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Outdated OP picture edition
Can't remember what they're supposed to be doing.
Miss me yet faggots?
>>63483714
I miss Nick
>something about making a health food snack
>>63483769
Nah, you're a slaaaaag.Charlene best girl
>>63483789
Charlene's a fucking psycho as well. This year has had the worst crop of girls everthough Vana has grown on me
>>63483832
There's two types of psycho. Seline psycho, and Charlene psycho. I hate the former, love the latter.
>>63483832
Hey you guys! :)
Who /drinking/ here, and what?
Birra Moretti for me.
>>63483917
Tea for me
>Drinking alcohol any other time than on the weekend or on a cheeky student night with the lads
CHARLES DICKENS IS ROLLING IN HIS FUCKING GRAVE
FUCK
I HATE THE FUCKING BBC FOR SHIT LIKE THAT
Makes it worse that I just finished watching their Bleak House adaptation and that was GOAT.
What? When are the interviews?
How are there still so many people left.
>>63483903
W A I F U
A
I
F
U
IT'S TIME!
>>63484006
No idea. He's had triple and double firings.
Alen Sugar is a cunt
>>63483917
made myself a nice chai latte
>>63483968
nah i just had a traumatic childhood with death and rape and prefer to drink on the nights
le get bantered the fuck out and quit man
>>63484006
Next week senpai
>>63483972
u wot
alright lads how we all doing tonight
Vana - best girl
>>63484051
Get a healthier hobby
>>63484100
That's not Charlene
>>63484033
Just one of these days I'd like to see one of these nutcases they bring on completely lose their shit in the boardroom, flip the table and start chasing Sugar screaming "NO ALAN, YOU'RE FIRED"
>>63484058
He would have had to single handedly win the next series of tasks and save a baby to have any chance of winning.
May as well have left.
Need to see Brett in the interviews tbf pham
>>63484096
depressed and wishing i was dead
really wished i had the balls to kill myself desu but i don't so i guess i'll stay here miserable until i inevitably die of old age alone
at least i ate some veggies today, makes a change from fried chicken and mcd's
Sorry for no Roisin webm last couple of weeks, my laptop died and my new one only arrived today. If any has the webm or the bikini pic I'd be grateful.
Bretts gone
>>63484106
There's nothing wrong with drinking alone at home at night.
As long as it's not beer.
Me and my mates had a theory that Sugar should say "No smoke, you're fired" at some point.
>>63484119
>Charlene
What are you snacking on right now /tv/?
You ain't you until you've had a snackers
>>63484142
le professional man will never die
Five minutes in and they're going out of their way to make Brett seem more arrogant than usual
>London 2012 was 13 years ago
>mfw
Feet are cold, lads.
>I eat snackbars
>eats snackbars
well then you HAVE to be pm for this task.
Richard gonna smash dat
>>63484096
downloading multiple tara tainton scenes, my night's sorted
Apprentice
Giroud hatrick
Folder of Jenny pics
Am comfy /tv/
>>63484196
>Brett is PM
>goofy cartoon music
HE'S OUT!
Richard to win yeah?
>VICTORY IS WITHIN OUR MINCED
>Vana says crisps
Mild respect gained
>spell life
>>63484096
Torrenting Fallout 4. I know it sucks but I'm bored as fuck.
>>63484175
Charlene is best girl you asspie
>believing all the shit this ausie says
>Victory is within our mints
>>63484274
He's a nob but he's a competent one.
Welsh slag is going to spunk all the money on shit
>An ozzy runs a health food store
Of course she does
>>63484263
Brett guna smash it
Protein bars might be a good shout. So many fitness wankers these days.
>>63484265
p-post pics pls
>>63484265
you fucking cunt I was gonna watch the match blind later
>Charlene with her hair down
Tee hee!
>>63484339
this
they even shitpost in real life
>Raw food restaurant
Fucking London
>>63484355
>Unironically supporting arse
>>63484311
It doesn't suck you faggit. I bet /v/ told you to think that
>>63484096
Happy I quit my job and will have Christmas off.
January will be shit though
Those healthy snacks all taste like shit. Except for the one full of sugars.
>>63484136
We've got you covered famalam.
>turned off xenoblade chronicles x for this shit
this ep sucks
>It's great for sexual function
>Camera cuts to someone chopping up a cucumber
What did they mean by this?
They should call it Allah Snackbar
It means nothing right now but I like the protein bars idea.
>claude wearing a hairnet
>>63484334
She's completely mad. And Welsh.
>>63484350
>"so you thought posting on /fit/ would be a good idea?"
>"y-yes Lord Sugar"
>"/fit/ knows shit about fitness, those fat fucks are just as casual as /v/. you're fired"
>>63484395
You prefer Vana or Selina?
top joj
So let me understand this, they think viagra in a bar will sell to women and children?
>>63484436
Nothing better than a slightly nuts girl with an accent.
>beard net
>Brett copying Vana's accent
Is the Apprentice final on the 23rd or are we getting two episodes in a row next week?
Isn't this basically the Beeb shilling "superfoods"?
>>63484436
>he doest want a fiery welsh gf
kden
>>63484470
>Tomayto
>Richard actually is good at his job.
Seems so weird. Brett must be an aspie.
HE FUCKING PISSED HIMSELF
>Brett going full autist over beetroot in his pants
k e k
Brett BTFO by Claude.
Drops an F bomb.
>graphic designer using a pen to do something they could do easily with a mouse
>graphic designer using a Mac
Goddammit /gd/.
>>63484463
>with an accent.
Everyone has an accent you fucking yank
Brett getting BTFO
>>63484496
I'll never understand how he's competent
Where are the lewd pics of Karen at
>>63484311
It's alright for about 10 hours, then you realise literally every single location is just a copypaste of the last place you went to.
Claude should have given more analogies throughout the series
So kiddies, who wants a bar of viagra?
swearing
These two bellends doing the marketing
>advertise as giving half the money to a meme charity
>charge double the normal price for something basic like a packet of crisps
>sell thousands of units
ez win
>Charlene downblouse shot
WEW LAD
>That cough
>>63483769
She can sneer at my accomplishments and blame me for her failures anyday
>Charlene
>Tits
>Met!
TITS
>>63484525
wew thats what Im worried about
Vana has an acne scarred face, and for that reason, I'm out
>>63484550
Wew
Love it
>2 people on branding on 1 making the actual product
What the fuck
Vana is pretty smart actually
>>63484526
Claude needs to be doing interviews. He's been very tame
>100g of olive oil
This is meant to be healthy?
I'm pretty sure you could see her mobile phone number come up on that blokes phone just then.
>>63484311
It does suck but yeah you'll kill some time.
Also some of the companions are really good, which is very rare for Bethesda. There's a lot of missed opportunities though that come from their general lack of polish once they have their usual realisation of "fuck it, the modders will do it for free".
>>63484590
That's how it works though. Marketing>Product.
SLOW DOWN MATE
WHATS THAT SORRY MATE
Vana is smart as fuck
Charlene going full Psycho.
>>63484605
Yeah, my thinking too, Karen's been more of a bitch this series.
>>63484605
I hope he does the interviews but now he's armed with first hand witnessing their retardedness as well as their poxy pusiness plans.
Charlene gone.
>>63484607
I know familio, not even extra virgin.
Charlene needs serious help in there.
AL MUND BUTTA
Love that accent.
Ah the old bait and switch.
Expect Charlene's team to win
>>63484525
If you've ever put over 300 hours into Bethesda games I doubt you will care.
Richard is right, who the fuck thinks of raw as a positive thing for food?
I think crisps are a bad idea for a health snack, but on the other hand, trying to sell a bar with natural viagra in it kind of limits the market. Who wants to buy cock drops? Men.
>>63484657
i would help herefondle my cock
>Vegan-proof
Why is this so funny?
>minty cereal bar
charlene you muppet
>>63484680
Only Oblivion got into the hundreds for me
SLIGHTLY OILY
150G OF OIL
>>63484624
This is how you end up with a felt tip pen m8
>>63484676
Yeah, I'm expecting Brett to really fuck up the pitches whilst Garry and Mickey Pearce BTFO out of everyone
>>63484690
Raw bars is a thing, dude. Have you never seen Nakd bars?
I love buying food with redacted text. Did she really make a breakfast bar that tastes of mint?
>>63484690
Raw eating is a new trend.
AHAHAH
Fug, muh waifu is going
>you will never get Vana's v
Why live
>no Vana gf to pep you up and motivate you
>>63484733
it'll give you a nice minty taste in your mouth.
In a rush? Don't brush!
>>63484731
>Raw bars is a thing, dude. Have you never seen Nakd bars?
Seen them in the cafe when I get my bacon and sausage bagel in the morning. Guess I never really paid attention to them.
Should sell well with V for Vendetta fans
>>63484733
It's so you can eat it after brushing your teeth and it will still be minty.
>>63484690
>who the fuck thinks of raw as a positive thing for food
As long as it's not meat based I do.
Why is Charlene so amazingi love her;_;
>>63484773
they don't leave the house so why
>>63484779
>not liking your steak blue
Pleb af
>Oily as fuck
>""""""""""""""""""Health""""""""""""""""""" food
She is telling Holland and Barrett that people want to buy healthy food
>Letting Charlene present
Good god
>Vana giving people the V
>NO
>>63484779
even then sushi's a thing
Charlene is well fit but she seems thick as shit desu
>>63484740
Yeah but what's the first thing that comes to mind when you hear the word raw?
Uncooked meat
>>63484799
Fuck off she's mine
>>63484799
Charlene is totally fucked.
>IT IS THE FUTURE THEY CONTAIN SO MUCH GOODNESS WITHIN THEM
CRASH
AND
BURN
>>63484807
>>not liking your steak blue
True I hate it. Medium rare. Yes I know pleb as fuck.
Jesus christ what a fucking trainwreck
>this presentation
"Hey Holland and Barrett, have you ever thought of stocking a health snack"
>>63484831
She isn't thick, shes just nervous promoting to a superstore
These teams are so unbalanced
Daily reminder
Sugar will, with regret, fire Charlene and then sad music will play.
FLOP
>>63484831
Not thick so much as mental
>>63484812
>>63484875
I know, if this is a bait and switch episode it's a really good one
Is there a business on the planet Branson doesn't have his cock in?
>>63484831
Not thick, but definitely has some screw looses.
>>63484844
I've been promoting her since day one, every has been telling me shes shit, and now all of a sudden people like her? fuck youuuuuu
>>63484889
they haven't filmed the hiring scene yet tho
>Brett
Jesus christ
AS A CULTURE AND A ECONOMY
Brett making high school errors
>"I've got a 10 minute presentation"
>"Lets say the same thing in as many different ways as possible"
>>63484896
Admit it, its fucking funny to watch her get angry
>>63484850
I dont think she is
>>63484894
>Charlene walks out of the door
>Sugar opens /tv/
>posts simply ">tfw no mad welsh gf" and leaves
No bait and switch this week 2bh. This is just a washout for Richard and co
>>63484914
I've been promoting her since day one as well m8. What I like in a girl.
>>63484926
It's cute
WHAT THE FUCK IS HE EVEN SAYING
>>63484917
I thought they filmed an ending for each finalist winning.
>>63484920
>>63484925
They'd be breezing it if Richard was leading the pitch
>very natural nutrients
>superfoods
I am fucking out lads
>"i'm a cunt" music starts playing
>Joseph
Fucking christ
>They weren't very keen on the name, the packaging, or the product either
Jesus
>>63484925
It's how they talk in all of the forces
This entire team is fucking shite
Richard and Vana are so far ahead of the others its unreal
That Rejuvenate package is a rip off of Strepsils
https://twitter.com/CharleineWain/status/674698031476973572
CHARLEINE IS GOING HOME
>Joseph
Just fucking lie
So whos getting fired?
>They said it's food and that it is in a bar form.
Surprised he didn't lie though.
>>63485004
Yes but Joseph don't be negative
THESE FUCKING LIES
Ooh, Vana in the tights there!
Gary and charleine need to go.
>>63485015
They'll be the final two
>>63485015
Finalists.
Joe is flagging now.
>ad for Witcher 3
This was made a while ago.
VEGAN FREE
Brett is so useless baka
They're selling a grand total of fuck all.
No bait and switch here, there's no fucking way.
fuck those crisps look like banana skins
we could run this product into the future and run the gravy train right in there
They should push the oily link. The only crisps that also moisturize.
Actually Richard, their issues were with the branding.
Is Brett why we lost to The Taliban?
VEGAN FREE
Based Brett
>>63485081
No shit
ALL ABOARD THE GRAVY TRAIN
Why don't they mix semen instead of the oil? It'll be full of protein then.
>>63485081
Yeah its filmed in May and June
Holy shit Brett you just fucking say random crap
those crisps look like utter shit
Is that woman on smack?
>>63485118
>lost
They should call it "AllahuSnackbar" and go for the muslim market
>>63485143
If all I could do was see the product that bar looks better. The crisps look disgusting.
Who did the supermarket guy used to work for?
OH MAMA THAT QT
>karen will never kick you in the balls
>brett emotional
B U L L S H I T
U
L
L
S
H
I
T
Noone's going to sell anything, Sugar's going to keep them all in and fire 2-3 people.
Calling it now.
This is some of the most cringe worthy shit I've ever seen. Charlene is gone.
Jesus Christ just how oily are those dehydrated crisps.
HE WORKED FOR FUCKING ASDA
Christ both these products are shit
>>63485176
Tesco
Unless ur memeing me
>>63485176
Tesco
>>63485181
>Vana will never be your slave
>>63485176
Literally just said you mong
QT
T
>>63485189
it goes to 5 people, 1 is going tonight senpai
>You can go through the the board room now
How much do you think she gets paid each time she says that?
>>63485209
>you will never do femdom with Charlene
>>63485217
Aussie Superfood grill was far more QT
>>63485217
UGLY PIG
>>63485219
Because obviously 4 instead of 5 would be an abomination
>Cunchtime
This fucking speaking
What the fuck is this shit
>>63485223
a money
>>63485217
She sounded like she was deaf
Would love to give Charlene a creampie 2bh
Alan's analogies are especially shit tonight
>>63485217
>>63485217
Smack head
Karen fucking hates the Welsh
>Vittilitti
Fucking hell
Love her though
Really feel like eating a healthy snack bar right now desu
People might actually buy Chernobyl soil though
HOLY SHIT THOSE SUGAR BURNS
north korean tour guide
Please fire them all
>>63485303
Well she is a Tory
>>63485325
>T
>H
>I
>S
Seriously though I want a charleine GF
Why do I like her so much?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/list_of_burn_centers_in_Greater_london
>>63485330
Yeah so am I and I'd still fuck them
>>63485325
>firing based Richard
That packaging looks like fucking flesh hanging off vegetable guts
>>63485217
Looks retarded
>Elvis Parsley
poor poor bantz Al
>>63485363
>I'm a tory
>elvis parsley
TOP BANTZ
>>63485368
Fire. Them. All.
>>63485325
literally the worst set of contestants
Sugar is fucking hilarious this episode
Who would place orders for ANY of that shit
>>63485384
Seriously look at this shit
>>63485399
Sorry, is your party in power?
SERIOUSLY NO ORDERS FOR BOTH TEAMS
0 (Z E R O)
WAT
B
T
F
O
Christ both these products are shit
Double firing Brett and Charlene gone
>>63485419
>varna poster is back
das it mayne, dump them photos, feet if possible
>>63485424
Yes
>>63485424
Go eat a baby you fucking scum
Intentionally hopeless product in order to save money.
OH MY GOD
HOLY FUCK
THE WORST TASK EVER
Poor Charleine, muh waifu is gone
LMAO
One of the companies should have trolled and placed an order for 1 unit
lol what an absolute shit show
Both teams btfo
The oil lost it for the crisps but Charliene's going
HAHAHAHAH
KEK
THEY ALL FIRED
Yfw Sugar fires 6 people and hires QT Jenny from Week 3
>she will never force you to fist yourself with her mind powers
Could the beeb not afford to send 3 people down to Madame Tussauds for a treat?
Whoever says the most buzzwords and phrases gets to stay
Surprise ending, they cancelled the interviewers because they're all terrible
Hahaha holy shit
>>63485457
Can I eat you then?
If they try to blame Charleine completely that's unfair, she was way out of her depth
I hope they drop the hammer on Vana for dumping a gallon of oil in the crisps, the dumb cunt.
Charlene honestly has to go
GARY YOU FUCKING DIRTY CUNT LEAVE MY WAIFU ALONE
It's gotta be one from each team. Brett and Charlene.
>>63485517
THIS
BRUMMIE TWAT
Real talk: The crisp loss was definitely down to Richard not putting the right information on the packaging.
As much as I love him, he should go.
>And boobs
>that karen look
DONT CRY
>>63485550
Nah fuck off
It was down to Brett and Vana's terribel product
Charleine confirmed period
>>63485503
How about you rape some poor people instead
>>63485564
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
BOOBS MENTIONED
>Boobs
I actually don't know who should go.
I just think Joseph and Vana should stay.
What the fuck why is she crying?
;_; please don't cry
>>63485582
Can I rape you then?
>>63485550
Dude, the "healthy" crisps are covered in oil and it's what all of them complained about.
Joseph saved his arse.
CHARLENE DESTROYED!
Most emotional contestant ever
>>63485550
It's what they seemed to drum on about, at least what we were shown.
Still, all this is shit that could be sorted.
S Y M P A T H Y
Y
M
P
A
T
H
Y
>>63485616
Rasheed.
>>63485581
I would go vampire and gollop that glorious red cream down
;_;
CHARLEINE PLS DON'T CRY
IT'S OK
HAHAH
Why is Vana so strong and powerful
>>63485624
And yet the main criticism was that the packaging didn't actually say why it was special
>>63485616
You may as well stick your floppy johnson in a dead pigs mouth
>>63485648
She is my amerifu
Oh god she sounds like a kid who's just broke something important.
Pls Charleine.
Will Brett start crying
>>63485637
Das it mane
>>63485637
Looks like she's having an orgasm or dumping a great shit
Honestly I do feel bad for Charleine. She did her best but making three bars from scratch is hard.
She's rubbish at this, but I'd wife her.
>>63485637
SHE'S FUCKING DRUNK
>>63485550
It was entirely down to Vana tipping over double the amount of oil required into the recipe.
The branding was passablr compared to most apprentice projects. People werent complaining about the branding, they were put off by the pint of oil in each packet.
>>63485637
Kek'd
Why is Brett being honourable?
>>63485694
She married with kids m8, you're about 8 years too late
>>63485699
theres never enough ass;_;
Vana is unkillable lads
Gary B T F O
Silly cow
>>63485734
autism
>>63485734
Richard's mind powers.
Brett fell for Vana's flirty bullshit
Good Joe and Vana stay.
Switching off now.
>>63485694
Why didn't she bring mustache with her?
>Vana will never come home to you and tell you about the stressful day she's had and you will never give her a cuddle to make her feel better
>>63485550
This.
Even if the product was oily as shit it could be forgiven because they are food experts.
He's meant to be a marketing expert and fucked up at marketing 101
The autistic soldier must go
>>63485690
>not giving her an orgasm while she shits
>>63485705
They were complaining about branding though
>>63485743
I can dreamI just need a GF
HOLY FUCK YOU SILLY BITCH
joseph: it's my fault
charlene: gary you're coming to the boardroom
HAHAHHAHAHA FUCK YOU GARY THATS WHAT YOU GET FOR SHIT TALKING MY WELSHFU
>>63485761
they're probably doing a sex in the empty house
>>63485764
>you will never rub her feet
>>63485787
I think I blacked out or something.
BASED JOE LIVES ANOTHER DAY
THE MOUSTACHE MAN
Brett and (unfortunately) Charleine gone.
>>63485750
Gary was diamonds for Charlene and she has now betrayed him
>>63485815
Truly the darkest timeline
>>63485815
>(unfortunately)
Charlene is an absolute shitter and should've been fired weeks ago
>>63485793
They were lonely, got talking, one thing led to another and he slipped his hard cock inside Vana's tight pussy
Gary is going
>big corporate man
>can't even convince his old employer
And so on.
Also Brett because not leading well.
>>63485828
Tell me your secrets, anon. What happened in your timeline?
Joe is probably banging Vana and thinking of Italy.
>>63485787
Everyone acts like Joseph is the dogs bollocks, I dont understand it. Hes looks like a flamenco dancer ran into topshop then grew a porn stache.
Hes the kind of sneering little nobody you'd think nothing of slapping in the pub while he bellows into his iphone about his second hand bmw.
>>63485837
Doesn't stop her being a qt
Also navy
Gary is going I think.
Boring as fuck
>>63485844
Jenny from Week 3 got to the interviews and came to rival Roisin's memery
>>63485841
>Vana
>Tight
She's a fucking roastie man, probably had her first time at the age of 13 with one of the builders at her daddy's construction site because daddy wasn't paying her enough attention.
Christ Richard you cock sucker
>>63485854
>Hes the kind of sneering little nobody you'd think nothing of slapping in the pub while he bellows into his iphone about his second hand bmw.
I find that likable. It's the way he literally could be a 30s gangster.
>>63485854
Spot on desu
SHUT UP KAREN
>>63485854
Some weeks he just got shit done though. Reached the end of his usefulness.
>>63485856
>that accent
>muh navy
Shit taste: the poster
>>63485882
Roastie would have been a better name for the crisps
>brett tearing arseholes
i can see him going postal after getting fired, going to prison and going raping
Why is Brett acting like such a kuck?
>>63485699
HNNNG
Has Richard got Brett's kids hostage?
Is this the game that we were told he was playing?
>>63485841
delete this
NEW THREAD
>>63485935
NEW THREAD
>>63485935
NEW THREAD
>>63485935
He's had Gary's number since day fucking one.
Gary must know he'll never win this fucking show.
Brett went 100% because of his autism. What the hell kind of retard loyalty was that for Richard.
I swear Sugar just doesn't like Gary
Seems to be a softy desu, Charleine is staying because she cried
BRETT THE HERO WE NEED, NOT THE ONE WE DESERVE
Man I loved Brett.
Straight talking motherfucker.
>>63484389
/v/ here, you have shit taste
