'That's right kids, short people are dangerous psychopathic creeps with an array of complexes!'
>manlets BTFO
It's true though. Every short guy I've ever met has had an Napoleonic complex, and would try to put it in practice on me if I didn't put them on notice first.
These days I immediately treat short guys like dirt if I ever meet one, and make sure they are reminded of the natural order of things.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uRCQJO77U3I
I like short friends. They're usually funny in my experience and not intimidating to talk to
IDS HABBENING
>>63507486
anyone going to the premiere tonight?
gonna dress up as cia lets meet up and smoke some weed and shit
>>63507513
where is it?
>>63507486
I've never watched that show. What is it?
What did theaters mean by this?
No losers without bfs/gfs allowed.
>tfw not white
>can go to the theatre by myself if I want
Guess it's because you guys shoot innocent people all the time.
>>63507543
In America, sure.
Where were you when the best television show got renewed?
didnt think it was going to happen
gg cc
The Leftovers was renewed? Great news!
Does anyone else find watching NFY uncomfortable
>I need to Reddit the shit out of this!
What did he mean by this?
>>63507324
Why did you even bother posting this? Honestly threads like this are so common I'm wondering if the average age is 17 here.
>>63507324
Jesus Christ I threw this shit book in the trash about halfway through.
Over 300 pages and zero character development, the main character has about as much of a mental breakdown being stranded for 500 days on Mars as a man stuck on the elevator for two hours.
And here's an example of the humor:
>You know what? "Kilowatt-hour per sol" is a pain in the ass to say. I'm gonna invent a new scientific unit name. One kilowatt-hour per sol is... it can be anything... um... I suck at this... I'll call it a "pirate-ninja
This book reads like an episode of the Big Bang Theory in space
3/10
>>63507438
Hey Reddit
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=drnlNVYEa_c
Light years ahead of the first one already, I might actually get hyped.
Despite actually looking like beebop and rocksteady I still hate Michael Bay and this will suck
>capeshit
>sequel
>HORRIBLE cgi
>dubstep
>meme actors
>entire movie is a huge advertisement
This looks even worse than Transformers
>inb4 contrarians who think this looks good.
I am a voice actor working on a Polish dub of TFA. We finished just yesterday.
Didn't see the movie, just heard the audio track. However, I think I know a lot about the plot.
Found a loophole in my NDA, and I think I can share the details of the story with you as long as I avoid using the trademarked names, so I can claim I "guessed" it all or that it was irrelevant to TFA.
So if you have any questions, I'll answer them the best I can. Jestem gotowy na wszystko miśki.
To start, I believe there are onlythreeplanets in the movie.the snow one, the jungle one and the desert one. Thesnow oneandthe jungle oneare a home to two pieces ofan ancient bad guys weapon. This is in the crawl and how the intrigue begins, both the good guys and bad guyscontrol one of the planetsand are trying tocapture the other planet, so the weapon will be complete and usable.Snake-man is aguardianof the one of the temples, Old-bearded-man is aguardianof the second of the temples.
>>63507229
if you found a loophole and think you are safe post some PROOFS at least that you are voice actor
>>63507229
>Didn't see the movie, just heard the audio track.
That's why you need to kill dubbing with fire
>3 planets with parts of a super weapon
>3 bosses guarding it
>snow, jungle and a desert planet
Is this a fucking video game?
Who will play him in the biopic?
Bruno Ganz
Malfoy's father
Francis Begbie
What's a good christmas chick flick to watch with a girl while she cuddles with you under a thick blanked with some cocoa?
the grifter
>>63507135
Black Hawk Down
The time travelers wife
Vikings > GoT
Does /tv/ agree?
Reasons why the series is better:
- There are no black people in Vikings
- There are no known gay people in Vikings
- It is somewhat based on history
both series started off well and proceeded to turn to shit
>it is somewhat based on history
no it isnt
>>63507007
Game of Thrones is about as 'based on history' as vikings, since GoT is just an exaggerated war of roses.
Both are laden with bullshit >womynstronk anyway
>>63507007
>There are no known gay people in Vikings
Ragnar has a threesome with his wife and Athelstan senpai. Pretty gay if you ask me desu
>It's a Jack has a drug induced panic attack on live TV episode
I thought the paranoia and panic attacks were because it was criminal to smoke but I guess not
>>63506983
Link? I'm curious.
Weed really makes some people freak out. I think it sucks as a social drug.
>>63506983
>I thought the paranoia and panic attacks were because it was criminal to smoke but I guess not
it's because Doug's the type of tard to give non-smokers high-strength weed.
>it's a, "the most viewed episode of the show because of jack black, but it's also the worst episode because jack black isn't a comedian, and doesn't smoke, despite his entire persona" episode
>What are you? Superheroes?
>Just four brothers, who hate police and love the city.
What did he mean by this?
>>63506849
Who knows
niggers say stupid shit
>>63506849
*smacks shell profusely*
what a stupid thread, don't even deserve a (You)
Batman Forever is fucking epic. What is your problem with it?
>>63506843
are you going to make this thread with all the Batman movies today?
>>63506843
Worst movie I've ever seen.
>>63506843
I literally just this second realized that "Forever" is what they should call a 4th film, but this is the 3rd film.
Way to drop the ball, 1990s Hollywood.
How do I into bela tarr?
Watch Satantango in one go without any breaks
Patrician mode: don't blink
>>63506927
Also, take some horse cock up to your diaphragm
ENTRY LEVEL REDDITOR PLEB BULLSHIT : THE DIRECTOR
What is some essential raincore?
Identity
You live in the Northwest?
