Choose the best movie in the Star Wars saga or suffer the consequences.
>>64222770
Empire Strikes Back
My fav?
RoTJ, no contest.
Empire Strikes Back
I guarantee you this thing was all JJ's idea, the guy is such a hack writer that loves blowing planets up
This thing can make somewhat sense if it's a combination of technology and Snookie's dark side powers. However it's still the worst part of TFA by far
>>64215845
Tell that to kanjiklub.
You're still upset about Vulcan aren't you
>>64215845
Where do you think they put the pile of dirt from digging that hole?
>BRUNI: It’s funny that you use the word “machine” for the latest “Star Wars,” because it did seem to me a carefully rigged, painstakingly wired delivery system for the highest dose imaginable of pharmaceutical-grade nostalgia. I experienced it as a pastiche of all of the most beloved themes, sequences, plot lines and visual tropes that appeared in one or more of the first three “Star Wars” movies.
>DOUTHAT: But “The Force Awakens” is, as you say, just a pastiche of … the original trilogy. And even that’s being a little kind, since it borrows only a couple of elements from “Empire Strikes Back” and “Return of the Jedi” and mostly hews so closely to the 1977 “Star Wars: Episode IV — A New Hope” script that it’s almost just a straight remake or reboot.
>Where Lucas gave us all of cinematic history in a galaxy far, far away, in other words, Abrams has just given us a handsome, well-acted George Lucas fan film.
>DOUTHAT: I don’t object to people enjoying a Lucas fan film, or escaping into it! (Although you may be underestimating how much of Trump’s reality-TV showboating is likewise a form of escapism for his fans, a different way of escaping the Mos Eisley cantina of politics-as-usual.) But I do think it’s a little strange how fully movie critics embraced the hype, especially just a month after the “Hunger Games” saga — a genre pastiche whose originality puts Abrams’s flick to shame — wrapped up to more indifferent or dutiful reviews. Nostalgia is the real Force, it turns out.
JJ BTFO
And the link; http://mobile.nytimes.com/blogs/opinionator/2015/12/28/escaping-to-a-galaxy-far-far-away/
They arent kind to joy either
>>64210509
They don't give a fuck. They just want you to see it. Hell, they don't give a fuck if you see it, they just want you to buy tickets and toys.
>>64210509
more important, trump fans btfo
Christmas Edition
Reminder Clara is the best NuWho companion and Donna is pigshit
Previously on /who/: >>64049416 →
/who/ else here listens to The Chimes of Midnight every Christmas Eve?
It's comfy af.
>>64068103
>No McCoy in that pic
How the fuck can you forget the best Doctor?
>>64068157
But McGann IS in there, anon.
What do you think of the conflict that's happening over the fact whether Rey is a "Mary Sue" or not
Also what is your personal opinion?
It's funny.
She is one, so it's making it even funnier.
First wookie Rey meets. Can speak Wookie.
First BB Droid Rey meets. Can speak BB.
First Lightsaber Rey grips. Can duel practiced ex-jedi.
First time piloting MF. Better pilot then Han Yolo.
>Not Mary Sue
Make one change to the Force Awakens that would improve the story or characters. If your post is dubs we catalog it and the changes are canon.
I'll start:
>Rey is desperate to get off Jakku and possibly find her family, she's working to get enough portions/credits to purchase/repair a ship, opting against paying for passage off the planet: She's determined to own her very own ship
the force only allows people to communicate with their butt cheeks
Adam driver doesn't wear a mask rolling
>>64226337
Han Solo doesn't act like a caricature of himself
>all these TFA apologists
They're everywhere, guys.
This is the only place that still stands as a bastion of individual thought.
I'm scared.
Hold me, /tv/...
;_;
Welcome home, anon. You faggot.
>>64225224
TFA was awesome, better than the prequels, I loved it 8/10
>>64225224
>/tv/
>Individual thought
Top kek. This place only cares about memes and having a contrarion opinion.
>"Shoot these members of the enemy faction who set up a defensive line and fired upon our ships? No way, this isn't right!"
>10 minutes later
>blows up 30 people who presumably grew up with him because he was caught committing treason
>also blows up flight deck controllers and desk jockeys
>WOOOOOP THERE IT IS
>WOOOOOP THERE IT IS
>WOOOOOP THERE IT IS
>DID YOU SEE THAT?
>presumably
indeed
>>64224441
It's a movie made for children
>>64224441
Yeah that seemed pretty weird to me. I was fine with him being a stormtrooper and leaving but he pretty much mass murdered everyone in the hanger bay
What went so goddamn wrong?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YnQv_1uWKmc
they never had any talent and were howard stern ripoffs and jim just plain is not funny
>>64223557
Opie is permanently cucked by stern but neither jim or ant ever seemed to give much of a shit about the feud. Also jim is hilarious, your opinion is incorrect.
O&A for me was just a catalyst to discovering East Side Dave, Pepper Hicks, and Gavin McInnes
TACS is pretty decent now, but it's the other shows that make it worth the money. ESDS is going to be amazing.
What went wrong?
>>64222976
T E L L
>>64222976
George, unfiltered.
Revenge of the Sith is better than The Force Awakens
What an awful fucking character.
>>64222567
i was suprised at how terrible the monster CGI was the entire movie
>>64222567
Hello 4chan
there's no reason why she had to be cg and not practical effects.
why does hollywood still think that they can make a believable cartoon that interacts with real live actors in the same scene? she looked so goddam goofy
The Sex Storm lands tomorrow.
And reminder Tilda Swinton for Doctor, Hayley Atwell for companion, and that Clara is worse than Rose.
Last time >>64025566
reminder that the greatest sex storm of all time will occur tomorrow evening
>>64049483
Well there goes the thread...
>hateful eight
>there's actually ten
Why, Quentin? Why lie?
>>64222037
the driver has almost no lines
basement man is a surprise
>>64222342
Both count, negguh and they have more lines than Senor Bob and General Smithers.
RipO.B ;_;
You will be sorely missed.
I've had a feeling for years that SLJ is homosex. He is single, never dating, and is NEVER seen with other women. Why does he continue with this charade? It's [insert current year], like seriously, it's time.
anyone involved with theater in any way is bisexual at bare minimum
>>64220888
Gay actors get less work.
>implying you can't tell this face has sucked cock before
>Rey, did I ever tell you about the time Kylo Ren's mother, Chewie and I fought imperial pilots with light sabers when an emp disabled blasters? Oh yeah, chewie dual wielded them too.
>this shit is literally canon
>that bottom panel
quality work again Lucas
>>64220754
What the fuck?
Lightsabers, everywhere lightsabers!
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