> BEST PERFORMANCE BY AN ACTRESS IN A MOTION PICTURE - MUSICAL OR COMEDY
>AMY SCHUMER
>this is a 10/10 in burgerland
Not even aliens will abduct this humanoid from our planet.
>QUARANTINE
Someone..Must...Destroy...her for the sake of the human race.
Godspeed
>>63506751
Yes, apparently she was nominated.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0096697/eprate?ref_=tt_eps_rhs_sm
Seeing the worst Simpson episodes (according to IMDB), the 4th worst episode is S10E02 ''Sunday, Cruddy Sunday''
Really? I think it's a decent episode, why would people vote it so low?
>>63506666
the ending was so dumb that it could've actually been written by an 8 year old.
>>63506666
There's been nearly season-long stretches where every episode was worse than this.
>>63506666
It's IMDB, don't read too much into it.
Most of the lowest-rated episodes are the clip-show ones. They shouldn't even be rated in the first place.
Are there actually people who think this shit funny?
Kids. Middles schoolers. Morons. Dregs.
>>63506612
look at that duck tho
>>63506612
spotted the liberal art student
>"We can't outrun them!"
>"No, it's necessary."
>>63506600
redminds me of soviet anecdote:
>"Machinegun, fire!"
>"Comrade commisar, I've ran out of ammo!
>"But you are communist, remember!"
>And the machine gun starts shooting again
>we've got no one qualified to pilot that flying machine however milady, do you see the snafu we have found ourselves in?
>>63506723
How come Finn can't pilot it? Isn't he a trained TIE pilot?
Is James Bond just fiction /tv/ or do governments actually utilise suave, expertly-trained in all forms of combat, multilingual agents in the field?
I can't imagine agents in real life staying in 5* accommodation or driving amazing cars but surely Bond has some basis in reality.
My friend was recruited by MI6 incidentally, but he can't tell me much for obvious reasons.
I think the last thing undercover agents do is dress up in stylish suits and drive supercars
They probably dress and look like the average pleb
>>63506591
just look into the shady conditions of ian fleming's death. you'll understand how much the double oh seven charater is "fictional."
read some john lecarre
So apparently Shia Labeouf is sitting in some UK gallery and just talking to people on the phone as a performance piece. I shit you not.
What should we tell him?
Also website with live stream:
http://www.touchmysoul.net/
bump
Should we tell him we love him?
Ask him if he ever fucked Ren or Tawny.
Just called and got Shia.
Told him he was a big guy.
His reply?
>for you
http://www.cinemablend.com/new/Batman-V-Superman-Already-Topped-Captain-America-One-Important-Battle-99167.html
>if you’re wondering which trailer generated the most buzz on Twitter in the week after it premiered then you’ll be glad to know that the answer has arrived in the shape of Batman v Superman: Dawn Of Justice.
IT'S OVER MARVEL IS FINISHED!
Embarrassing!
is anyone surprised? nobody cares about avengers 3
>>63506320
When do this superheroshit will get satured and end?
>OH LOOK THE LOVELY NIA IS HERE EVERYBODY. COME ON HONEY GRAB A MIC AND HELP ME WITH THIS QUESTION
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MJZP2gsS5VQ
>>63506272
BIG BLACK ASS
>Bill is a pimp
>>63506272
Who else is disappointed in Bill for letting Joe DeRosa open for him at Madison Square Garden?
Do you think Bill eats her butt?
>We can't outrun them
>We might/must
>We need a pilot
>We've got one
What the fuck? I thought you said JJ Abrams and his writers would relieve us from Lucas' shitty directing and writing. Can you actually defend the stilted direction and unnatural use of pronoun-verb-present tense with the 'to have' infinitive?
It's slightly less shit than that 'i thought she was with you' shit in Btmn v Sprmn, but:
who /cringe/ here?
WE NEED A PILT
WE GAWT WAN
FOR YOU??!??!!
>>63506230
when you will finally realise SW is for 8 years olds?
>>63506288
You'd think it was an all-ages event with all the viral market they're temporarily holding back.
Is Obi wan one of the greatest comedy characters of all time? His lines and delivery are ridiculous to the point of parody.
>New stupid haircut every movie, each signifying the trends of a different generation
>Rat tail
>Glorious mullet
>Gentleman's undercut and beard combo
>'The negotiations were short'
>'I hate when he does that.'
>'Thats why I'm here!'
>'Blast! This is why I hate flying.'
>'What in blazes is he doing there?!'
>'Always on the move.'
>'Oh, I don't think so!'
>'Killing younglings!'
>'You have done that yourself!'
>Followed up five seconds later with an almost identical line:
>'Your anger and lust for power have already done that!'
>That little Humphrey Bogart-style detective adventure in the first half of AOTC.
>Gets literally everything wrong.
>Becomes old man ghost in a swamp
>Is still wrong about everything.
>Is the only character to not shoulder any responsibility and remains entirely blameless throughout the entire series
>Not 'I have a bad felling about this'
>Why do I get the feeling you'll be the death of me
I genuinely liked this line
Choose the Order. Choose a mission. Choose a Master. Choose a fucking big hologram projector. Choose refresher machines, starships, compact holocron players and lightsabers. Choose Force healing, high midichlorian count, and Trade Federation insurance. Choose fixed interest Tattooine junkyard repayments. Choose a starter meditation chamber. Choose your Padawans. Choose trooper armor and matching R4 unit. Choose a three-piece robe on hire purchase in a range of fucking Jedi fabrics. Choose democracy and wondering who the fuck you are on a Coruscanti morning. Choose sitting on that repulsor chair waiting through mind-numbing, Force-crushing Council meetings, stuffing fucking Dex's Diner food into your mouth. Choose being one with the Force at the end of it all, pissing your last in a miserable cave, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked up younglings you trained to replace yourselves. Choose your future. Choose the Empire... But why would I want to do a thing like that?
I chose not to choose the Empire. I chose something else. And the reasons? There are no reasons. Who needs reasons when you've got the high ground?
So, now that the dust has settled, it begs the question:
Which one is the best Brooklyn-fu and why is it Amy Santiago?
>>63505852
She looks like a mannequin
>>63505852
I like that tough chick. I want her to bend me over and sodomize me
>>63506079
But girls don't have dicks.
She deserved better
>>63505825
She deserved Anne's Oscar.
>>63505857
Basically
>>63505825
Dat waist
So
If that reddit theory about this guy being the most powerful sith that ever exister and the "Phantom Menace"
Does this make the prelogy actual god tier? Everybody hated these three movies mainly because of Jar Jar, but if this guy was merely pretending, how would you react to it?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eisegesis
>>63505679
It would completely change the preauels, imo. Too bad if it were true and Lucas lost his nerve to pull the trigger and make it happen.
No. Stop being a massive faggot.
I was born in 1997, what is this?
>>63505597
The genesis of Bibleman.
>>63505597
The prequel to God's Not Dead
>>63505597
Man this show was badass. I remember thinking it was one of the coolest things ever when our pastor showed this in Sunday School one morning.
RETURN THE SLAB
KIIIIING RAAAAAAAAAAAAMSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES
>>63505595
OR SUFFER MY CUUUURSE
RETURN TO /CO/
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