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As someone who despises the prequels, is Clone Wars worth watching? I noticed it's on Netflix, but I'm curious to see what you guys think about it.
>>64173470
The only watchable episodes are the ones about the clones
everything else is shit
>>64173470
It's pretty great. Better than all the Star Wars movies except 4 and 5. There's some stinker episodes, but man, the episodes that features the clone stormtroopers are fucking amazing, It makes you want a movie based on the clones themselves.
It'll probably make you a cry a bit.
Also, skip ALL jar jar episodes.
Is there any reason for different lightsaber colors? Or is it entirely preference or what you can come across?
>>64172053
because they can
same reason anything else that is produced is made in different colors
>>64172053
Red is Sith, no exceptions.
Everything else is up in the air, it could be meaningful or just "it looks cool"
>>64172053
Red, Yellow, Orange = Evil
Blue, Green, Violet = Good
It's like poetry
"Not to worry. We're still flying half a ship. "
Haha I love the prequels
>>64171560
OP pic is by far the saving grace of the prequels. He did excellent job with nothing.
>tumblr image
>Bashing on the prequels
Checks out.
Who /cringynorthernaccent/ here?
fuck off
>>64171163
Fargoite detected
>>64171144
-how do you want your nephew senpai?
-JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP
The end of a regime that acquiesces to disorder. At this very moment in a system far from here, the New Republic lies to the galaxy while secretly supporting the treachery of the rogues of the Resistance. This fierce machine which you have built, upon which we stand will bring an end to the Senate, to their cherished fleet. ALL REMAINING SYSTEMS WILL BOW TO THE FIRST ORDER AND WILL REMEMBER THIS AS THE LAST DAY OF THE REPUBLIC!!!
Love this scene
ITT spergs ignoring that the Empire has always drawn heavily from the Nazis, including a planet named after a German general
man that star wars universe can't catch a break
Why the fuck is everyone being so nitpicky? You can't suspend disbelief for a fairy tale about space wizards? Cinema sins has ruined film criticism; people care more about the internal logic of a film than basic storytelling competence.
>>64168319
Autists being autists, people know that star wars fans REALLY love star wars, so they get a kick out of nitpicking every last detail out of the new film as it will make people mad.
>>64168319
Thank you! I fucking hate people quoting Cinema Sins like its a legitimate review of the film. They always do it withmsuch a smug look as well, like they came up with it.
Fuck Cinema Sins.
>just turn your brain off
>it's FUN
Additional information from the STAR WARS: THE FORCE AWAKENS novelization.
>The New Republic is formed after the Battle of Endor and signs a peace treaty, the Galactic Concordance, with the remnants of the Galactic Empire, which predicts demilitarization on both parts. A faction still loyal to Palpatine's ideology retreats to the fringes of the galaxy, where they form the First Order. The New Republic is unwilling to recognize them as a threat, prompting Leia to assemble the Resistance to fight them.
>Rey...
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>Snoke is a powerful figure in the Dark Side of the Force and witnessed the rise and fall of the Empire. He had apprentices before, but regards Kylo Ren as his most promising student as he did not begin as an adept of the Dark Side, and instead, was corrupted and fallen from the Light. Snoke is also afraid of Luke Skywalker and orders Hux to destroy the Hosnian System in order to prevent the New Republic from becoming involved in the search for Luke.
>Kylo Ren knows that Darth Vader redeemed himself and helped destroy...
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>>64167197
>Aka stuff that should have been included in the movie.
>b-but how will we ever sell our books?
>Maz Kanata accompanies the heroes to the Resistance's headquarters on D'Quar, and gives Leia Luke's lightsaber, which Leia then entrusts to Finn, certain it'll be in good hands until it finds its way back to Rey.
>Kylo resents Han for returning to his old life as a "lowly smuggler" after hearing of his heroic acts during the war between the Empire and the Rebels.
>Leia knew Snoke would try to corrupt Kylo, but kept it a secret from Han, believing that,...
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I'm glad that Star Wars The Force Awakens a J.J. Abrams Walt Disney production came out, because it's the perfect litmus test for whether a person has shit taste or not. More than that, it's a good measurement for how emotionally intelligent a person is.
If you're over the age of twenty-four(give or take) and thought this was a good movie, you have shit taste and you're a shit person. There should be a genocide for people like you.
>>64177734
here is your reply.
Also kill yourself
I thought it was pretty good.
How to kill a Jedi?
Triple blaster. You have one trigger that fires off 3 blasters at once that are in an exact equilateral triangle shape.
It is physical impossible to block all 3 shots that move at the near speed of light with a single light saber.
This invention would make it possible to kill any Jedi with a well aimed shot in which all 3 lazer blaster would hit their body if not blocked.
Why did no one ever think of this?
>There are faggots who think RotJ isn't the best of the original trilogy
>>64176530
It's second best. It's better than Star Wars
Endor and Death Star 2.0 really put a dent in it. Otherwise it was great.
>>64176530
>old flicks are good
get with the times gramps
How many times do you think Yoda masturbated while living alone on Dagobah?
How does he even reach his Yoda cock?
Does he have to do Jedi flips to wank himself off?
Did Obi-Wan's ghost sometimes watch him?
He's 800 years old, he finds that kind of pleasure disgusting, filthy and unworthy of his time.
>>64176298
whereas maz kanata is 1000 years old and loves her some wookie cock
>>64176378
Maz is a whore slut, don't compare her to Master Yoda
ITT: We write a letter to Quentin Tarantino saying 1 word each
I'll start
Dear,
Feet
WARM
Cuckold
>60 MILLION DOLLAR BUDGET
FUCKING HOW?!?
american hustles budget was only 40 million!!
is this movie good
Jennifer Lawrence Pay
>20 million
Bradley Cooper Pay
>20 Million
De Niro Pay
>10 Million
Actual Movie Budget
>10 Million
There you go mate
i haven't watched any films for a while, recommend me some!
>>64173291
0/0, they all look interesting though.
>>64173291
4/4
>>64173291
>>64173415
titles m80s?
>title of the film is supposedly Star Wars: The Knights Of Ren
>Lando's son, Richard Calrissian, will in the film. Was a childhood friend of Ben before he became Kylo Ren
>Rey is Obi Wan Kenobi's granddaughter and Luke's daughter. Hence why the force is so strong in her
>Kenobi secretly had a daughter during his exile on tatooine
>that daughter would later meet Luke, and together they had Rey. She died at the...
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>>64172787
>Richard Calrissian
fuck off back to fanfics.com
>>64172787
>Richard Calrissian
>>64172787
any hand loss?
>how do you want your asscreed movie family?
FLOP CONFIRMED
>>64172453
I thought Assassin's Creed was set in the middle east?
>>64172453
If it's modern day and you wanted to be a sneaky assassin, why would you wear something that makes you stand out? you want to blend in...
