Is Mark a cunt for this?
No, there are assholes out there that only wants to make profits off your name.
No.
Didn't Daisy Ridley say something similar?
They're happy to sign for fans, not people who sell (and often copy/fake) signatures.
Nah
ITT we post excuses for TFA
>jus turn off ur brain
>star wars was never that good anyway
>the force was always about believing, not training
Why are Star Wars fanboys going to such lengths to shield this movie from legitimate criticism?
I'm not a star wars fan but this goes for any fandom
if you don't like the movie and some people do, why start a huge shitstorm?
Just let people like it in peace, why care?
>>64166976
REDDITOR DETECTED
SHIT TASTE CONFIRMED
TFA IS ABSOLUTE SHIT YOU IDIOT
>>64166883
Every fucking time
> It's impossible at this point [for TFA to beat Avatar], for a number of reasons.
> TFA is dropping much faster overseas than it is domestically. The film made $281m total over its opening weekend Wednesday to Sunday overseas, a figure which includes $72.7m in its first two days of release (Wed/Thurs). Thus the film made $208.3m overseas during its first proper Fri-Sun weekend. Domestically, the film made $248m over its opening weekend Thurs evening to Sun, including $57m alone during the Thursday evening showings. Hence the film made $191m domestically in its first proper Fri-Sun weekend. Now, in its 2nd weekend, the film (is estimated to have) made $153.47 domestically, and $123.6m overseas. Calculating the drops, this is a 38.1% drop domestically from its entire Thurs-Sun opening weekend, and a 19.6% drop domestically from the proper opening weekend Fri-Sun. On the other hand, this is a 56.0% drop overseas from the entire Wed-Sun overseas opening weekend stretch, and a 40.7% drop overseas from the proper opening weekend Fri-Sun. So you can see the percentage drops for overseas are much bigger. A lot of people have been saying that the film will have "longer legs" overseas, but quite clearly this is not going to be the case at all.
> TFA has actually been outpaced by Avatar ALREADY overseas in its second weekend. Avatar made $152m overseas over its second weekend, outstripping the $123.6m made by TFA by a large margin. This is the biggest sign that TFA has absolutely no chance to outgross Avatar. A lot of people were predicting[1] that it would take at least until the 4th or 5th weekend for Avatar to begin outpacing TFA overseas, but to do it as early as its 2nd weekend (which I predicted could be the case[2] ) is a clear sign that the film is going to come nowhere close to Avatar's overseas gross. Note that Avatar was released under the EXACT same conditions in 2009 as TFA was, with the 2nd Friday of both of their releases being Christmas day, so nobody can argue about Christmas day closings affecting TFA's overseas 2nd weekend gross because it affected both films equally.
> Because the film is looking to have less legs overseas than domestically, the ratio 49.5%/50.5% of TFA's domestic/overseas gross as of the end of Sunday is likely to stay the same or get even worse as the weeks progress, barring the release of the film in China. I feel like I'm[3] --retreading[4] --myself[5] when I post this, but I'll make the same analysis here as I did days ago. Suppose now that the loftiest predictions come true and TFA makes $1b domestically. With an approximate 50/50 domestic/overseas ratio without China, this leaves the film with $1b overseas, so $2b worldwide total minus China. Thus, to equal avatar, the film would need to make $780m+ in China alone. This is clearly an impossible feat. (For the record, I do not necessarily believe that the film even has the legs overseas to make $1b without China (or domestically, for that matter), and I can see the domestic/overseas ratio actually shifting in favour of domestic before the release of China. This is just a "what if" scenario.)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA FORCEFAGS
BTFO
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Do you really miss out on anything if you just skip the prequels entirely?
three great films.
apart from that no
The most badass factions fighting.
Sheev
What is wrong with movie critics?
TFA is obviously a bloated Ep.IV rehash, and yet most pro reviews are quite positive about it.
>>64165593
Ever since internet aggregates came out no one actually reads individual reviews anymore, if you own a paper you just treat them like advertizements
The "critical" community are now comprised of the nerd culture reddit sensibility drones who were raised on Tarantino. Easily susceptible to manufactured hype and brand name recognition.
post the webm
The Force binds all things. The slightest push, the smallest touch, sends echoes throughout life. Even an act of kindness may have more sever repercussions than you know or can see. By giving him something he has not earned, perhaps all you have helped him become is a target. Seeing another elevated often brings the eyes of others who suffer. And perhaps in the end, all you have wrought is more pain. And that is my lesson to you. Be careful of charity and kindness, lest you do more harm with open hands than with a clenched fist.
>there will never be a character this interesting in the movies
>>64165590
KOTOR is full of bullshit.
They hamfist those pseudophilosophical moraly grey lines and all, but you can't get no powers being neutral and you have to chose a side to continue with the game
>>64165590
>ywn watch a film adaptation of the rebuilt Jedi enclave
Why live?
>>64165927
Only thing locked for you in KOTOR2 by being neutral is the tomb on Korriban.
>>64166024
You were deafened
At last, you could hear
You were broken
You were whole
You were blinded
nd at last... you saw
literal poetry
Lol.
>>64165568
Thanks OP. That pic is going to be really useful for trolling SJW cucks from reddit.
>>64165568
>A boring Mary Sue is more popular than a likeable, developed character
Sigh.
>>64165568
>T-they have five times more stock because Finn has been selling out so fast
This board has turned into /starwars/
Let's talk about something else for a change.
What did you think about new Ash vs. Evil Dead?
>>64165218
yeha, I liked Han in it
>>64165218
stopped watching after the first episode
That's a strange looking lightsaber, senpai.
How does he get away with being a wife beater and still getting plenty of work?
>>64164677
he's good looking
>>64164677
He's irish
>>64164677
big dick, good looking, and white.
Should have they kept the original title?
>>64164675
Yeah considering the force didn't really have a prominant role in the film beyond video game abilities
wasn't that the title of the n64 game?
>>64164675
Shadow of the Empire is a better title for the film. Shame the couldn't have used it.
It's not news, but do you think based Banicio can save Star Wars?
>http://www.cinemablend.com/new/Five-Star-Wars-Villains-Benicio-Del-Toro-Could-Play-Episode-8-72701.html
>>64164665
>Rian Johnson and Benicio Del Toro
Episode 8 confirmed for being ESB-levels of great
the fuck? is Ren kill?
um yeah.
benicio del based will be perfect
Have you ever had a bad time at the movies?
Every time I see a flick by Nolan, Tarantino, Abrams, Fincher, Whedon, Wes Anderson, Paul Thomas Anderson and Denis Villenueve.
My girlfriend had sex with me once at Mr. Popper's Penguins and I think the guys in front of us knew we were banging >__<
Let me tell you why I fucking had the worst time at this movie.
>Younger Brother is a film studies major
>Hangs around with a bunch of film student hipsters
>They all want to go see Hateful Eight in 70mm
>Nearest Theater that has it is 2 hours away (They refuse to go see it unless it in 70mm)
>They decide to go see it together at 11:00 am, the earliest showing
>Brother doesn't have a license so I have to drive him
>Parents want me to hang out with brother so I decide to go to the movie too (I really don't care either way)
>Have to leave the house around 7 (I live in Minnesota and the roads are all icy as fuck so it takes longer than it shouls)
>Get to theater around 10 to meet up with his buddies
>Takes over a fucking half hour to get through line, get tickets and thise fucking booklets they need, get snacks, and get seated
>Theater full of nothing but hipsters, a sea of unnatural hair colors and big rimmed glasses
>Movie starts
>Just a title card labelled "Overture"
>Theater applauds
>Movie really starts
>Theater applauds when the words "Filmed in 70mm panoramic" appear
>Laughs everytime The N Word is said
>Laughs everytime someone gets shot or blows up
>Literally cheer and scream in joy when Samuel L Jackson makes that dude blow him. Someone in the audience shouted "Suck it you racist fuck!"
>Applauds when the intermission screen appears
>Does a standing ovation when credits roll
>>64164134
Sounds like a good time you dip
>>64164134
that's what you get for being a cuck, you dumb nigger. should have told your brother to fuck off and find someone else who wants to see that turd to drive him.
>>64164134
>i didnt like it because cinephiles liked it
ok
that is pretty obnoxious, though. my theater was laughing during the BIG, WARM, DINGUS scene, which was kinda funny but also pretty horrifying. The only time someone says "nigger" in the movie and its funny is when it's the first thing daisy says
>Military historian and author Stephen Ambrose, at a special screening of the film for him, had to ask for the screening to be halted 20 minutes in as he couldn't handle the intensity of the opening. After composing himself outside for a few minutes, he was able to return to the screening room and watch the film to its conclusion.
Is there a more based war movie in existence?
>>64164099
>The Omaha Beach battle was filmed in sequence over a four-week period, moving the action up the beach shot by shot and day by day. Steven Spielberg claims that none of it was storyboarded in advance.
Literally Attila the Hun- American version. Fucking savages
>In the German-dubbed version of the movie, one of the actors, himself a German veteran of the Normandy invasion, couldn't deal with emotional realism of the film and dropped out and had to be replaced.
>mfw I have no pics related
So was he guilty?
Neither
he's classic
>>64164013
I don't know who this is, but he sure looks guilty of being a virgin.
>>64164013
If you assume Steven was then ya, the only logical verdict is guilty
They should have been tried together
