https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nh-H-VuOPP8
They really worked hard on this movie. Can't wait to see it
Daisy got ass. Shame the spic's probably fucking it as we speak.
Oh la la
>>63583297
Wait, BB8 isn't CG? It's some kinda remote controlled robot wtf??
Just how exactly did he manage to get the beans above the frank?
>>63583133
if you have a loose enough scrotum and a large enough flaccid penis, it's fairly easy
>>63583133
It wasn't exactly a well thought out plan.
how the hell do you get your dick stuck in a zipper?its impossible
Ridiculous scenes from the Flash:
>Barry allen writes a "Virus" That destroys all information about Captain Cold from the "internet"
>Captain Cold is able to freeze laser beams with his freeze gun
>Iris starts out as a "blogger" but is the worst blogger ever. When you see her site it's randomly floating pictures with filenames, design of site built around the "about" blurb.)
>Flash dodges bullets but gets hit by punches in the same episode
>>63581743
So?
>It's a Cisco & Caitlin instantly locate the villains hideout using their computers episode
What is the best Disney song, and why is it "Can You Feel the Love Tonight?"
>that pic
:3
>tfw no girl will ever look at you with that look in her eyes
Why even live, bros?
inb4 edgelord picks hellfire
Where were you when Fargo tried way too hard and ended up shitting the bed?
>>63579507
>tons of hints throughout the season
>a real UFO showing up somehow ruins everything
I think it is YOU trying too hard to hate the show and create some epic maymay
>ayyyyyy.jpg
I rest my case.
Where were you when /tv/ got so buttflustered about a television show that they shitposted for weeks?
>>63579507
So I was watching Insidious today, and I realized that Bear is one of the spectral technicians...
ITT: your favorite 2015 movies
>>63576451
Love
Entertainment
Blackhat
Anomalisa
Bridge of Spies
The Lobster
>>63576451
horny teen spotted. Movie was terrible
Thank you based Boyle. Thank you based Fassbender. Thank you based Sorkin. Thank you based Pemberton.
ITT: Patrician kid shows
>>63576201
>patrician
How cute, the newfag is trying to fit in. Aside from your faggotry, this show based. Coconut head and Timmy toot toot were GOAT.
>>63576201
D R O P P E D
Didn't see a 3x3 thread up.
Make a 3x3 collage of your favorite films, post them in here. Rate, rec, etc.
You made one mistake in that picture, OP.
>>63576034
yes the LOTR is a bad flick
saged specifically because of that one movie
triggered so much right now
>>63576159
>flick
IT'S THAT TIME AGAIN
>THE AUDIENCE WILL NOT TUNE IN TO WATCH INFORMATION. YOU WOULDN'T, I WOULDN'T. NO ONE WOULD OR WILL. THE AUDIENCE WILL ONLY TUNE IN AND STAY TUNED TO WATCH DRAMA.
>QUESTION:WHAT IS DRAMA? DRAMA, AGAIN, IS THE QUEST OF THE HERO TO OVERCOME THOSE THINGS WHICH PREVENT HIM FROM ACHIEVING A SPECIFIC, ACUTE GOAL.
>SO: WE, THE WRITERS, MUST ASK OURSELVES OF EVERY SCENE THESE THREE QUESTIONS.
>1) WHO WANTS WHAT?
>2) WHAT HAPPENS IF HER DON'T GET IT?
>3) WHY NOW?
>EVERY SCENE MUST BE DRAMATIC. THAT MEANS: THE MAIN CHARACTER MUST HAVE A SIMPLE, STRAIGHTFORWARD, PRESSING NEED WHICH IMPELS HIM OR HER TO SHOW UP IN THE SCENE.
>>63572919
>https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B6uwaxNQt5HRaGVheWhXYUpTYk0/view?usp=sharing
Haven't worked on it since, but I'm about to start writing a new thing (not entirely sure what yet). A friend of mine's coming back for winter break and I wanted to film something.
>>63573034
What is this? I don't really know what to make of it. No characters. Plot out of an anime (weak guy gets super powers from a magical pill). No real lesson. No message. There's no one to side with. Maybe Simon, but he seems pretty complicit in all of this.
A bunch of little mistakes. You describe Simon as "nervous" then feel you need to add (quiet) or (nervous) to every bit of his dialogue.
Action lines are vague: "Simon quickly analyzes every thug, noting everything to the last detail..."
"His movements are quick, decisive, and calculated, knowing make them."
Dumb cliches like slow clapping. And how perfect is that timing that this pill starts up right before he's about to be killed and ends right before he's about to kill Leon?
And the action isn't really anything we haven't seen, especially the using a thug as a shield.
A Panera sandwich? How can you tell from just a sandwhich? Why even go through the trouble of putting a brand there?
>>63573589
>A Panera sandwich? How can you tell from just a sandwhich?
That was more of a nod to the Filmmaking General.
Thanks for the advice, though. It's really just a vague blueprint for something I wanted to shoot.
Getting close to the end of the season.
Season 3 never...
How will anon be watching this if he doesn't have Cinemax or whatever obscure network this airs on?
>>63553931
Well, the network is absolute trash and it needs a prestige show to maintain the illusion it's not absolute trash.
Just like Hannibal.
I think the second season wasn't quite as good as the first except for a few episodes in particular. Thoughts?
>>63589193
best shit ever honeslty
>>63589193
agreed.
The show tragically jumped the shark too soon.
It's pretty much simpsons tier already.
>>63589193
Get Schwifty is literally the best episode of any show ever made.
>>63588770
>Episode 1
>Ewan McGregor, Liam Neeson, Natalie Portman, Samuel L. Jackson and Ian McDiarmid attached
>Episode 7
>Harrison Ford returns. He literally hates his character and wished he was killed off 30 years ago. Oscar Iisac has only been moderately famous for a few years now
>Every other actor is a literal who, and all the returning cast are dried up husks of their former selves
>Front runners are only cast for the sake of progressiveness, with the black male lead going around in EVERY interview claiming how racist Hollywood is
It's gonna be great.
>>63589073
>claiming how racist Hollywood is
>hollywood is run by jews
Oy vey, how could this happen?
>>63589073
>Episode I full of big stars
>It was shit
>Episode IV was full of literally whos
>It was good
>>63589073
But the original trilogy had a bunch of literal whos, too.
Would /tv/ approve?
I would. Needs to include Bebe and ORen's secret daughter she told no one about. A bunch of young girl assassins trying to kill each other.
>>63588365
Yep
Might as well rename it Kill Whitey.
Why does this exist?
You don like James Dean, anahn?
He wahs great actor.
I'd hate to tell you this, but you have to know the truth. The reason things like exist is because you're in hell.
Because a man made money, and decided he could direct a movie. There's nothing more that can be said about this. Acting like a terrible film maker can't pick up a film crew goes against any possibility that film can be an artistic medium. You got to eat some shit if you're ever going to get a pearl.
Host: Chris Hemsworth
"Musical" guest: Chance the Rapper
I've never heard of either the host or the musical guest.
***
Where is Capsbro?
>>63588234
The host is Thor. I have no idea where Capsbro has been. He made a thread for the season premiere and hasn't been seen since.
>>63588234
Are you trying to sound cool or are you really that out of touch?
