>One of my favorite characters from the original trilogy
>Was bummed she didn't have a bigger role in X3
>Can't stand her now and wish she'd go away
Thanks JLaw
MUTANT AND PROUD
>>63575622
>MUTANT AND PROUD
>no longer blue
Fuck JLaw and fuck Fox/Singer for giving into her bullshit. She's contracted and she knew what she signed up for. If she doesn't like it tough titties.
>Yeah, well if the common good's gotta make up fairy tales then it's not good for anybody.
>If the only thing keeping a person decent is the expectation of divine reward, then brother that person is a piece of shit; and I'd like to get as many of them out in the open as possible.
> Transference of fear and self-loathing to an authoritarian vessel. It's catharsis. He absorbs their dread with his narrative. Because of this, he's effective at proportion to the amount of certainty he can project. Certain linguistic anthropologists think that religion is a language virus that rewrites pathways in the brain. Dulls critical thinking.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_RfUj09pWfM
Was Rust right?
>>63575478
>lying in bed meditating on the crucifixion of Jesus Christ
>mom walks in and tells me to stop "sleeping" because I'm late for school
>patiently remind her that I don't sleep... I just dream
>she abruptly opens the curtains and walks out
>light up a cigarette and walk slowly to my R.E. lesson
>slide into my seat at the back of the class
>they are discussing the afterlife
>I loudly announce that they're all racing towards a red light
>teacher asks if I can understand how the belief in an afterlife might provide solace for some people
>I tell him that fairytales aren't good for anybody
>he asks why I begrudge people the right to their own personal beliefs
>ask him "They gotta get together and tell each other stories that violate every law of the universe just to get through the goddamned day? What's that say about their reality?"
>"You haven't answered the question, Anon."
>"Then start asking the right fucking questions."
>tired of his low IQ, I take a beer out of my bag and crack it open
>"What are you doing?" he stammers
>"It's Thursday and it's past noon. On Thursdays I start drinking at noon. You don't get to interrupt that."
>he tries to confiscate my beer but I catch him in an arm lock
>he becomes vexed and slaps me around the back of my head
>I look him straight in the eye and tell him that prison is real fuckin' hard on people who hurt kids
>add "If you get the opportunity, you should kill yourself."
>silently walk out of class, pausing briefly at the door to give God the finger
>>63575478
>Certain linguistic anthropologists think that religion is a language virus that rewrites pathways in the brain. Dulls critical thinking.
I'm not aware of any linguistic anthropologists that actually think this.
'95 Rust was major league damaged and absolutely full of shit, you're not meant to think he's factually accurate, let alone agree with him with most of what he says
look what I bought, lads
Kinda gay
and dont you feel a little stupid?
burn it
i almost asked for a chewbacca cup at subway this morning but they only had the bb8 ones
like, im not a fucking child, subway.
>episode 7 has an embargo up until the day it comes out
>Sisters opens the same day to critical acclaim
Y'all Star Wars nerds about to be blown the fuck out. Time for Fey's and Poehler's best film since Mean Girls.
>Tina Fey in revealing outfits
yes
>Amy Poehler in revealing outfits
no
>>63575460
>not wanting to taste poehler
You are a homosexual.
>>63575460
>Amy Poehler in revealing outfits
She plays a prude senpai
ITT post gay actors that are actually decent people
Except Hardy is not gay.
>>63575479
This.
He's bi.
>>63575479
C'MON BRO
JUST THE TIP
So is this a 2013 film, a 2014 film or a 2015 film?
Either way, what a fucking film.
>>63575281
It's a 2014 flick. A really shitty one.
>>63575281
real films don't use black and white GIMMICKS
>>63575400
>>>r/movies
What are some god-tier absurd comedies that aren't The Eric Andre Show or anything by Tim and Eric, /tv/?
Also, Happy Chrimbus, keep it trimmed n' wet.
>>63575207
Garth Marenghi's' Darkplace
>>63575823
This is excellent
Xavier: Renegade Angel, though it's nonstop making fun of philosophy, spirituality, religion, culture etc...
Look Around You (season 1) is quite good
Nathan For You if you don't mind a more dry approach to the absurd
>>63575823
>>63575898
>>63575207
Ya hit the nail on the head!
Not a fan of Game of Thrones.
>>63575201
This is a great show, it's a high-quality production and it's very entertaining. You should give it another try, OP.
>>63575201
it's literally the best thing HBO has ever done you pleb. If you don't like it go back to reddit
>people ITT are unironically defending Game of Plebs
>Go to American Cinema to see KRAMPUS
>See sign for pic related
>Get large popcorn and medium soda cause of the memes
>Climax of movie
>Really have to pee cause a medium soda in American can fix a draught
I never get food or drink but did this time cause of /tv/ Had to have a laugh. Thanks a lot fags.
UNLIMITEDSODIUM
>>63575160
>be a yuropoor
>get sentenced to death for treason and hate crime because I didn't let Ahmed and his gang of peacful Muslim friends rape my six year old daughter
>>63575951
kek'd because it's true
If we're completely and totally honest:
Sopranos > Goodfellas, Godfather, Casino
The Wire > Scarface, Serpico ...
Fargo Season 2 > Fargo movie
True Detective 1 > Se7en
etc. etc.
So what's the point of movies in 2015?
No bait, serious question.
The point being: if you have 10 hours to create something, it's bound to be better and deeper than if you try to compress everything into 90 minutes. There's literally no reason for movies since TV shows have reached movie quality.
You can watch tv for narrative complexity but I watch film for medium-specific reasons.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HMIGxs1GVCg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NAoTHILzheo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g8Sz3OMX3K0
>>63575371
Should have posted this for Zerkalo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PBZsj8FPSbo
>be a Jedi Knight
>come back home from a mission
>cut a man's head off earlier that day, still feeling overwhelmed
>pic related 10/10 wife tells me she's pregnant
>no one knows we're married
>if anyone finds out I'll be kicked off the Jedi council
>later that night have dreams of wife dying in child birth
>wife tells me it's nothing but I'm still freaked out
Guys, what do I do?
Massacre the younglings.
switch to different channel than FOX Finland
chop off a nigger's arm, betray the people who freed you from slavery, and then murder a bunch of kids
Come up with an alternate ending for the Harry Potter series.
Voldemort wins and creates a thousand year reich of strong, pure, red-pilled wizards.
Harry sacrifices himself for his friends, Voldemort is dead forever
>>63574644
No.
/tv/ what do you think of supernatural?
>>63574588
>le hawt guys
>>63574588
I actually watched through most of season 1 back around Halloween, it's really amazing how good the show used to be and how different the atmosphere was. Today though it's just awful, it's full of meta jokes, Felicia Day tier mary sues, and monsters that are funny rather than scary.
>>63574632
I love this show. My favorite of all time and IMO it's still good. I do have to agree on the ghosts being funny rather than scary.
>and then you saw the movie for the first time
>>63574554
Episode 1 is based you faggot. BAck to Reddit you go..
>>63574581
this
all the hate is way to much when its only slightly worse then any 4, 5, or 6.actually its better then 4
why didn't he just destroy the laser walls wih his lightsaber or fucking tried doing anything instead of just staring at them like an idiot
He's a funny guy
>>63574355
he had really good grades in college too
>>63574355
Season 4 confirmed
He appeals to the modern-day Jimmy Fallon lover, I think. That's why he's hated by /tv/.
