http://mashable.com/2015/12/23/force-awakens-is-no-remake/#CKvCqHqpisql
>Have you seen the original? You have? Great. Just wanted to make sure. Because that means you know it doesn't start with the massacre of a small village of innocents, doesn't end with the surprise discovery of a galactic hermit, doesn't have a vision sparked by a lightsaber at its exact centerpoint, right? I'm wondering in what way you see those plot-crucial moments existing in A New Hope.
Did we follow the daring escape of a random Stormtrooper in Darth Vader's legions? Because I don't remember that, either. Nor do I remember a woman in virtual serfdom being the main protagonist and focus of the Force. I do recall the bartender at the Mos Eisley Cantina being a thousand-year-old mystic who can see into your soul and drives the plot forward in important — no, wait, he was a surly dude who was racist about droids.
Contrarian retards BTFO
>>64158840
>general plot is the same
>they even build a THIRD fucking Death Star
>''THERE WAS NO DUDE CALLED FINN THEY ARE NOT REMAKES BTFO''
Take your clickbait article and shitty post to reddit
Lmao the people who don't like TFA are a smalllll minority, the fact that Mashable made an article defending insecure normalfag opinions is hilarious. Guess we're getting to them.
Also,
>Browing Mashable
Wait, is it true that Toy Story 2 is considered worst of the three? It's actually by far my favourite one
same here
TS 3 is the worst
1>2=3
What are /tv/'s views of the Human Centipede series?
Which one was the best?
>>64158794
2. Watching the guy get impatient waiting for them to shit making fart noises with the orchestra conductor manners killed me for some reason. Everything else is boring.
2 > 1 > 3
Just like almost every other trilogy.
>>64158794
2 has a purpose and does everything it can to fulfill that purpose effectively.
>Got a 21 year old Kate Winslet to show her tits on film
How can one man be so based?
JIM CAN
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Jimmy is going to fuck Disney's shit up so hard.
>>64158729
How much did they pay Jim to grace their shitty flick award show?
So what is his best movie?
>>64158573
Total recall. If you disagree you may be a homosexual. Just something to think about.
>>64158573
The one where he's Danny Devito's twin
The pacifier
http://www.boxofficemojo.com/
Avaturd
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>Its wont make 1billion dollars
>Star Wars is shit
Anything else to say furfaggots?
>>64158552
Star Wars is literal shit compared to Avatar I mean the plot for the movie is pure monkey shit.
>>64158552
>furfaggotry is the #1 fetish of the world of all time
how did this happen?
>>64158552
Star Wars is a sprinter, Avatar is a marathon runner
Star Wars will run out of breath soon while Avatar still made $30 million on its 8th weekend in theaters
Boggles my fucking mind Leonard would rather be with Penny than Alex.
What a qt
>>64158323
Boggles my fucking mind that Leonard could be aTRAITOR
>tfw no Tawny gf
What was he shooting at?
>>64158111
at the bush
he needed a cover up story
>>64158111
GOD
>>64158111
them trips.
Elizabeth Banks has amazing comedic timing
>>64158082
10/10 feet
>>64158179
One of my feet is flat from the military
>>64158205
Just like your head
/tv/ related controversial opinions
I fucking hate French New Wave
>>64157902
Why do you hate it?
I just hate godard, who for some reason has become the face of the frenc new wave
>>64157973
Try Vardes
New here. Why do cinephiles share a slash with television drones?
>>64157818
Leave while you still can. All the posters who care about real cinema are already gone.
>>64157818
It's the same business.. Like asking why baseball and basketball are both a sport.
Because we're still delusional that mook will make /film/
>I'm the best there is
>The best there was
>And the best there ever is going to be
isn't that the guy who died?
john cena?
>>64157800
>best there ever is going to be
>watching The Martian
>suddently a Chinese scenes comes out because we need the Chinese audience or some shit
>no subtitles
Tell me what they were talking about, /tv/
>We mus fly ow wockets, save Matt Damon
>We mus no fly wockets
>We mus fly wockets and steal US secwets
>Quick, call Mr Miyagi
we have a rocket being prepped for solar exploration and they don't know this
this is a good opportunity to use it
but what about the solar missions
this is a better trade
YES
i had this fucking problem
none of the webrips have english hardcoded subs for that scene
ended up downloading these and watching it via pc
http://www.opensubtitles.org/en/subtitles/6433949/the-martian-en
How does this make you feel?
http://www.businessinsider.com/box-office-star-wars-the-force-awakens-is-fastest-ever-to-earn-1-billion-2015-12
>>64157617
TFA / Disney on Suicide Watch, Flop of the decade. They still haven't made any money off Star Wars, and they owe 4Billion to Lucas.
>>64158623
you do realize the 4billion they paid him wasn't just in cash right...................................
Why is Kylo Ren so based /tv/?
He obviously has Asperger's
>>64157580
he's only based in appearance
his tantrums are literally reddit
Was it autism
