It's time for an autopsy
what went wrong?
legolas
There was too much money to be made.
>>63496994
Jackson knows how to make a great movie, but he's never learned proper pacing or editing to cut out the 'fluff'.
Every movie feels like an extended cut.
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>>63496993
It's like poetry.
>>63496993
What is the message of those scenes?
He abandoned his kryptonian fellows in order to save humans but in the end he was still flooded by human corpses.
That's some Lucas level poetry.
>Take your Jedi weapon
Wait
What
How is it a Jedi weapon? It's just a fucking sword. Why is nobody ever seen using it besides Jedi? Apparently it's a good weapon and isn't outclassed by blasters in the way guns outclass swords so there's no reason why regular people couldn't be using them. Theyre also easier to conceal. Luke in ANW and Finn in TFA demonstrate you don't have to be a Jedi to use them.
How and why is it a Jedi weapon?
>>63496692
It's only a match for blasters if you have Jedi training to allow you to deflect blaster shots, otherwise you'd just get shot trying to use one.
You also need the Force to be able to use one at all without accidentally hacking all your arms and legs off
That's why it's a Jedi weapon
>>63496757
>You also need the Force to be able to use one at all without accidentally hacking all your arms and legs off
But the blades dont bend. Swordsman's don't slice their own arms off, and they don't have super spiritual zen training. The Jedi are a religious order. The light saber is a mechanical creation. What?
>>63496813
Wielding a lightsaber is incredibly different from a sword. A sword's blade has mass, the lightsaber's beam does not. Attempting to wield it is like gripping a roll of quarters and waving it around; if you're not properly trained, it's very easy to have a poor sense of where the blade is spatially because you can't sense the weight behind your movements.
That and you need training to deflect blaster shots so it's just not worth it. Also making a lightsaber requires a force-sensitive person to properly align the parts in one step using the force.
Jingle All the Way gets a lot of shit for being about the commercialism of Christmas but it satirizes it too and the kid even gives the doll away in the end
>Bomb goes off in radio station in the middle of metropolitan Minneapolis
>Literally blows up in a police officer's face while surrounded by other police officers
>Played off with a corny one-liner
The 90s were a simpler time.
still a great film as an adult. this one for sure im keeping around for sure if i have kids.
>>63496673
I think less of people if they dont love Jingle All the Way.
I do not understand how a person can watch that movie and not love it.I mean unless theyre Jewish or Muslim or whatever but it's still pretty goddamn funny.
ITT: terrible cgi
>>63496639
Jesus, this hasn't aged well at all. You can see exactly which parts of Brendan were touched up to unJUST him.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3PJJldiZm4M
SEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNN
NOT WITH SKIN ON IT
hard to believe his great grandfather was the president
Fuck you OP
did you know that the Booths were a popular and renowned family of actors?
The lincoln assassination would be like if today one of the Baldwin brothers killed Obama.
hard to believe the more unattractive brother become famous
Actors you wish you could bring back.
>>63497313
Hello reddit. I bet you watch Whose Line and BBT too faggot.
Letterboxd General.
Post profiles, discuss flicks, share yikes.
Today I will remind them.
Threadly reminder to block these pedos.
Batman Returns is fucking epic. What is your problem with it?
>>63496494
i like michelle pfeiffer in tight leather, so that's cool. no problem here.
>>63496494
i have no problem with it, I adore both of them
No problem except he killed that guy
FINALLY
Things happened in Supernatural for once.
>>>/tumblr/
I've never seen this show, but I'm glad it exists. It's one of my few constants in life. I can turn on the TV and sure enough there's an ad for another episode of Supernatural that I'm not gonna watch. I can always walk into my local movie store and find a wide variety of Supernatural, over 10 seasons and an anime of episodes that I'm never gonna see. But it's there, it's a constant, and it's fairly comfy. So I support it in every way that I can except consuming the actual media they put out.
>waiting 9 seasons for nothing
lol you're just as bad as capeshit faggots
Name five films or show that aren't reddit
>>63496483
but that would mean naming five things that I can't dismiss as being 'reddit' when other people say they like them
Goodburger
Scooby-Doo
Shredderman Rules!
Max Keeble's Big Move
Big Fat Liar
>>63496503
>>63496483
redditors spotted. there are dozens of nonreddit films
Anyone watch the new South Park tonight? Just finished it and it was an awesome episode. One of the best seasons I've seen in a long time and they finished off perfectly.
Spot on about the PC stuff and the way they tied it into being just ads and PC at the end was a great transition. Uniting against the common enemy but having to fight it in a PC way, "going to be really hard." Have to play their own game to fight it.
Opinions?
Hands down the best ep of the season.
Haven't laughed that hard in ages. I imagine this episode turned the tables on a lot of PC Principle haters. It's like what people night have felt if Jar Jar Binks ended up being a sith.
I can't say it enough, but I fucking hate Ads.
Reddit.com, plz go away
He's going to be the Han Solo, right?
Yes. He'll be Rey's love interest.
>>63496636
But we all know that's not the case...................
>>63496642
>he think Disney is going to blacked when they want the China dollars
>only hiring actors with deader than dead careers
What was Tarantula thinking?
>>63496351
That's kind of his thing.
That's what they said about Travolta
>>63496351
>implying its a bad thing
Yeah because that worked like shit for Pulp Fiction and Jackie Brown.
Why doesn't this board speak up for Asian male representation?
Why is this allowed?
Double standards much?
Asians are white tier so nobody cares if they're oppressed.
>>63496320
Greetings reddit.
>>63496320
Asian males are the atypical Beta because all stereotypes are rooted in truth, unless they're Sonny Chiba
