Haters BTFO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ECYgD7zylrE
That actually made me a little hype.
Shame an ugly nigger and British slit with an ugly apparent accent have to ruin the film.
>>63498025
>opening night is sold out
fug
>>63498128
Don't go opening night
>you and your fellow insurgents to 300 cycles of somatic reconditioning.
What is somatic reconditioning?
>>63497985
reconditioning by somatic means
>>63498032
What is somatic?
>>63497985
every cell in their body gets reconditioned
Holy fuck balls this is amazing
why didn't anyone tell me about the despecialized editions?
>>63497956
we talk about them everytime
>>63497956
Did he really add like 20 storm troops to that scene in the special edition?
Is this the best way to watch Star Warsfor the first time?
ANI'S BEEN A FRIEND
ANI'S BEEN A GOOD FRIEND OF MINE
BUT SOMETHING'S CHANGED AND IT'S NOT HARD TO DEFINE
ANI GOT HIMSELF A SHEEV AND I WANT TO MAKE HIM MINE
>>63497928
I WISH THAT I WAS JEDI'S GIRL
OH I WISH THAT I WAS JEDI'S GIRL
WHERE DO I FIND A WOOKIE LIKE THAT?
>>63497928
SOMETIMES I FEEL LIKE I DON'T HAVE A PARTNER
SOMETIMES I FEEL LIKE MY ONLY FRIEND
IS THE WOOKIE I LIVE WITH
THE WOOKIE OF LIFE DEBT
LONELY AS I AM
TOGETHER WE FLY
>>63497928
I can't live
With or without Luke
Anyone see this?
No theatre near me is playing it and I can't find it online.
>>63497809
Don't bother its shit
>>63497809
I really fucking want to
>>63497809
Ive seen it familia
>Hardy acting good
>Charming hetrosexual kray
>hilariously autistic homosexual kray
>decent one take shot inside the club (actually is pretty good)
>Girl has a habit of being absolutely awful in acting (the narration is really really off putting)
>falls apart towards the end
Its a solid 7/10
Why are the French so good at depression-core?
Being French is depressing
Because they have been aware for years that the good times are already behind them. Something you are starting to see everywhere in American cinema.
because they headed the modernist and existentialist literary movements
being mopey babies is in their blood
best beaner actors
>>63497633
all racists are idiots
Beanicio del toro
>>63497645
it takes one to know one, does it not?
Are there anymore shows like it? What's your favorite episode? Did they actually have ads in the 50s?Was Alfred Hitchcock really a Hitchkek
>>63497565
What's the most cinematic episode of AHP? I don't want to waste my time watching 50's era television unless it has good mise en scene.
>>63497616
I haven't seen them for a while, but the Hitchcock-directed ones seemed alright. The Case of Mr. Pelham is pre good.
>>63498034
Solid. Thanks Hitchcock poster.
>Director: HEY BRYAN WE'RE ABOUT TO START SHOOTING LETS GO
>Cranston: Sorry I can't find my reddit suit I don't how I'm going to meme my way through this scene without it
Congrats, you now know everything you need to know about Breaking Bad from reading these two sentences.
>>63497556
I don't think you know what reddit or meme actually means
>>63497556
You're basically 100% right
>>63497556
>the person who posted this most likely thinks The Sopranos is the pinnacle of televisionIt is, but it's still just as big of a meme show as Breaking Bad.
Why are the Marvel movies so well received? Not to sound cliche, but I literally feel like the kid from the emperor's new clothes story sometimes. Every time one of these movies comes off of the assembly line, it's either treated like gold or given a pass because it's better than non-MCU superhero movies. I'm sorry, but marginally better by comparison doesn't equate to good.
The lowest ranked MCU film on rotten tomatoes is Iron Man 2 at 72%. That means according to professional movie critics, every mainstream MCU film EVER MADE ranges somewhere from good to EXTREMELY good.
But why? These movies are so fucking mediocre it hurts. Almost every Marvel movie falls into one of two categories...
1. Hero gets some sort of power and eventually has to fight a generically evil version of himself.
Iron Man 1, Iron Man 2, Incredible Hulk, Thor, Ant Man, Winter Soldier (this one is admittedly better than the others, but still relies heavily on this trope) Age of Ultron (although this one combines the second formula as well)
2. Good guys fight each other for a while before teaming up to fight a common enemy.
Avengers, Guardians of the Galaxy, Age of Ultron, (educated guess) Civil War.
The only two that don't fall neatly into these categories are Thor 2, a movie whose antagonist was a horde of Dark Elves that spoke in subtitles and some weird blackish red goo, and Captain America, a movie so bloated that all of it's key action setpieces had to be shown in montage, but inexplicably managed to find time to come to a screeching halt to incorporate a 3 minute long Broadway style dance number.
The villains are one dimensional, the dramatic tension is almost always undercut by obnoxious jokes, and there are never any consequences to anything that happens movie to movie (remember when SHIELD was decimated? Yeah, whatever, they all work for Tony Stark now. What, he quit in the last movie? Well he's back now because fuck you).
Because they're fun.
and yet, somehow, they can keep making the same movie over and over for seven fucking years and people keep coming. They can do no wrong.
What the hell has to happen in order for these boring ass movies to fail?
I just watch these movies to see superheroes punch things, okay. I'm not gonna pretend the plot isn't garbage 90% of the time.
Watch this thread tonight for spoilers.
don't care
>>63497381
Post them
Can you please just tell the truth and not make up shit to stir us up?
What are the best Vampyre movies?
There's a screening of Herzog's Nosferatu I am going to see tomorrow night and I wanted to see some other versions before I do. So /tv/ what are the best vampyre movies?
>>63497324
Love Herzog's. Might be my favorite version. His style at the time with Popol Vuh's music is so unique. Enjoy the screening.
Herzog's movie is an odd meshing of the original Nosferatu movie (featuring some of the same exact locations) and the original Stoker novel (which many other movies follow more closely).
The 1958 Dracula (with Christopher Lee) is another one worth seeing. The old Nosferatu is worth seeing at least once, but didn't age well imo. Check out the first "Dracula" movie from 1931 is cool too.
This list looks good. I haven't seen the other '58 Dracula before.
http://www.chillertv.com/friday13/the-13-best-dracula-movies
>>63497918
I've seen the Murnau version recently and the '58 version when I was a kid at some point but I should give it a re-watch. I remember it being slightly comedic in tone which I didn't expect from a horror movie. A lot of the stuff from that list seems to devolve into camp genre stuff too, which seems weird given the nature of the original story.
>>63497324
Shadow of the Vampire (should watch Nosferatu first)
Let the Right One In (hipster answer but really one of the best vampire movies ever)
John Carpenter's Vampires (come at me)
So are we not gonna talk about how there's a new Toho made Godzilla coming out in 2016 being written and directed by Hideaki Anno and Co-Directed Shinji Higuchi?
>>63497173
We had a huge thread earlier anon. Even had some cool OC made.
What is there to say? We're all excited, it's probably gonna own.
Until a trailer comes out, there's nothing to talk about.
I hope Godzilla is in it this time.
Am I a hipster dufus?
>>63497156
You're not even a hipster, that's what's so insane about all this
>>63497174
To which aspects of hipsterism does kramer fail to conform?
>>63497156
You're not a hipster.
Just fucking cool.
I'm watching this show, most of the way through the first season/ I'm trying to like it, but goddamn does it make it hard.
Can somebody just tell me if the terrible kid and the alzheimer's lady die? They are the worst
>>63497054
Kid: dies at end of series
Alz: yes and soon
Everyone except Nora and Fet die.
Spoilers by the way.
second season is even worse
its sooo boring
![Kramer[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/sc00Ukw.jpg "Kramer[1]")
