Was it rape?
>>64024420
why is everyone saying he's ugly, he looks fine here
>>64024444
because he was heavily cgi'd in this scene to remove all his moles
>tfw everyone I know says I look like this guy
Why did Luke Skywalker get a nose job?
>>64020080
Whoever did his facial surgury did a decent job of saving him TBQH
On January 11, 1977 Mark Hamill got into a car accident that fractured his nose and left cheekbone.
>>64020080
Because a wampa whomped him.
What happened to the Alliance fleet? Were all these ships decommissioned after the Battle of Endor?Also, Return of the Jedi had the best space battles... when all those rebel ships go into hyperspace... that was some good cinema.
>>64016848
Bump because that space battle was BASED AF. It easily cancels out the ewok stuff everyone gets butthurt about
>>64017638
>>64016848
They're now in the New Republic fleet, and 'most' of them were probably destroyed when Starkiller base blown out planets where they were stationed.
I'm sorry anon.
>>64017638
Agreed.
post high test actresses
Emily would be 10/10 waifu if she didn't have shit feet
Did anyone else think that the movie was way too fast paced and would have benefited greatly if it was done as a TV series? There were so many interesting things that could have been explored, characters developed over the course of a few sentences.
>>64221280
It's JJ directing, he thinks the audience will get bored if there isnt an explosion every five minutes
The crammed too much plot into one movie, same problem as a new hope. But this film is even worse.
>>64221280
Maybe if it wasn't non stop action and we had time for the characters to talk to each other.
This movie tried to go over board and it didn't even feel like star wars.
Honest question: Do girls like Rey?
Are they buying her toys? Are they playing pretend as her? Do they want to dress up as her for Halloween?
Can someone with younger sisters/cousins, or someone who works with kids, or any active pedophiles posting here answer this for me?
>>64219936
Well my wife's kids have been playing as Rey and Finn since I took them to see the movie, so I guess that's something
>>64219982
>my wife's kids
no meme answers please, guys
>>64219936
Yes. She's pretty inspirational. Kids are able to imagine she had a hard life, enjoy seeing her succeed and make friends, and want to be awesome and good like her. Rey is a simple, pure character, and it was incredibly frustrating to look for toys of her to give and have them be sold out everywhere last week.
Hey /tv/ say something nice about Adam Driver
>>64216905
at least he's not a manlet
>>64216905
He doesn't have a shitty voice.
OUTER
Luke to Jabba: "You can profit by this or be destroyed. It's your choice but I warn you not to underestimate my power."
That sounds like an absolute, something a Sith would say, not a Jedi. How can you explain this, /tv/?
A long time ago in a galaxy far far away was actually Hell.
"Only a sith deals in absolutes" is an absolute.
Obi-wan was a sith.
George Lucas is a stupid piece of shit. Who gives a fuck.
Be honest, when talking about this show with friends and family do you use he or she pronouns?
>>64205870
She. Jenner is an awful person and should be killed with a shovel but I wasnt raised to be an asshole.
He. He is Bruce Jenner. He was born with a penis. He was born with XY chromosomes. He was born with testicles. Whether he chooses to undergo hormone treatment, grow fake tits or get his cock chopped off, is of no concern to me. That is his prerogative. MY prerogative is to refer to HIM by the pronoun that WE normal, well-adjusted people use.
Fuck your "it's the current year" analogy. I choose to call him a man, because that's exactly what he fucking is. Here endeth the LESSON.
>>64205870
I don't have friends or family
>this triggers the redditors
>>64221784
Oh hey Max. Btw you're the son of a murderer and can't write for shit and only working because neptoism.
Landis is a feminist. He literally said he was. You know what's worse then a feminist? A man feminist
Honestly OP, you're the redditor for disliking the movie so much.
Can you take your butthurt back there with you?
Do you find this clip from Family Guy funny?
'[;[[
>>64219317
Nothing in Family Guy ever has been, nor ever likely will be, funny.
>>64219398
hey reddit
The most intelligent scifi show I think I've ever seen. Space ships with real physics, realpolitik between interplanetary governments, engaging and sometimes deeply flawed characters. Space battles! Mystery! Beautiful set design and sfx (I mean absolutely stunning and believable)!
Why isn't tv talking about The Expanse?
and immediately buried under 8 gajillion star wars threads. what a shit board.
>>64219058
>realpolitik between interplanetary governments
But the intrigue is fucking terrible.
>>64219297
>>64219297
SPOILERS
SPOILERS
Really?I though the bit where evil UN India lady leaks false classified information to get a tell from the opposition was actually pretty intelligent. Plus, she managed to change her position on the "evil martians did it," given the new evidence which seems pretty ballsy given how entrenched her position is. Also, weren't you totally believing the martians blew up the ice carrier until evidence proved otherwise? Even when the Martian commander was proclaiming her innocence I thought it was bullshit until the last minute.
>"Rey isn't a Mary Sue!"
>malnourished scavenger fights off two men twice her size
>fumbles at first, then suddenly outmaneuvers 2 TIE fighters while flying through a scrapyard and though the inside of a ship
>master mechanic that can quickly identify problems with ships she's never flown on
>full on force vision from touching a lightsaber, hears Obiwan speaking
>never used a gun before, fumbles at first, then suddenly starts dropping storm troopers left and right
>Trained Sith Apprentice mind read barely works on her, then reads his mind in return
>Jedi mind trick on guard out of nowhere
>Trained force user Kylo Ren has trouble pulling lightsaber towards him, but it rockets towards Rey from 40 meters
>100 pound woman bests trained swordsman
A New Hope
>Luke saved by Obiwan from tusken raiders and bar thugs
>needs transport to Alderaan, asks pilot Han Solo
>Luke's elite squadron of X-wings picked off one by one by TIE fighters
>Vader almost blows him up, saved at the last second by Han
>Novice in the powers of The Force, can barely hear Obiwan speaking to him
>trained for years until Luke could use the Jedi mind trick
>has to focus his thoughts to grab his lightsaber from 2 meters away
Oh my god who fucking cares
>>64218588
hey reddit
> tfw no jedi gf
just wrap me tight in barbed wire and throw me down 100 flights of stairs already ;_;
Yaddle general
post yaddle
>>64216453
who is the alien of anal?
When will Yaddle make her grand return
she's a beast
>It'll never beat Avatar!
>It'll stop selling after the first 3 days!
>It'll be a critical flop!
Well, what do you have to say for yourself?
>>64214411
It's not going to beat Avatar
Also sweet dubs
>>64214411
yeah like many movies it's well ahead of Avatar's pace, for instance it's one day ahead of Jurassic World. JW finished around 1 and a half billion behind Avatar
so yeah keep dreaming, sport
I just watched this and I spent the entire movie repeating the words "This is reddit, this is memes, this is reddit, this is memes..." under my breath.
I fucking hated it. I was writhing around on the floor in front of my sofa for the last 30 minutes it was so painful.
DUDE REHASH OF A CHILDREN'S SPACE MOVIE LMAO
If you liked it you're in the wrong place
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