>So who talks first? I talk first? You talk first? It's just very hard to understand you with all the...*waves hand*
Really? I know this is the meme generation but this is some Seth Rogen faggotry. Is the whole movie this fucking stupid? I'm 7:20 in and it's awful.
>>64180647
youre stupid for watching a cam rip in 2015 you degenerate
>watching a cam
You're a complete and utter pleb whose opinion should be disregarded if you didn't see the film in 3D IMAX to be honest family
>>64180647
Oh my fucking god, will it kill you to leave your basement once in a decade?
http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/star-wars-box-office-people-851169
b-b-but... /tv/ told me nobody would see it more than once!
>>64179951
I'm seeing it again next weekend with my dad who didn't see it with me yet. Excited to see his reaction, he introduced me to Star Wars with the VHS collector's edition or whatever it was called.
> jews.com says give us all your moniez
sure sure
>>64179951
Saw it for the second time earlier today. Will probably see it once more on IMAX.
Im about to watch this, what im getting into ?
A big movie
>>64177997
feminist propaganda
>>64177997
Three words; hella fucking epic
ITT how to fix Star Wars Episode VII
>Do NOT cast Crackhead Fisher
Holy hell what was wrong with her faaaaaace, and her voice? I was cringing at the sight of her which leads me to my next point
>Leia is dead canonically, this somehow ties into why Han is still being a space smuggler/dropped his life as a general and family man and why Kylo has turned to the Dark Side
This is POTTERY but Kylo could have been seduced by Snoke the same way Anakin was by Sheev. Snoke then had him turn on Luke's...
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>>64177866
>Everyone reaches Luke at the same time
Luke and Han reunite because needed to happen they were bros. Han tells Luke he must confront Kylo because he believes he can turn him back. He confronts Kylo. This is where he first takes off his mask and first shows his vulnerability. Disney blew their load too soon by making Rey awesome (Mary Sue) and showing Kylo's conflict too early.
Theres a huge battle the with the resistance and the First Order on Lukes planet
Finn...
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>>64177866
Bring Lucas back and don't care about the reddit audience.
>>64177949
Maybe bring him back as an ideas guy like he was in the original trilogy.
i dont get it
emily blunt sweety face
>>64173686
It's fairly simple.
>>64173760
we kill the batman
We can agree on this right?
>>64171577
4>5>6>7>3>1>2
OT > 7>=3 > rest of pt
>>64171906
Switch 3 with 7
Just got my tickets for the 70mm Hateful Eight.
I'm hype. How did you like it?
4.5/5
It has no restraint and is a clearly "Tarantino" film, and WARM BLACK DINGUS is a really weird moment, but overall its just a good film. Intermission is 12 minutes btw.
>>64171021
Lot of corn syrup gore?
>>64170978
bring a lot soda
Memes aside, what is the real reason did didn't any sequels? It was fully intended to have two sequels, and many of the people involved were already under contract for 2 and 3. The movie did alright in theaters (although not great) and was very acclaimed; sequels would've grossed more than the original after the original's home video release, award wins, word of mouth, etc.
too unrealistic
girl hackers are all script kiddies
>>64168789
"did alright" isn't enough for the hollywood jews
>>64168789
fincher was too greedy
How do we save the horror genre?
Understand that CG alone isn't scary.
The less you see the better, and that doesn't mean "the less you can see it, the better".
forget the 2000s happened.
Stop remaking remakes, everyone already knows their schtick so no one will be scared.
>>64185241
>CG alone isn't scary.
CG isn't scary, period.
>>64185283
CG is a tool. When used correctly it can help make something scary.
Slapping a big CG monster isn't scary anymore, because we're used to having monsters in TV and films since the 40s.
So if it took them like 20 years to construct the first Deathstar, how the fuck did they get the 2nd Deathstar half-built in the time between Empire Strikes Back and Return of the Jedi? Or did the Empire just construct that shit a few years before A New Hope? What the fuck
>>64184648
Substandard Chinese workers.
Completely different technology is involved.
>>64184648
Who cares,it's just a movie for kids.
>Remove overture
>Remove intermission
>Remove BLACKED scene
>Tone down the violence
>Tone down the niggers except for Domergue's
>Have them hangDomergue with the bed sheets instead of le magical noose that happens to be black owned bed and breakfast
There it's a perfect 10/10
While the dingus scene felt uncomfortably a bit too much like QT indulging in his own fantasy, I'm not sure I'd get rid of it as it's actually pretty fucking funny and memorable solely in terms of its pure shock value. It's a Tarantino trademark.
What overture and intermission?
Can someone stream it?
Mark Hamill died after the accident and was replaced by a lookalike, just like Paul McCartney
dude, honestly. your a fucking genius. holy crap. this ontop of the tall luke - short luke thing. holy shit. its so obvious now.
>>64181292
its the truth
http://biggerluke.wikidot.com/
In Empire Strikes Back, Luke's lightsaber is gone for good when it falls on Cloud City.
How the fuck did that orange cunt retrieve it? That seems like an impossible task. And even if they did somehow manage to find it, how did they know it was Luke's?
Seems like a dumb plot device desu senpai
The Warcraft movie is going to have a magic legendary sword, so Star Ones needed one too.
Luke's clone, Luuke got it. She got it from him
>>64181163
You do know that you can always make new lightsabers right?
In the 32 years since ROTJ I'm sure he had many lightsabers.
This is the scariest scene of all time. I shit my pants every time.
yeah, me too
any good recent ayy lmao horrors?
Is it because it looks like real news? I think that's the reason.
Yeah, it's pretty scary to see that shit on your front lawn. For sure.
How come Ep 7 didn't have any cute Twi'leks or Zeltrons? Abrams takes time out of the movie to show off a cute alien girl's titties for Star Trek but doesn't do it for Star Wars?
honestly the lack of compelling alien characters in star wars has always pissed me off
why is fucking everyone a human? by which I mean, yeah, there are aliens, but they're always flat who get a couple lines or maybe a scene at best.
>>64180818
Twi'leks are only qt when they have those fucking headbands that make you subconsciously view their lekku as a kind of headgear and not gross tentacles.
Kind of like how Shaved Charlize became more bearable when she had the raccoon thing going on.
>>64180880
>forgetting about Jar Jar Binks