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2015-12-28 23:53:57 Post No.64210149
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Can we have an on topic thread about this film?

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Anonymous 2015-12-28 23:55:43 Post No.64210205
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Anonymous 2015-12-28 23:55:43 Post No.64210205 [Report]

I wanna give Mara the ol' li'Carol

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BigBeast (ID: !SelenaSkOM) 2015-12-29 00:00:19 Post No.64210361
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BigBeast (ID: !SelenaSkOM) 2015-12-29 00:00:19 Post No.64210361 [Report]

I fapped.

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Anonymous 2015-12-29 00:00:57 Post No.64210380
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>>64210149
>"Kate, I just watched House of Cards season 2. Are you okay? Did that train hurt you??"
>"Sis, it's four in the morning, I was asleep."
>"But Kate, I–"
>"I filmed that scene in 2013, Rooney, I'm fine, it was a tv show. How do you still not get this? You're in more things than I am!"
>"I w-was just worried..."
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Anonymous
2015-12-28 23:28:42 Post No.64209255
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Anonymous 2015-12-28 23:28:42 Post No. 64209255 [Report] [View thread]

Now Disney own Lucasfilm, will they finally release the original trilogy on blu-ray without all the shit Lucas put in it?

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Swaglord 2015-12-28 23:31:59 Post No.64209343
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Swaglord 2015-12-28 23:31:59 Post No.64209343 [Report]

>>64209255
"Oo-la-wang choo koo-chee-pa-tie tan-ga ris-pa ta ya lee oh
Yo, ahh, yal-lie"
What did he mean by this?

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Anonymous 2015-12-28 23:33:12 Post No.64209380
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Anonymous 2015-12-28 23:33:12 Post No.64209380 [Report]

>>64209255
Why bother? It wouldn't be canon.

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Anonymous 2015-12-28 23:33:20 Post No.64209389
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Anonymous 2015-12-28 23:33:20 Post No.64209389 [Report]

Unless Lucas somehow kept the rights to the unaltered trilogy I don't see why not. It would be just extra money for Disney.

Anonymous
2015-12-28 23:04:42 Post No.64208471
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Anonymous 2015-12-28 23:04:42 Post No. 64208471 [Report] [View thread]

Just marathoned TFA. Literally what was the purpose of this scene?

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Anonymous 2015-12-28 23:05:39 Post No.64208498
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Anonymous 2015-12-28 23:05:39 Post No.64208498 [Report]

>>64208471
to introduce the cool looking red armor thugs

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Anonymous 2015-12-28 23:06:25 Post No.64208520
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Anonymous 2015-12-28 23:06:25 Post No.64208520 [Report]

Oy m8 imma blaster ya in the gabba git

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Anonymous 2015-12-28 23:07:00 Post No.64208542
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Anonymous 2015-12-28 23:07:00 Post No.64208542 [Report]

>>64208471

To establish Han Solo to people who haven't seen the OT, which is probably a good 30% of the audience

I agree the scene was dumb and was by far the weakest part of the film (as was the whole middle act) but if you can't work out why it was shoe-horned in you're a fucking idiot

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TFA is fucking SHIT 2015-12-28 22:58:18 Post No.64208280
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TFA is fucking SHIT Anonymous 2015-12-28 22:58:18 Post No. 64208280 [Report] [View thread]

What the fuck did i just watch? no seriously, what the fuck?

i dont know where to start with this monstrosity of a flick. if it wasn't for the obvious faces and lightsabers it would just be the usual high budget flick with the thinking that fancy effects and explosions will make a 'movie' good. fucking wrong.

i couldnt tell if it was at the start, beginning or end due to the lack of structure and plot - infact im still struggling to see what the plot was? the whole thing dragged out to see some old fuck standing on the cliffs - greeeaat.

what...
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Anonymous 2015-12-28 22:59:29 Post No.64208319
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Anonymous 2015-12-28 22:59:29 Post No.64208319 [Report]

gr8 b8 m8

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Anonymous 2015-12-28 23:01:14 Post No.64208371
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Anonymous 2015-12-28 23:01:14 Post No.64208371 [Report]

>>64208319
so its established the prequels are the best in the star wars trilogy?

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Anonymous 2015-12-28 23:01:27 Post No.64208378
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Anonymous 2015-12-28 23:01:27 Post No.64208378 [Report]

>>64208319
He is right. TFA was bad.

Anonymous
2015-12-28 22:36:07 Post No.64207436
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Anonymous 2015-12-28 22:36:07 Post No. 64207436 [Report] [View thread]

ITT: cinema buzzwords

I'll start:

>soul

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Anonymous 2015-12-28 22:36:50 Post No.64207466
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Anonymous 2015-12-28 22:36:50 Post No.64207466 [Report]

>fun
>entertainment

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Anonymous 2015-12-28 22:36:50 Post No.64207467
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Anonymous 2015-12-28 22:36:50 Post No.64207467 [Report]

>tour de force

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Anonymous 2015-12-28 22:36:52 Post No.64207468
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Anonymous 2015-12-28 22:36:52 Post No.64207468 [Report]

>epic

Anonymous
2015-12-28 22:26:30 Post No.64207084
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Anonymous 2015-12-28 22:26:30 Post No. 64207084 [Report] [View thread]

When where you when Quentin Tarantinos first flopped movie was made?

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Anonymous 2015-12-28 22:34:29 Post No.64207371
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>>64207084
>70 mm almost 3 hour western is a worse movie than a childrens flick

what went wrong

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Anonymous 2015-12-28 22:35:05 Post No.64207400
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Anonymous 2015-12-28 22:35:05 Post No.64207400 [Report]

>>64207371
it was written and directed by a cuck.

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Anonymous 2015-12-28 22:36:04 Post No.64207431
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Anonymous 2015-12-28 22:36:04 Post No.64207431 [Report]

>>64207084
>what is Death Proof
>what is My Best Friend's Birthday

Anonymous
2015-12-28 22:25:27 Post No.64207040
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Anonymous 2015-12-28 22:25:27 Post No. 64207040 [Report] [View thread]

What did you think was wrong in this film, /tv/?

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Anonymous 2015-12-28 22:28:17 Post No.64207145
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Anonymous 2015-12-28 22:28:17 Post No.64207145 [Report]

>>64207040
I thought the plot wasn't well stablished.
They kept the viewer in the the dark for too long.

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Anonymous 2015-12-28 22:28:41 Post No.64207165
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Anonymous 2015-12-28 22:28:41 Post No.64207165 [Report]

literally reddit tbqh f.am

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Anonymous 2015-12-28 22:29:17 Post No.64207178
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Anonymous 2015-12-28 22:29:17 Post No.64207178 [Report]

>>64207145
>thriller doesnt spell it out right away

reddit please

Anonymous
2015-12-28 22:20:11 Post No.64206819
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Anonymous 2015-12-28 22:20:11 Post No. 64206819 [Report] [View thread]

Anyone else think he was forced to sell his entire franchise to the Jews? I mean say what you want about his post-original sequel abilities as a filmmaker, but at least he didn't try to sell people the same movie but with trendy differences. It seems weird that the first thing the Jews do when they finally have this profitable empire is sell the exact same movie back to us but with absurd changes.

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Anonymous 2015-12-28 22:21:11 Post No.64206860
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Anonymous 2015-12-28 22:21:11 Post No.64206860 [Report]

>>>/pol/

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Anonymous 2015-12-28 22:22:18 Post No.64206912
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Anonymous 2015-12-28 22:22:18 Post No.64206912 [Report]

>>64206860
Really? I'm not even racist, but everyone significant person involved with the series now is Jewish. Everyone except the female producer and the director of the one of the three sequels.

Also Disney is owned by a Jewish company.

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Anonymous 2015-12-28 22:23:56 Post No.64206982
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Anonymous 2015-12-28 22:23:56 Post No.64206982 [Report]

>>64206819
Lucas is an honorary Jew.

When he couldn't milk it anymore with his progressively shittier revised editions, he sold the whole thing so he could roll in shekels for the rest of his life whilst making shit movies that no one wants to see.

Anonymous
2015-12-28 21:59:00 Post No.64206047
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Anonymous 2015-12-28 21:59:00 Post No. 64206047 [Report] [View thread]

I hope you guys realise that all the Finn/Rey relationship suggestions are just a red herring for the fact that Finn and Po are going to be in a homosexual relationship next episode.

It'll go something like this:

>Rey comes back from training
>sees Finn for the first time in months
>thinks he sees her
>runs to kiss him in a flurry
>Finn runs past her and kisses Po, who's just returned from a mission

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Anonymous 2015-12-28 22:03:43 Post No.64206226
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Anonymous 2015-12-28 22:03:43 Post No.64206226 [Report]

I wouldnt be mad

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Anonymous 2015-12-28 22:09:08 Post No.64206407
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Anonymous 2015-12-28 22:09:08 Post No.64206407 [Report]

Poe is probably going to die in VIII. As much as I like Oscar as an actor it's obvious his character is only there to serve Finn, in a story sense. ~~Also in a sexual sense.~~

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Anonymous 2015-12-28 22:12:34 Post No.64206545
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Anonymous 2015-12-28 22:12:34 Post No.64206545 [Report]

>3-minute sex scene with Poe giving Finn a blowjob while "It's 2017" flashes in red and white across the screen

BRAVO JJ

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2015-12-28 21:56:57 Post No.64205982
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Anonymous 2015-12-28 21:56:57 Post No. 64205982 [Report] [View thread]

So im watching Lethal weapon, this seems weird to me.

Why would this mother bring her kids with her to barge in on their father, completely nude, taking a bath, to give him a birthday cake.

All these kids are positioned above him so they are looking directly down at his big black cock.

Who does this? Why not surprise him on his way down for breakfast?

HES NOT GONNA EAT THE FUCKING CAKE IN THE BATH IS HE?

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Anonymous 2015-12-28 22:01:33 Post No.64206143
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Anonymous 2015-12-28 22:01:33 Post No.64206143 [Report]

what you didn't know was his birthday wish was to eat cake in the bath while getting a sweet bj and have his kids sing him happy birthday

it was in the Lethal Weapon novelization

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Anonymous 2015-12-28 22:05:46 Post No.64206295
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Anonymous 2015-12-28 22:05:46 Post No.64206295 [Report]

>>64206143
>it was in the Lethal Weapon novelization
10/10

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Anonymous 2015-12-28 22:06:51 Post No.64206328
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>>64205982
It was a scene to depict the savagery of the American negro.

Anonymous
2015-12-28 21:52:03 Post No.64205815
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Anonymous 2015-12-28 21:52:03 Post No. 64205815 [Report] [View thread]

>The reason why I’m frustrated with much of the dialog I’ve seen about TFA online is because we have, for the first time, been given a really incredible heroine who does not fall into the Tomb Raider-leather-pants-wearing-mentor-to-the-ordinary-dude mold, and yet, all of these folks I followed were posting 90% Poe/Finn gifs and fanart and screenshots

>The conversation was not about Rey. The conversation was about whether or not Poe and Finn would hook up in some distant future, and even if they didn’t, talking...
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Anonymous 2015-12-28 21:53:13 Post No.64205848
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>>64205815
So is /pol/

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Anonymous 2015-12-28 21:53:55 Post No.64205874
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Anonymous 2015-12-28 21:53:55 Post No.64205874 [Report]

>waaaaah the gays are appeased what about us womyn

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Anonymous 2015-12-28 21:54:28 Post No.64205892
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Anonymous 2015-12-28 21:54:28 Post No.64205892 [Report]

>>64205848

they live in symbiosis

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2015-12-28 21:25:09 Post No.64204867
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Anonymous 2015-12-28 21:25:09 Post No. 64204867 [Report] [View thread]

Just watched it. Aside from Rey being a shitty Mary Sue to a T, it was an amazing movie.

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Anonymous 2015-12-28 21:27:47 Post No.64204969
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Anonymous 2015-12-28 21:27:47 Post No.64204969 [Report]

I really liked it when the people who posted on this website were articulate enough to state an opinion without shitting "Mary Sue" out of their mouths

Enjoy being the only person in your class to have typed the word 'mary sue' when the holidays are over, you adolescent reject.

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Anonymous 2015-12-28 21:29:24 Post No.64205034
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>>64204867
I couldn't care less if Rey is a Mary Sue, it's probably the most pathetic criticism I have ever read. TFA, at least had a feel of the OT, which was lacking in the PT.

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Anonymous 2015-12-28 21:29:27 Post No.64205036
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Anonymous 2015-12-28 21:29:27 Post No.64205036 [Report]

>>64204969

They beauty about having words for things is that you don't need to explain everytime what that thing is.

Of course if you're too illiterate to understand certain words I can't help you

Anonymous
2015-12-28 20:45:34 Post No.64203429
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Anonymous 2015-12-28 20:45:34 Post No. 64203429 [Report] [View thread]

>Order a bombing mission
>Don't send any bombers

Is General Leia retarded? Where the hell were the Y-Wings?

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Anonymous 2015-12-28 20:46:09 Post No.64203445
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Anonymous 2015-12-28 20:46:09 Post No.64203445 [Report]

>>64203429
She's been on space cocaine for years

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Anonymous 2015-12-28 20:46:50 Post No.64203467
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Anonymous 2015-12-28 20:46:50 Post No.64203467 [Report]

They didnt respond well with focus groups compared to the high positive responses associated with the X-wings

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Anonymous 2015-12-28 20:47:46 Post No.64203507
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Anonymous 2015-12-28 20:47:46 Post No.64203507 [Report]

>>64203429

Because combat roles weren't even considered. Mixed sorties would have been too realistic and not casual and accessible enough for crowds.

X-Wings do carry bomb loads, but that's beside the point.

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2015-12-28 20:15:00 Post No.64202338
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Anonymous 2015-12-28 20:15:00 Post No. 64202338 [Report] [View thread]

Daily reminder that Luke is wearing basically a longer and lighter version of his Tatooine costume from Return of the Jedi

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Anonymous 2015-12-28 20:17:25 Post No.64202420
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>>64202338
You know the reason he only got 10 seconds of screentime was because he's out of shape. Another 2 years and they'll be able to make him filmable.

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Anonymous 2015-12-28 20:18:06 Post No.64202448
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Anonymous 2015-12-28 20:18:06 Post No.64202448 [Report]

Oh no a Jedi is wearing Jedi robes????

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Anonymous 2015-12-28 20:18:37 Post No.64202467
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>>64202420
>implying he isn't already filmable

Anonymous
2015-12-28 19:25:34 Post No.64200603
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Anonymous 2015-12-28 19:25:34 Post No. 64200603 [Report] [View thread]

Theres no such thing as perfect but sometimes its hard to find a flaw with a film. Lets discuss it.

ITT: Movies that are more or less perfect or flawless

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Anonymous 2015-12-28 19:29:57 Post No.64200749
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I'd go so far as to almost call this one kino, actually

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Anonymous 2015-12-28 19:33:46 Post No.64200887
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>>64200749
Whats the deal with this movie? I've never seen it. It looks so serious and played straight yet I hear that its satire? Plus David O Russel seems like a butthurt hack from the films of his I've seen. Convince me to watch it.

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Anonymous 2015-12-28 19:47:17 Post No.64201350
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Prove me wrong.