>go to a cafe
>order a cola
>get this
what do
>>63582724
>order a cola
that's a pop
>>63582736
i thought it was a soda
>>63582724
>order a cola
that's a soda
It's going to disappoint. It's not Phantom Menace bad, but only slightly above it. Sorry for the bad news. Leave your expectations at the door. There is a reason it's not screening for critics and it's a sad one, unfortunately.
>>63582662
sure ya did bud, sure ya did
It would have been good with a male lead and if Finn was white
>>63582703
This
Is American Dad the best animated show of the past 10 years?
lol no
Past ten years I'd say either Life and Times of Tim or Rick and Morty
I saw it once on an Emergency Room TV. It was torture.
So I got my Star Wars tickets to take my son on opening night.
He told me he wants to dress up like the jedi hero.
What do you think?
HOL UP HOL UP
>>63582587
He's a faggot
>>63582587
>tfw my wife's son is a huge C-3PO fan
>he wants to go dressed like that
it's kinda weird because he always talks in that weird voice while wearing the costume
but it's also qt
ITT: I badly read movie scripts on Vocaroo.
Starting with the opening scene of Pulp Fiction (plus bad guitar playing):
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1cvMhfZKlt8
Any requests?
>>63582471
American Psycho pls
>>63582796
Huey Lewis scene, or something else?
surprise me, pick a scene you like.
How have they both had such a successful career? The only failures they've had are Baseketball and Orgazmo and that was right at the beginning.
They've had 20 seasons of South Park with full creative control. That's a pretty good marker for success, and book of mormon was one of the most popular musicals ever
They're doing well
Time Warped should be considered a failure instead of BASEketball, since the latter they were just actors in it.
>>63582447
So which is the competent one and which is the guy mooching off his friend's creativity
Just saw this movie. Wow I did not expect feels from it.when he confesses and you remember that the deceased flight attendant who would take the fall for the Vodka bottles despite saving that kids life was redeemedI damn near cried
What did you think of this movie /tv/
also this scene was really cool and engaging
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_nhxm5QEbYI
>>63582422
>only man on the planet that could have saved the plane
>somehow a monster that needs to be locked away
good going jews.
>>63582475
I was confused by that. Did he take the fall for the entire crash?
Because it was obviously the manufacturers or the airlines fault.
However he did deserve prison for flying a plane hwilst intoxicated. I just hope he didn't get blamed for the entire crash
also those sneaky fucks who alerted him to the other hotel room with the mini bar full of alcohol
>>63582422
who's the banana man?
banana boat's comin'
the banana boat is here.
https://youtu.be/_oeU-2UkSIY?t=120
ITT Films liberals will never understand
I think the pedophilia scare transcends the bipolar political spectrum.
>>63582333
>mads
haha B~DDD
>>63582333
What's not to understand?
[Luke took off sometime after Jedi.
He never had an academy but trained a hand full of people.
Finn and Rey are not romantically involved.
Hux and Phasma are implied in the book how that translates to screen idk.
Captain Phasma is basically Boba Fett.
Poe gets as much screen time as Darth Vader in A New Hope and is basically Leias go to guy.
Finn is the one on the ground in the trailer. He doesn't lose any body parts he gets jinned.
Rey shows nothing for him until he gets hurt.
Kylos identity is never reveled but Rey freezes when she sees his face like she knows him from somewhere.
Han Lives.
At the end Finn is in a bacta tank like Luke was in Empire.
The Resistance captures Starkiller base instead of destroying it.
The origins of Snoke and the Knights of Ren aren't explained.
It is implied they first order is building an army to stop a coming threat.
Rey hears a voice calling to hear in her head it's Luke. She goes to him.
Rey is Lukes daughter. Don't know how.
The end.
Weak shit senpai.
Anymore details?
Where is original OP? He was compilling more spoilers wasn't he?
Are we going to get more Jar Jar?
>>63582254
You seem to know details, can you tell me why Bane wears the mask?
http://yournewswire.com/stanley-kubrick-confesses-to-faking-the-moon-landings/
>A stunning new video has emerged 15 years after Stanley Kubrick’s death in which Kubrick allegedly admits that the NASA moon landings were faked.
>Filmmaker T. Patrick Murray says he interviewed Kubrick three days before his death in March 1999. He was forced to sign an 88-page NDA to keep the contents of the interview a secret for 15 years.
>Below is a transcript from the interview with Stanley Kubrick, in which the 2001 Space Odyssey Director admits on camera that, “the moon landings ALL were faked , and that I was the person who filmed it.”
>We have included a leaked rough cut of the film below the transcript as well as two unedited raw videos of the interview with Kubrick below that
Okay now what?
sheeit
Bane?
The interview is a hoax, that guy is an actor that barely even looks and sounds like Kubrick.
What went wrong, /tv/?
he got older
>>63582181
>God takes his career away
>"Did I do that?"
>>63582181
Glass is half full OP.
Any movies good movies about extremely lonely, depressed and/or crazy people?
>>63582146
Bowling for columbine
Falling Down
>>63582184
I don't get it, is the lonely, depressed crazy person supposed to be Michael Moore
This was a fucking masterpiece.
>the scene where he locks the bikers in the bar, "now yous cant leave"
fucking badass scene
>>63582133
Beat me to it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H_lijLYuw-o
>I will never forget the look on their faces, all eight of them, their faces dropped. All their courage and strength was drained right from their bodies. They had a reputation for breaking up bars, but they knew that instant they had made a fatal mistake. This time they walked into the wrong bar.
>>63582133
>>63582373
Such retarded wish fulfillment bullshit. Bikers would kick the shit out of those lazy greaseballs
I just finished watching Home Alone and this scene got me thinking. Let's say that John Candy's character tells the mom that the only way they'll drive her to Chicago is if she let's him and his band bukakke her. Do you think she says yes?
They've already established that she's desperate at this point in the film. Earlier she offered an old woman 2 first class tickets, $500, a fake rolex, a ring, and earrings for her ticket. The monetary value of that offer is huge. Economically speaking, sucking off a bunch of dumpy guys and letting them ejaculate on her face is a much better deal for her since it costs her no actual money.
wtf am i readin
>>63582102
Yeah sure, why not.
>>63582102
John Candy wouldn't do that, never ever.
>Biker bar scene
>Bad to the Bone by ZZ Top starts playing
>ZZ Top
>>63582025
>Mexican cantina scene
>La Bamba starts playing
>ZZ Top
It's Frank Completelyfine and the Wreckers
