Describe your sex life with a movie title
>A Series of Unfortunate Events
Little Women
>All Good Things
I Stand Alone
>Check /tv/
>No Linkara thread
You're slipping senpaitachiother TGWTG autists welcome
Has Sonic dumped him yet like Iron Liz did?
>>63586741
Don't think so, but I can't wait till she becomes a man
Webm thread
Last one reached limit >>63562347
>>63586378
I don't remember this scene. Was it from the end when someone shot at Mads?
>>63586413
Its from The Hunt documentary series not Jagten you silly goose
>>63586626
What shenanigans is fox up to :3
Is this the greatest show on television?
>>63585924
the editing of this week's episode was really jarring but otherwise pretty good.
I found the latest episode somewhat disappointing but so far it has been a great ride.
>>63585924
Teue dat
New Bresson thread since last one got deleted.
What do you think about his Arthurian film?
It's literally the only film of his I haven't seen.
wait for /film/ this thread will get no traction on /E!/
>>63586453
You should, he takes his elliptical style to a new level, even including suggestive sound snippets like the horses neighing and the armor clanking all the time. And I thought he might have been influenced by the Pre-Raphaelite Brotherhood style in some of the shot compositions and color.I also think Monty Python were influenced by this film in Holy Grail.
If you made a deal with Liz Hurley to exchange your soul for seven wishes, what would those wishes be?
And how would they go hilariously wrong?
>>63585458
Each wish would represent a deadly sin.
The first one would be wishing for someone else to be happy so she can't fuck me over
>>63585458
I'd ask for a haircut.
Is he autistic?
https://youtu.be/h5u1mAMMIms
>>63585366
If you want autism. Here you go. Warning: It's smug pretentious garbage.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yEOFW_uyYFo
>le any behavior or thought which is remotely nonconformist or original is autism meme
vaccinate yourself
I liked his fight about Clerks II vs Red State vs Chasing Amy
So every remake/reboot/late sequel has an ironic line of cynical dialogue meant to subvert the original.
>Where's your pipe Dr Holmes?
>I prefer a cigar
>it's alive!
>well, yes, obviously
>would you like it shaken or stirred?
>do I look like I give a bloody damn?
What is the example from The Force Awakens?
>>63585361
"Aren't you a little short to be a stormtrooper?" to Luke in SW
"Aren't you a little wide to be a stormtrooper?" To boyega in TFA
>These aren't the droids you're looking for
>FUCK YOU WHITEY IMA TAKE EM ANYWAY
WIDE
>It's a non-white people episode
>its a no niggers or display niggers accurately episode
So that episode about the guy from Africa who would suck the life out of people and make them turn white?
is this show worth watching nowadays?
Patrician scene in a movie thread.
>>63584671
You just posted it OP.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1gpXMGit4P8
>>63584671
You don't get to use that word starwars, that's our word.
>>63584671
>>63584686
You men are so predictable.
>used to create funny and unique videos
>now full blown /pol/itician who spends his time working out and yelling at liberals in some random comedy club
What went wrong?
Is he ever gonna cut the fat or would that oppose his quirky gross greaseball look?
>>63584515
>mfw treading on eggshells
Because despite all his hatred of marketing companies trying to seem "underground", he is just as guilty of changing his positions entirely based on trends.
Cringeworthy things that have been said or happened when you were at the movies
>Watching Creed
>Bit where the girl tells Adonis they should focus on their own thing and closes the door on him
>Some teenager behind me says "friendzoned" out loud
>>63584368
Some chick cackled loudly at the two minute scene leading to "bye Felicia" in straight out of Compton. I was the only one to laugh when the white cop called ice cube a "neeger"
>Someone gets shot or killed
>Guy says, "that's gotta hurt!"
>>63584368
>see a light blue glow from the phone of a single guy
After seeing some betafags post their BluRay collections, I decided to throw down the /tv/ gauntlet with my 100% Digital Media Library. Just hit 1,158 movies today, all neatly tagged with metadata and cover art. 6,392 TV episodes across 177 different shows. Stored on a 10TB HDD with backups of backups for the collection. Files are housed in iTunes and streamed over to the TV in 1080p. No more searching in your house for physical media, opening up package, taking the disc from the case and putting it in the slot. All of it instantly accessible with the click of a remote. Encoded in DRM-free .m4v files, the content can be easily transferred to any iOS device at a whim. Never beholden to streaming sites like Netflix, requiring constant Internet connection, limiting functionality. Who needs whole walls covered by your shrines of obsolete media? My entire media library, digitally indexed at my fingertips. The future is here. Master Race.
>digital media
Everyone knows BluRays have superior video quality.
>>63584352
It's too bad your shitty $199 box can't do 4K or run android apps like the $99 Amazon Fire TV which technically superior in every way.
But I guess you won because I took the bait.
>>63584650
I actually am using the 3rd gen ($69). I returned the 4th gen after a week because of its lack of improvements with HomeSharing. The whole reason I bought it was to search my collection with Siri, which it can't even do. But as for 4K, who cares? There's only a handful of good content out there, and at this point, it's a bandwidth limitation issue. But 1080p ought to be good enough for anyone. It's better than any other media we've had before.
Thoughts?
I cried like a bitch
Why do liberals say this movie is sad then vehemently support abortion?
>>63584249
Made me feel sad for the grandparents who were able to come back from the grief of their son's death to raise the kid only to have him die too, dunno how they didn't just say fuck it all and off themselves
Also made me feel a little jealous that I never had a stalkerfu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=COvnHv42T-A
This looks so much better than batman vs superman tbqh senpai
I kind of like Magneto's suit.
this will be The Last Stand of the reboot franchise
