PEOPLE DO
MEMES
>>63328557
>drive
>drive
>drive
OHIO!
>drive
>drive
>drive
KENTUCKY!
Eh, I do it in real life so...
Don't you think that the theme song to family guy is ironic being its one of the dirtiest shows on t.v?!?!?!?!?!?!?
epic thread, mate
>>63328544
This is the warmest pile of trash thread I've ever seen here. You're to be congratulated, you cowborn man child whore.
What's ironic is that American Dad is legitimately funny, unlike Seth.
Hoffman was also discreet about his religious and political beliefs, but it is known that he voted for the Green Party candidate Ralph Nader in the 2000 presidential election.[4][136] He felt that keeping his personal life private was beneficial to his career: "The less you know about me the more interesting it will be to watch me do what I do".
>>63328425
How many bags was it again?
>>63328476
Over 300 confirmed bags, kiddo
>>63328425
He's not wrong
Time is a flat circle
>>63328178
we get the flat circle we deserve.
CHANGE WILL COME TO THOOOOSE WHOOOO HAVE NO FEEEAR
did caspere know this?
Has anyone here ever been on r/truefilm? Holy shit its the most insufferable bunch of pseudo intellectuals ive ever seen. Whats your favorie movie /tv/?
>inb4 back to reddit
>>63328173
>r/truefilm
You're on it now :^)
back to reddit
Any subreddit is better than this piece of shit meme board. Not even joking.
Why is "Empire" the best show in this millenium?
>proven elite actors (Terrance Howard, Marisa Tomei etc.)
>talented new musicians (Serayah, Becky G, Bre-Z, Smollett, Veronika Bozeman)
>quality celeb guest stars (Jennifer Hudson, Chris Rock, Naomi Campbell, Da Brat, Ludacris)
>actually FUN as the TV show has to be
>ratings are skyrocketing
/tv/ BTFO
>>63328076
1 X 1 = 2
WE
>>63328124
If one times one equals one that means that two is of no value because one times itself has no effect. One times one equals two because the square root of four is two, so what's the square root of two? Should be one, but we're told it's two, and that cannot be
What went wrong?
Comic book readers are autistic
>>63328142
You spelled artistic incorrectly.
Nothing
AMA
>>63328051
why do you suck so much?
why is everything you do so fucking bland and uninspired?
have you ever done something original?
>>63328051
Why are your flicks so forgettable and only ever worth one viewing at most?
Why did you spoil the I'M NOONE twist in the fucking trailer?
What if itsamazing?
it is dumbass
>>63328044
>>63328055
We are awaited in Valhalla
>>63328307
shut up mr no dubs man
Do you love Nausicaa of the valley of the wind?
The manga was better
>>63328019
Pretty much, love both the manga and the anime.
In my personal top 3 Miyazaki movies.
3.Nausicaa
2. Spirited Away
1. The Wind Rises
Do you love Nausicaa of the valley of the wind?
The manga was better
>>63328019
Pretty much, love both the manga and the anime.
In my personal top 3 Miyazaki movies.
3.Nausicaa
2. Spirited Away
1. The Wind Rises
In 2002, Warner Bros. Pictures greenlit BATMAN VS. SUPERMAN, hoping the rekindle both franchises in one fell swoop. SE7EN writer Andrew Kevin Walker penned the script and TROY's Wolfgang Petersen was hired to direct. The movie would start Jude Law as Superman and Colin Farrell as Batman. This was the story.
>Superman foils a bombing at the Metropolis National Park and is transporting the terrorists to Stryker's Island when he finds out they're robots with built-in Kryptonite bombs. After nearly being killed, Superman collects a sample of the Kryptonite.
>Clark Kent later attends the wedding of Bruce Wayne and Elizabeth Miller, a wealthy humanitarian. Clark and Bruce are old friends and have fought together many times. Clark is recovering from his divorce from Lois Lane, who was unable to "share him with the world", while Bruce has given up on the identity of Batman after the Joker murdered Robin and subsequently died in an explosion. Alfred Pennyworth and Jim Gordon have likewise passed away, and wheelchair-bound Barbara Gordon is the Commissioner of Police in Gotham and Bruce's ex-girlfriend.
>Bruce and Elizabeth enjoy their honeymoon in Hawaii when Elizabeth is unexpectedly shot with a poisoned dart laced with the Joker's laughing toxin. She dies before Superman hears Bruce's cries and comes to help them. After the funeral, Bruce returns to Gotham and descends into the Batcave, becoming Batman once again. Superman attempts to dissuade Bruce, as he had become increasingly violent following Robin's death, but Bruce ignores him, blaming Superman for not being fast enough to save Elizabeth. Anticipating Superman might be a threat, Bruce begins to monitor him.
>Clark takes a leave of absence from the Daily Planet and returns to Smallville, Kansas, to recover from Lois' departure and analyze the Kryptonite sample he had earlier collected using his spaceship's board computer.
>While there, he reconnets with Lana Lang, his childhood sweetheart who never fulfilled her dreams of leaving Smallville to explore the world. Lana is aware of Clark's secret and the two eventually develop a relationship. Clark considers giving up on being Superman to prevent the burden of his responsabilities from ruining his relationship once again, but Lana is supportive, and Clark realizes how much he is needed when he prevents a tornado from destroying Smallville.
>Meanwhile, Batman locates the Joker's old associate, Winslow Schott, also known as "Toyman", and presses him for the identity of the man who is using the Joker's laughing toxin. Toyman reveals that the Joker himself has returned from the dead before being assassinated. Batman then exhumes the Joker and finds his body gone. Barbara attempts to reach out to Bruce, concerned with his extremist methods, but he rebuffs her.
>In Smallville, the analysis indicates that the Kryptonite is artificial and made by LexCorp. Superman then visits Lex Luthor in Stryker's Island, where he is detained after a failed attempt to detonate a Kryptonite bomb in upper atmosphere to destroy Superman. Luthor reveals that LexCorp collaborated with the United States government on Project Achilles Heel, dedicated to developing Kryptonite-based anti-Superman weaponry to be used should Superman go rogue. Batman learns of this and infiltrates Achilles Heel's headquarters to steal Kryptonite samples.
>The Joker and his men attack the police station and steal the Bat-Signal before Batman intervenes, only to learn that the Joker now has super-human abilities. After a chase through the streets of Metropolis that causes widespread damage, the Joker escapes.
>Superman confronts Batman, infuriated by his recklessness, and announces that, if Batman further spirals out of controle, he will have to stop him. Batman then assures Superman he's willing to kill him should he interfere with his vendetta, and the two part on bad terms.
>>63327957
no idea if this is real but it sounds terrible
>>63327957
>Clark is recovering from his divorce from Lois Lane, who was unable to "share him with the world"
Who wrote this garbage? Thank god this didn't get made
Post your favourite scene from the best show ever
when Dukie did heroin
HE COMIN YO
>the wire
Empire is for real ni**as, this Uncle Tom BS is hideous.
ITT: No talent hacks you want to punch in the face.
but he's hot as fuck, though
>>63328853
how did a nitwit like you get so tasteful
>>63328853
This and he's got a big dick
2 > 4 > 1 > 3
What franchise is this?
Terminator, not counting Genisys.
The Batman movies from the 90s.
Mission Impossible till 5
