>watching a mediocre flick
>suddenly hot actress comes on screen and sings like an angel
instantly brings the whole movie up 2 points
>>63577954
Nice tits.
>>63577954
she probably got dicked so much when she was younger
is that penelope cruz
Daily Simpsons meme thread
>>63577916
HAHAH-----MAYMAY
>>63577932
Teehee
HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH
Question. Ok so the Sith rule of two was founded by Darth Bane because of infighting in the Sith religion, along with the fact that two Sith lords would be stronger and better trained than 10,000 Sith lords.
So if Sheev was the last of the long line of Banite Sith lords, what does that make Kylo Ren and Snoke? Are they followers of te Banite strand of Sithism? How did they become Sith Lords?
Also if Sith techniques were only passed down by two people, and given it's highly likely Darth Maul is dead, how did they learn Sith techniques? Did they self train themselves or did they watch holocrons of Sheev?
>>63577857
Snoke will be propably
secret apprentice of Vader
>>63577899
>Snoke will be propably secret apprentice of Vader
>he still thinks Snoke isn't Plagius
>>63577857
Sith doesn't real anymore.
They're DARK JEDI now.
>Luke, did I ever tell you about KkH'Oar'Rrhr?
>He was was keenly attuned to the Force, a mystical energy field that bound the galaxy together and gave special powers to those who knew how to wield it, he belonged to the Rrhr hunting band, one of the many Tusken clans that dwelled in Tatooine's sweeping expanses of wilderness and he also helped capturing, raping and killing your slave-grandmother.
>KkH'Oar'Rrhr was a good friend
>>63577839
Hehe... meme
http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/KkH%27Oar%27Rrhr
>mfw
>tfw your only friend was going to hang out with you at Tosche Station, but instead met some crazy, old, encyclopaedic hermit, killed his guardians, and then fucked off to join the rebellion terrorists
>nothing left to do all day but shit on /tv/
would you watch a film made by an all female crew?
>>63577772
Sureif it ever got finished before they tore each other to shreds
>white women everywhere
disgusting
Holy fuck outside of Justin Bieber concerts and Macy's sales I don't think I've ever seen this many females in one place! What movie???
>woman is hysterical
>man slaps her
Was this actually a thing people did?
>>63577556
only as a last resort and only with an open hand.
>>63577556
Only when the skirts get uppity, see?
how the fuck did that monster become president??? was it before women were allowed to vote?
>Watching conspiracy video
>this music starts playing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pFS4zYWxzNA
>watching illerminati vidya
>this starts playing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PJLSzsEjpWM
>>63577520
>reddit memes
I think you know where you need to go back to kid
>>63577567
sure thing fellow redditor :^)
edit: gold? really?
>>63577405
>>>/reddit/
>Pan.2015.1080p.BluRay.x264-HD3D.mkv
>Pan.2015.1080p.BluRay.x264-HD3D.mkv
>Pan.2015.1080p.BluRay.x264-HD3D.mkv
>>63577404
pro tip: In this instance literally nobody cares
Dont fucking do it. WORST
No yify. no thanks.
>movie is rated R
>sequel is PG13
The only series I know that did this was The Expendables
>>63577401
Alien vs redditor
>>63577401
Robocop
Die Hard
You're on the run with a large amount of money. One will protect you while the other two hunt you down.
Who do you pick?
>>63577349
sugar
>implying Malvo wouldn't sell you out
>impying Chigurh wouldn't get bored and kill you
Treat Hanzee good, he treats you good
>le silent killer with a wacky hairdo
Bravo Noah Hawley.
>perfect films to watch on mindaltering drugs
It's been awhile since I've seen it but I watched it on a dose of DXM and I had a sense of unholy dread when John Smith went back to Jamestown and it was like a frozen wasteland of half-crazed people. I felt the harsh winter. I felt the warmth of the scenes where he's with the Indians.
The scene where John Smith about to be executed nearly gave me a panic attack. I've generally found DXM to be the perfect drug for Malick films but The New World was my favorite during my brief flirtation with it.
I might watch it again sober tonight.
I dunno man. It's a lovely film, you should certainly see it sober to appreciate it.
I don't like watching movies on DXM. No matter what I watch it feels too intense.
DUDE DRUGS LMAO
Is Ryan Gosling autistic
>only plays autistic people in movie roles
He's sexy though.
...
>>63577315
looking forward to the malick film
as of now my opinion is that he has no range, pretty average actor
[Gosling] told the story of how as a little kid, he was so movie-obsessed the only way his mother could punish him was by taking them away from him. "I loved movies so much," he jokes (I think), "sometimes, I'd shove them down the front of my pants. I liked the way they feel."
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>Q: When the film premiered at Cannes there were reports saying that when you were a kid you liked movies so much you used to put them in your pants?
>Ryan Gosling: Yeah I just stuck VHS tapes down my belt. You really want to know about this? Okay! When I was 12 I got my hands on Blue Velvet and I had to sneak it by my mom. I had to sneak it in my pants to do it, but it was just the idea that you couldn’t show anyone, that you had to hide it in your pants. It felt good! It made an impression on me.
Where did Harrison ford get that scar?
The velcro came loose during his circumcision and his chin caught the rabbi's teeth
eating pineapple
eating pussy
What's with the deal of good guys always winning?
It's been bothering me as long as I can remember.
> Bad guys have massive armies, yet they all are literal retards who can't hit target 5 feet away
> Whenever the antagonist gets an upper hand he starts to shittalk instead of actually trying to kill the hero(s)
> Good guys always win through luck, some magical asspull, power of friendship or w/e
Just watched Dredd, and I'm triggered af.
Shut up, ya whiny bitch.
>>63577245
Fuck you, Dredd was awesome.
Most exciting action movie in a long time.
>>63577245
Watch some south korean thrillers.
Good guys always win? that mentality doesn't exist in their movies at all.
