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Host: Chris Hemsworth
"Musical" guest: Chance the Rapper
I've never heard of either the host or the musical guest.
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Where is Capsbro?
>>63588234
The host is Thor. I have no idea where Capsbro has been. He made a thread for the season premiere and hasn't been seen since.
>>63588234
Are you trying to sound cool or are you really that out of touch?
>>63588234
Chance the Rapper is a rapper
>>63588234
Dead, I'm his replacement.
>>63588326
I have never seen his albums in any of the record stores I've visited.
>>63588328
>that quality
don't even bother
>>63588234
For fucks sake man, who doesn't know Hemsworth at this point?
who drinking/ here?
>>63588391
Shut up Boco. Go back to /co/
link to stream?
>>63588351
I believe its purely online stuff he releases, cause he literally makes his shit by himself and self promoted himself "literally" from viral social media self-marketing and online music circles.
He's makes pretty decent music as well, I enjoy some of his material.
If you want to listen to him, google Acid Rap.
>>63588415
Me. Got my cheapest vodka sold in Pennsylvania
>>63588415
drinking a sixpack of this stuff
last week had some funny moments for the first time all season, lets see what happens this week
>>63588276
>>63588292
>>63588326
>>63588391
I don't read comic books and I most certainly don't watch movies based on them.
I haven't bought a rap album since 1995
oh hey it's will ferrell
Will Ferrell outta nowhere!
Hey it's that guy we know
>>63588470
vlad?
>Will Ferrel
HOLY SHIT
GOAT
DUDR REPUBLICANS LMAO
>>63588556
mad lol
Jay Leno called, he wants his cheap, tired-out Bush jokes back
>>63588556
IT'S 2015 WHY ARE THERE STILL BORDERS AND LAWS?!?!?!?!?
I MEAN COME ON
DUDE POLITICS LMAO
>>63588482
But you dont have to watch his movies to have heard of him...
>>63588610
I mean, yea, that's pretty much what cold opens are
Gonna be a long night.
that was pretty good
the mad republicans in this thread made it even funnier
>>63588610
>>63588595
>>63588579
>>63588556
>everyone here buttmad because muh politics joke
>best open so far of the season
DUDE LEPRECHAUNS LMAO
I don't know how Trump's poll numbers can be so high. Everyone I know is voting for Hilary.
i hope they do that sketch with the chicken captain again
When will Will Farrel retire? The guy sucks
>>63588668
yahoos who operate solely on fear
>>63588668
don't visit /pol/ much?
He looks small now. Is he sick?
>>63588668
And which city are you speaking from?
Man. He looks so different with the shorter hair and slimmer body
Everywhere they go they must also shitpost.
>>63588668
My old, retired neighbors are dedicated Trump supporters. Those are the people who vote and I imagine that's who Trump's target audience is.
>>63588722
Chicago.
>>63588668
Are you a New Yorker movie critic?
>>63588727
Ayyy, fucking Strayans
KILL HIM KILL KYLE MOONEY
DUDE ROUGH HOUSING LMAO
Theres always a cabaret dancer backstage.
Two achers... gotta remember that one.
this is like the british office
>>63588757
YES PLEASE
PLEASE END IT
END IT ALL
Leslie Jones is literally Poochie the actress. All she is is a "hip," one-note, punchline character.
better than a musical number
>>63588768
And Abraham Lincoln and a llama.
HIGH TEST
/toy/ btfo
Colin Jost looks like a young Seth MacFarlane.
Another reason to despise him.
Hey look, its /toy/.
>>63588747
>Chicago
Of course they're gonna vote for fucking Hilary. It's a town of jaded, hippie Libfucks and gibsmedat muh programs negroes.
Did you seriously think it would be any different?
DUDE NERDS LMAO
Star wars posters BTFO
>Doug Vader
>Doug Vader
lel
BTFO
Do you think capsbro takes that HIV prevention drug? Or is he one of those bug chasers?
BLOWN
THE
FUCK
OUT
>/toy/ btfo
More Star Wars shit alright!
>>63588852
who gives a shit
It's like, all those people who were losers in high school? They're actually the cool ones now.
>>63588887
no they're still fucking faggots
>>63588887
No, no they're not.
God forbid they make Keenan or Jay or Michael one of the pathetic, ugly nerds.
>>63588887
Are we quoting 21 jump street or what?
That girl holding the cake had been in other commercials but I cant remember which one
Why do girls pretend to like Star Wars?
>>63588899
Nah, I heard some asshole saying that on NPR today.
>>63588415
who /fancy/ here?
>>63588923
To attract men.
>>63588887
hello there reddit
>>63588923
same reason they pretend to like vidya
>>63588887
Why didn't I become cool then?
DUDE REPUBLICANS LMAO
>>63588923
Girls should stop trying to have the same interest as guys.
If guys were into doing girly shit, they would be considered homos
>tfw when you obsess over Transformers toys
Least I'm not as bad as those guys.
... I hope.
DUDE REPUBLICANS LMAO
Is that suppose to be ted Cruz?
>>63588937
>drinking e150 whiskey is somehow makes you "fancy"
i swear to god these 12 year olds
DUDE REPUBLICANS LMAO
DUDE BRIDGEGATE LMAO
Greta Van Susteren and Paula Poundstone have the same voice
DUDE POP CULTURE REFERENCE LMAO
Kate would get it!
>>63588965
so mad
>>63588973
so mad
>>63589009
so mad
Didn't Jay do a Ben Carson impersonation a few weeks ago? I remember it being a lot better than this.
>>63589049
so mad
>>63589042
only if youve got a slit m8
I bet they love those kinds of sketch because they don't have to pretend they're not looking at cue cards.
why wasn't chris hemsworth in that sketch? i thought the host was always in every sketch
>Mooney digital short
This is gonna suck.
Do people actually vote Republican in real life or is it just an internet meme?
>>63589008
>e150 whiskey
I google that and now I'm depressed ;_;
>>63588351
he only has two and there not even actual albums they are online mixtapes,obviously they mad a big impact on everyone cause he id the first totally independent artist to perform,check Acid Rap out on "DatPiff" if your intrested in very well done jazz influenced rap but all his songs he dropped since then have been nowhere as good as Acid Rap so I guess he is done
wtf american hemsworth is michael ironside
>>63589091
>Voting republican
>internet meme
Sure is /pol/ I here
THIS IS ALREADY INFINITELY BETTER THAN LAST WEEK
>>63589130
Last week was pretty great though.
TELL ME THAT TOMORROW WHEN YOU'RE MAKING ME BRUHHUUHHFLLAAA
McIntosh would approve of this parody of toxic masculinity.
>>63589148
Spotted the newfag
>TFW YOU WILL NEVER WAKE UP NEXT TO SASHEER
W H I T E D
Oh god why this again
Yep, this is Disney alright.
>>63589173
neither would he
>>63589177
BLANKED
>>63589095
don't be. at least you're now aware that colour does not equate "better" whiskey.
Can't hide those guns.
that tat
He has a tattoo?
WHY IS THERE SO MUCH KYLE MOONEY IN THIS EPISODE
WHAT A FUCKING DISASTER
does that say approved?
What does the tattoo say?
>>63589231
appreciate i think
OMG JUST END THIS DAMN SKETCH. SHAKE MY HEAD, FAMILY
>Disney channel parody
>no sign of Vanessa Bayer's overzealous disney actress character
Disappointing to be honest
>>63589232
APPREC-
>>63589215
whats his tat say
>>63589251
Appreciate
PETE "DUDE I'M NOT GAY LMAO" DAVIDSON
>written by: not taram killam
kekkest
based Tina and Amy
DUDE SPRINGSTEEN LMAO
Next week's show should be pretty fucking good
If they drop the ball with all that talent, I may stop watching forever
Cecily doesn't look pregnant at all. Do you think she got an IUD to stop getting pregnant?
>my wife's son the movie
At least next week will be good.
And last week was great, so... I guess this is the boring interlude?
>>63589116
nah bro, chance is the goat, he's just waiting to release his best stuff on his album
went to see him live, great show. stood directly at teh foot at the stage. although he only played like first verse of all his songs
TINA AND AMY
AND BRUCE!
HOLY FUCKING SHIT
>>63589166
No you didn't. Everyone loved last week.
Taran didn't even want his name associated with that sketch
There's no way they can fuck up this year's Christmas special right?
Can Seth really grow a nice beard like that?
So Daddy's Home is about c uckolding?
>>63589303
Saying this is already better than last week is a MEME here, newfag
Kate looks hot as fuck in this sketch!
>>63589116
Sunday candy tho
>>63589347
no it isn't
kill yourself
>>63589347
Everything about your post was a meme.
>>63589326
I hope seth and jimmy come back and they take over weekend update with amy and tina so we can get a week without the 5 minute daily show interval
Whats the benefit of curving the TV?
>>63589326
The only way I see them fucking up is by going way overboard with the past alumni cameos and obscuring the actual cast, which is a real possibility.
I would expect at least 10 random cameos by the end of the monologue tbqh
DAT CECILY
>>63589384
it makes it more expensive
Do you think Amy's boyfriend would be famous if he weren't a rich Jew?
He is as talented as Tucker Carlson
Cecily looks thinner this week
...
>>63589384
The same exact benefit as curving a phone.
Nothing
>tfw you will never spend christmas with cecily becily
Uhhhhhh...
>>63589421
she finally had that baby
joy, this joke again
>kate in that oufit and wig
muh dik
>>63589421
I hope she didn't lose the baby.
This sketch isn't funny at all.
>>63589421
Abortions will do that to you.
Why haven't we seen Vanessa?
Modern Broadway!!
>something even worse got cut for this
>>63589439
they have curved phones now?
this is fucking terrible
How was something cut before this.
>>63589474
At least the ladies look good
>>63589465
Getting into her Jacob makeup.
This is really stupid.
Kate is the best part of this sketch.
this is really stupid
who has cecily clevage screens from last week?
>you will never put it in Cecily
>>63589483
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Samsung_Galaxy_S6
ABBRA KADEBRA
TOONCES!
That was bad.
Like... last sketch of the night bad.
Oh, it's THAT sketch again.
>it's snowing
Kek, in what third-world country is it snowing right now?
What the fuck even was that?
what the fuck was that
I heart Broadway musicals like this.
Jesus who's idea was it to let such a literal sheboon onto this show.
>>63589525
oh, yeah, i know about the side thing. i thought they were like actually convexly curved
>>63589518
When Mike O'Brien broke up with her, she said on twitter he didn't have enough sex with her out some shit like that
Best part was the ending when they all die in a car accident
>>63589562
Don't be shocked if that happens in the coming years
>>63589544
>>63589552
they crashed and died
>>63589557
unless you're female, you may in fact be a homosexual
>>63589544
>>63589552
It's supposed to be a parody of a Sondheim musical but no one outside of NYC is going to know this
>>63589587
nigger
if he doesnt do cocoa butter kisses im gonna be pissed
>>63589525
I still use an s3 with freedompop. :(
>>63589568
damn what a douche
>>63589568
I bet she is fucking insatiable
>>63589572
That won't happen because no one wants to put a curved phone in their pockets. Curved tablets, maybe.
>>63589580
I like transgirls but definitely am more attracted to women than men.
>>63589572
look up the nokia morph, shit is gonna be crazy in a few years
that one black chick is pretty cute
Not the giant one
>Rashida Jones
Oh hey this looks good possibly
>TBS
Into le trash it goes
Chance the rapper is tumblrcore
this is another sketch, right?
He's no Leon Bridges.
Aaaand muted.
Adult's head on a child's body
>rap
I haven't listened to any Chance after Acid Rap but this sounds pretty good
>>63589653
Funnest joke of the night so far
is this new?
This is I'm white and listen to hip hop core.
>>63589625
I love rashida. The older she gets the more she looks like a jew.
go back to reddit if you dont like chance tbqh
mute and piss time
this shit is chill af
>>63589682
what? /r/hiphopheads loves chance
is this a new song?
>>63589706
Those jeans are tight af, too
>>63589675
Bullshit. I've heard my wife's son listening to Chance, and he's not white.
This faux-jazz rap is so fucking boring
Other guy looks like Nas
Leave it in Church.
>>63589725
disgusting
Holy shit this is bad, god damn I can't believe people actually think this sounds good.
This nigg spazzin like he's trying to be Kendrick
Spike lee pwn3d him
Kek, this dancing
Hotline Meme btfo to be honest
>>63589675
this is follow me here, whiter than white hip hop core
>>63589725
Top bait
>>63589725
>wifes son
can we please stop this meme
Chance used to make amazing music, but now only he makes his shitty pop gospel meme music.
Fuck him.
shuck and jive jigs
>>63589725
We have some bad news for you, then.
>LISTEN TO MUSIC FROM CHANCE THE RAPPER
>CONSUME! CONSUME!
>>63589725
>wife's son
when will this meme die?
Last week's music guest was way better.
>>63589725
>my wife's son
>getting together with single moms
I'd rather stay a virgin
>this show is still on the air
it's unfunny
it's cringe worthy
>Cecily in a little black dress and stockings
my dick has literally exploded
>>63589795
this desu, that black dude was fucking cool as hell
>>63589770
>>63589786
WHEN YOU FAGGOTS STOP RESPONDING TO IT.
who is your dream host + musical guest combo?
Alive people only
>>63589803
Every SNL thread has to get at least one of these posts
>>63589827
Bill Murray hosting and Wu Tang Clan performing Once Upon A Time in Shaolin songs
Time for Weekend Shitlibdate
time for the daily show segment
WU... lets see if this can salvage things...
minions
>2nd Omorosa joke of the season
Damn
What is Michael Che's full name? Michael Cheeseburger?
>y-yeah he's just faking it, r-really
aaand the trump tirade for the night
>>63589827
Christopher Walken and Taylor Swift
>RACIST RACIST RACIST REPUBLICANS RACIST RACIST RACIST
>>63589889
Michael Cheguevara
Holy fuck Trump straight getting BTFO. Jokes not needed.
Ouch to Papa John's.
PAPA JOHNS YOU TASTE SO GOOD
>>63589889
Che is his middle name, his real last name is Campbell
Poor Yeb
Just another example of smug liberals totally not getting the Trump thing
>>63589830
well, that's because that one poster is the only one that's actually watched it! XD
Do they do any jokes against democrats?
fucking yeb btfo
I miss Jedediah.
>>63589827
MC Ride as host and musical guest
>>63589935
Lol no, this is new york, liberal heaven.
>>63589935
Democrats don't say crazy things like Republicans do
>>63589935
Democrats don't humiliate themselves with retarded campaign anecdotes on a daily basis
:^)
pls halp
>>63589930
How did they miss it? He either sincerely believes it or is pandering to people that do.
>>63589950
hi /mu/
>But guys, Hillary is totally honest when she talks!
>>63589909
you'll never stump the trump
>>63589950
>one skit where he's the weekend update interviewee
>just angrily scowls at the camera for 15 minutes while Michael Che laughs nervously
>>63589935
They called Hillary cold and soulless earlier.
Bernie has never been shit on, though.
Ooooooooh, burn.
You people act like SNL has never leaned left or made fun of politicians before.
>>63589973
I'm voting for Trump because he makes liberal heads explode. That's all there is to it tbqhfam
>>63589998
hillary is as crooked as a crankshaft
>>63589963
>>63589967
>Islam is the religion of peace
>Free college
>Blacklivesmatter
>>63589998
It's hard shit on someone who shits themselves.
>>63589987
She might not be always honest, but she doesn't say stupid shit just to pander to rednecks and the Bible belt.
>>63589998
Larry David plays Bernie on SNL as a demented old dude
>>63590007
>leaning
They're on home base and fucking the left side.
>>63590007
they're just retarded underage conservative edgelords.
kate is seriously the best cast member atm
>>63590037
dude she literally puts on her fake southern accent and starts calling everyone "y'all" when she campaigns in the south
We need that video of Charlie Sheen blowing a guy.
>>63590056
well said, they're also stupid poopyhead dumbs don't forget
>>63590044
>demented
Didn't come off as demented, he came off as Larry David. He tried hard to make him funny and lovable.
>he deserves to get HIV
Damn that's edgy, Burt
>>63590037
>Wipe it with what, like a cloth?
DAMN IT THEY LET THE APE ON THE SET AGAIN
>>63590037
she just makes up stories about being in danger in a foreign country, come on stop reading the Huffington Post.
great
this gorilla
ooh ooh ah ah
I'm not racist but I hate Leslie jones
>LE APE WOMAN XD
oh no
Krager's mom again
>>63590117
I am racist and that's a wild animal.
>basically 2016
>breaking bad jokes
>hates Skylar
Is Leslie one of us?
>>63590099
just remember, someday maybe your mommy will be proud of you for supporting trump
>>63590117
She's just not funny.
hahaha this black lady is hilarious!
Why does she spike her hair up like a mental patient
>>63590093
Charlie sheen is gay?
How are people who just yell labeled "comedians"
>>63590060
she's two faced alright
comes from the company she's kept
>>63590146
lol my parents actually are voting for trump though
>>63590152
Do straight guys suck cock?
How is this allowed to be on tv?
>>63590147
Liberals are too scared to tell her.
>>63590146
exactly! big dummy stupid dumbbutts! you go girl!
>Flamethrower in star wars
SO COOL, LMAO
At least they cut her segment shorter than usual
That WU actually seemed shorter than usual as a whole
>weekend update ends with leslie jones
what a horrible decision
at least next week we'll get based jedidiah
>>63590152
You don't get HIV from sticking your dick in a pussy
This was really shitty snl lads. Only a half hour to go wew.
>>63590187
Didn't Boba have one?
>>63590189
More time for Chance the Rapper.
>>63590151
She looks like a cartoon character that tried to smoke a stick of dynamite like a cigar.
>>63590186
stay mad, keep projecting :^)
>>63590117
if she's that fat black woman than yes, she's extremely unfunny
gaga is an okay-looking jew when she cleans up
Who else would stick it in lady gaga
>>63590205
Idk, but it looks really off considering all those lasers firing around.
What was that subway number?
>>63588668
Try being politically literate and not vote based on "muh feelings". With that said I'm not a Trump supporter but Hillary will be a disaster and arguably worse than him because at the very least Trump understands politics.
>>63590231
i'm tired of seeing that stupid commercial though
>>63590217
She looks like Wilson.
>>63590231
She's a wop.
NEW THREAD WHERE PHAM???
>>63590223
we told them, fricking epic for the win!
>Using actual brown people for Aladdin
Uhughh
>>63590235
She's engaged to a guy on Chicago Fire, my favorite show on NBC.
DUDE LMAO CHRIS FARLEY THROWBACK SKETCH
>>63590253
>Trump understands politics.
>>63590235
I'd drop a book and look up her skirt.
>>63590201
it's snl
what did you expect?
it's a show that bears little distinction from its commercials, not the least of which because it switches to them after every bit
>>63590223
That's not what projecting means retard.
KEK. This sketch is going places.
I love you Cecily
>drag
Cheap but effective laughs guaranteed
>>63590231
She's Italian
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i8jZz_QawBg
>>63590262
more like a super mutant
I don't think aidy is funny but I like how she enunciates her words
>>63590311
I take it back. They're making into that Mr. Poopybutthole episode of R&M
>>63590333
3s must be right.
Literally the prettiest person at the table
Aidy Bryant is always tweeting about eating tons of candy at snl. Do you think most of her diet consists mainly candy from work?
Is it weird Chris is hotter than any women at that table
>it's a dumb guy getting outwitted by smart women sketch
This is fucking awful.
Aidy would be hot if she lost weight. I guess she'd lose her entire career if she did though.
Oh, I give up.
I'm going to bed.
Next week better be funnier than whatever... this was.
>>63590360
Best cleavage.
Thor makes a hotter woman than Bruce Jenner
This would be funny like 20 years ago, but dressing in drag is now "socially acceptable"
>>63590371
it's SNL
it really makes american comedy look utterly pathetic
>>63590358
>tfw no belly aidy to rest on at night and slowly feed candy to
that was a 6.8/10 desu
>>63590379
Start the new thread before you go
>>63590368
Dumb frogposter, that's not what it is at all. /tv/ has warped your mind.
>>63589008
Its bourbon. No e150
NEW THREAD WHERE PHAM?
>>63590394
Show ends in 20 minutes, we can ride this one out
>>63590407
this isn't /b/,friend
>>63590396
Yes, that's exactly what it is. That's also why it's not funny. Liberal/Progressive "comedy" is fucking awful.
>>63590406
The rye is better.
>SNL thinking they can top GAP Girls
>>63588937
>the cheapest bourbon in my liquor store
>fancy
But yes I'm drinking that too
I like that cheap vodka drinks Costco. Costs $10 for 1.75l
Will 70mm filmed flicks still look in regular theaters?
when did you realize that everything offends you?
>>63590413 (OP)
>>63590413 (OP)
>>63590413 (OP)
NEW THREAD
This is Kenan's first sketch tonight
>>63590454
6$ at sam's club
>>63590454
It's all just a delivery system for etoh. Why waste money on what only matters for the first drink?
>>63590476
He was in the piano sketch.
>>63590464
we have half an hour left, idiot. we're fine.
>tfw you will never rape a captive colonial maiden Cecily
this hurts to live
>>63590480
For reals? We don't have liquor at the Sam's clubs in my town
>>63589987
No, she just lies about getting an ambassador killed and trying to cover it up with a "movie that triggered muslims"
>>63590539
I don't quite remember. it was sam's, but I don't drink enough to remember the price.
>>63590007
Its da jews
>>63590295
Well he's leading the polls.
Oops they did this sketch already...
this song is so comfy
>>63589568
Caps are needed naow
>>63589587
Goddam how is that baby huge
