Can we have an on topic thread about this film?
I wanna give Mara the ol' li'Carol
I fapped.
>>64210149
>"Kate, I just watched House of Cards season 2. Are you okay? Did that train hurt you??"
>"Sis, it's four in the morning, I was asleep."
>"But Kate, I–"
>"I filmed that scene in 2013, Rooney, I'm fine, it was a tv show. How do you still not get this? You're in more things than I am!"
>"I w-was just worried..."
>"I'm hanging up now. Merry Christmas, by the way."
Now Disney own Lucasfilm, will they finally release the original trilogy on blu-ray without all the shit Lucas put in it?
>>64209255
"Oo-la-wang choo koo-chee-pa-tie tan-ga ris-pa ta ya lee oh
Yo, ahh, yal-lie"
What did he mean by this?
>>64209255
Why bother? It wouldn't be canon.
Unless Lucas somehow kept the rights to the unaltered trilogy I don't see why not. It would be just extra money for Disney.
Just marathoned TFA. Literally what was the purpose of this scene?
>>64208471
to introduce the cool looking red armor thugs
Oy m8 imma blaster ya in the gabba git
>>64208471
To establish Han Solo to people who haven't seen the OT, which is probably a good 30% of the audience
I agree the scene was dumb and was by far the weakest part of the film (as was the whole middle act) but if you can't work out why it was shoe-horned in you're a fucking idiot
What the fuck did i just watch? no seriously, what the fuck?
i dont know where to start with this monstrosity of a flick. if it wasn't for the obvious faces and lightsabers it would just be the usual high budget flick with the thinking that fancy effects and explosions will make a 'movie' good. fucking wrong.
i couldnt tell if it was at the start, beginning or end due to the lack of structure and plot - infact im still struggling to see what the plot was? the whole thing dragged out to see some old fuck standing on the cliffs - greeeaat.
what really fucking me off was how they mocked the dark side to be a laughing stock. that pathetic joke making the clone troopers run away when kylo was throwing a tantrum.
-kylo was meant to be the evil sith boss but actually got KILLED by a girl using a lightsaber for the FIRST FUCKING TIME. the fucking dindu put up a good fight, they both have zero fucking knowledge in using one, let alone the force in general. what the fuck?
how can anyone possible criticise the prequels with pieces of liberal shit like this one? there were no characters in TFA with any presence, or something that made you think 'wow i like this guy'. the prequels had mace windu, anakin, obi wan, darth vader, darth maul, etc. what did this one have? the characters were fucking dull as fuck, im actually angry as im typing this i just cant get over what i just watched and i need to vent it somewhere.
trust disney to fuck up this bad. i dont even need to mention (but i will anyway) the obvious racism with the dark side being all white, and the 'goodies' being a melting pot of spics, chinks, dindus, females etc. how can this racism even be allowed?
sadly ticket sales determine the success of a film, and so people will feel obligated to think this flick was good but in reality it was tediously boring, which lacked a plot, characters with any redeeming qualities, and made the dark side a joke.
gr8 b8 m8
>>64208319
so its established the prequels are the best in the star wars trilogy?
>>64208319
He is right. TFA was bad.
ITT: cinema buzzwords
I'll start:
>soul
>fun
>entertainment
>tour de force
>epic
When where you when Quentin Tarantinos first flopped movie was made?
>>64207084
>70 mm almost 3 hour western is a worse movie than a childrens flick
what went wrong
>>64207371
it was written and directed by a cuck.
>>64207084
>what is Death Proof
>what is My Best Friend's Birthday
What did you think was wrong in this film, /tv/?
>>64207040
I thought the plot wasn't well stablished.
They kept the viewer in the the dark for too long.
literally reddit tbqh f.am
>>64207145
>thriller doesnt spell it out right away
reddit please
Anyone else think he was forced to sell his entire franchise to the Jews? I mean say what you want about his post-original sequel abilities as a filmmaker, but at least he didn't try to sell people the same movie but with trendy differences. It seems weird that the first thing the Jews do when they finally have this profitable empire is sell the exact same movie back to us but with absurd changes.
>>64206860
Really? I'm not even racist, but everyone significant person involved with the series now is Jewish. Everyone except the female producer and the director of the one of the three sequels.
Also Disney is owned by a Jewish company.
>>64206819
Lucas is an honorary Jew.
When he couldn't milk it anymore with his progressively shittier revised editions, he sold the whole thing so he could roll in shekels for the rest of his life whilst making shit movies that no one wants to see.
I hope you guys realise that all the Finn/Rey relationship suggestions are just a red herring for the fact that Finn and Po are going to be in a homosexual relationship next episode.
It'll go something like this:
>Rey comes back from training
>sees Finn for the first time in months
>thinks he sees her
>runs to kiss him in a flurry
>Finn runs past her and kisses Po, who's just returned from a mission
I wouldnt be mad
Poe is probably going to die in VIII. As much as I like Oscar as an actor it's obvious his character is only there to serve Finn, in a story sense.Also in a sexual sense.
>3-minute sex scene with Poe giving Finn a blowjob while "It's 2017" flashes in red and white across the screen
BRAVO JJ
So im watching Lethal weapon, this seems weird to me.
Why would this mother bring her kids with her to barge in on their father, completely nude, taking a bath, to give him a birthday cake.
All these kids are positioned above him so they are looking directly down at his big black cock.
Who does this? Why not surprise him on his way down for breakfast?
HES NOT GONNA EAT THE FUCKING CAKE IN THE BATH IS HE?
what you didn't know was his birthday wish was to eat cake in the bath while getting a sweet bj and have his kids sing him happy birthday
it was in the Lethal Weapon novelization
>>64206143
>it was in the Lethal Weapon novelization
10/10
>>64205982
It was a scene to depict the savagery of the American negro.
>The reason why I’m frustrated with much of the dialog I’ve seen about TFA online is because we have, for the first time, been given a really incredible heroine who does not fall into the Tomb Raider-leather-pants-wearing-mentor-to-the-ordinary-dude mold, and yet, all of these folks I followed were posting 90% Poe/Finn gifs and fanart and screenshots
>The conversation was not about Rey. The conversation was about whether or not Poe and Finn would hook up in some distant future, and even if they didn’t, talking about how hot it was to imagine anyway
http://maggie-stiefvater.tumblr.com/post/136059320736/do-you-like-star-wars
Feminists triggered over Poe/Finn, kek.
>>64205815
So is /pol/
>waaaaah the gays are appeased what about us womyn
>>64205848
they live in symbiosis
Just watched it. Aside from Rey being a shitty Mary Sue to a T, it was an amazing movie.
I really liked it when the people who posted on this website were articulate enough to state an opinion without shitting "Mary Sue" out of their mouths
Enjoy being the only person in your class to have typed the word 'mary sue' when the holidays are over, you adolescent reject.
>>64204867
I couldn't care less if Rey is a Mary Sue, it's probably the most pathetic criticism I have ever read. TFA, at least had a feel of the OT, which was lacking in the PT.
>>64204969
They beauty about having words for things is that you don't need to explain everytime what that thing is.
Of course if you're too illiterate to understand certain words I can't help you
>Order a bombing mission
>Don't send any bombers
Is General Leia retarded? Where the hell were the Y-Wings?
>>64203429
She's been on space cocaine for years
They didnt respond well with focus groups compared to the high positive responses associated with the X-wings
>>64203429
Because combat roles weren't even considered. Mixed sorties would have been too realistic and not casual and accessible enough for crowds.
X-Wings do carry bomb loads, but that's beside the point.
Daily reminder that Luke is wearing basically a longer and lighter version of his Tatooine costume from Return of the Jedi
>>64202338
You know the reason he only got 10 seconds of screentime was because he's out of shape. Another 2 years and they'll be able to make him filmable.
Oh no a Jedi is wearing Jedi robes????
>>64202420
>implying he isn't already filmable
Theres no such thing as perfect but sometimes its hard to find a flaw with a film. Lets discuss it.
ITT: Movies that are more or less perfect or flawless
I'd go so far as to almost call this one kino, actually
>>64200749
Whats the deal with this movie? I've never seen it. It looks so serious and played straight yet I hear that its satire? Plus David O Russel seems like a butthurt hack from the films of his I've seen. Convince me to watch it.
Prove me wrong.
