What am I in for?
>>64464306
Select all images with Chloe
some shit acting by chloe... as usual... ha haha fucking bitch
>>64464306
Probably nothing special
Whats your favourite movie based on ww2?
Mine would have to be the pianist though i havnt seen many other ww2 movies
>the benis :DDDD
fug :D
>>64464067
>>64464067
I loved how the Pianist did its story.
Its hard to explain why but how they just tell him that the people that were fucked over and now I'm the one helping you just feels impactful.
>>64464117
Crazy ass japs
Is it viable to convert to Judaism to make it in Hollywood?
opposite of no
>>64463987
Cate Shortland did.
>>64463987
You can't convert to Judaism. You'll never be a true Jew.
>I don't know. I'm not a cat!
But was he?
Do you honestly see this thread becoming anything other than a haven for shitposting?
>I have enough anvils as it is!
But did he?
A Serious Man is for thinking.
Inside Llewyn Davis is for feeling.
How many midi-chlorians does the black guy have? After all, they reside "within all living cells".
>>64463881
3/5ths of other jedi and they're shaped like sickle cells
>>64463881
>>64463892
Hahah another racist thread great I love these :^) have an upvote good sir! I'll be sure to share this joke.
About 80% of the average
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“You only need to hang mean bastards, but mean bastards you need to hang.”
What did he mean by this? (seriously, what does that mean?)
Also, why didthe bitch want the redneck to kill Samuel Jackson? What was it to her whether or not he died?
Also also,why didn't Minnie disallow the obvious mexicans to come in before they shot up the place?
come on /tv/
Did anyone else get a boner when Samuel L Jackson was talking about getting a blowjob from a white boy? I had to stop the movie and have a wank.
>tfw my cinephile friend gave me a list of movies I should definitely watch
>3000 movies
>>64463747
Post it faggot.
>>64463773
why would I do that? it's too long
>>64463747
>having a friend
did they...?
I know I'd fuck him. All the homo.
He can do so much better. Probably gave her a pity lay 2bqh
>>64463702
He used to look a lot more asian back then.
The fact that so many posters still think that The Force Awakens is a "good movie” only tells you how far Reddit still is from leaving /tv/. Members of the patrician scene have long recognized that the best Star Wars movies are ANH and ROTS, who were not the best sellers of their time, let alone of all time. Redditors are still blinded by commercial success. TFA is the highest-grossing flick of all time (not true, by the way), therefore it must be the greatest. Patricians grow up watching a lot of films of the past. Redditors critics are often totally ignorant of the cinema of the past, they barely know the best sellers. No wonder they will think that JJ Abrams did anything worthy of being saved.
hello reddit!
And? I know that, you know that, /tv/ will still be shit no matter what. I think we need a new place far away from redditors, pedophiles, waifufags and tv show tards
ROTS isn't good, Anon. Sorry your thread didn't work.
Why Luke has robot hand? In ESB he had synthetic skin. Is it because of budget restrictions?
>>64463460
Probably because luke didn't care if he lost the skin or not.
Muh enlightened jedi ways and what not
so can detach it at a moments notice and replace it with a lightsaber chainsaw
>>64463460
Because it looks cooler.
The pussy slayer
the hooker layer
The confession maker
motherfucker say your prayers
Is there anything more pathetic than GoT fans?
>>64463456
star wars fans
4chaners
redditors
So im on a 3 hour car ride with mathew mchardtospelllastname and we are like 40 minutes away from where we were going and he fucking jerks the wheel while laughing and we crash into a fucking library.
What the fuck happened?
Coop sends himself into the black hole to reduce weight and gave Anne Hathaway the best chance for survival.
The black hole contains a tessaract, which Coop assumes was made by futuristic multidimensional humans. The ascended humans needed a method to read the gravity data from inside the black hole so they could exist in the first place, and the method of this transferal would be the love between Coop and Murph.
The tesseract is basically a 3-dimensional representation of the entire timeline of the library. Coop is able to manipulate things in the library such as the orientation of objects, etc, and the whole plan hinges on him using the room to send himself into the future so he can deliver the data to Murph, which requires Murph figuring out that the 'ghost' is her dad through the connection established in things like "STAY" and tugging on the watch's hands.
He completed his task of transmitting the data before being shunted through the wormhole in time to see he daughter die.
Thanks lol, i was roughly following it but when he got sucked into a black hole and started talking about "they" and he got saved, idk. I was hoping it would end differently. The road trip was fun but vegas sucked.
>The New Republic is also known as the Rebellion
I don't get it.
The rebellion is a proxy army funded by the new republic to destabilize the first order.
>>64463228
>funded by the new republic
alledgedly
>>64463245
Don't tell me you believe those Republic lies.
"star wars is such a shit franchise.
let's go over something real quick. in high school, they make you read books, and everything has meaning, right? the wilting rose is a metaphor for end of the roaring 20s. the teacup symbolizes the characters inability to deal with loss ---'are you sure? that doesn't make sense' ---"oh no it most certainly is, everything in literature has meaning, metaphor it's all there.".. For yeears this is what teachers are drilling into you, of course theyre right, that's the way it is.
then at film school i learned the same is true for film.. so-and-so's face is backlit because the director wanted to show that capitalism leads to darkness... the fence is missing some slats at the end to show that even in prison it is possible to fleeting moments of freedom, whatever... every lighting decision and position of the object or whatever, film is the highest form of art, yada yada..... nothing is a mistake, the door left open, the color of the wallpaper, the glance away, the choice of lens--in a well put together film, everything is deliberate, the aim being to convey whatever feeling or idea or further the theme
we're gonna get back to that in a minute
the original three star wars films were really cool. The special effects were the best ever, practical effects and matte paintings beat CGI any day, even now, still... CGI looks like shite compared to a huge oil matte painting and camera tricks, and if you don't agree or can't see it then you just have bad eyes... sorry to be so harsh but it's obviously true... my ears are bad, i don’t argue with audiophiles with high-end headphones and DACs about how much bitrate you need, so if you think CGI is good you shouldn’t argue with people with functional eyes
original star wars had cool characters even though there was some jokey shit in there with the ewoks or ewons or whatever the little things were, red letter media has a great series of videos breaking the original star wars down and comparing to episodes I II and III -- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FxKtZmQgxrI
episodes i ii and iii were so bad it was like that movie 'The Room' with that ugly long haired guy only it's worse because so much time and effort was spent making that crap. these are movies that appeal to 4-year olds because 4-year olds are mentally deficient... autists (actual ones) like these movies because there are no facial expressions or emotions to interpret. star wars fans will desperately try to find reasons to justify how theyre good, but if these weren’t branded ‘Star Wars’ and were just generic space opera movies, they would have a weird shitty cult following like those nigerian action movies and people would have ‘awkward star wars’ viewing parties.. they are genuine serious shit
after these movies were made, anyone who seriously thinks of them selves as a star wars fan is basically a toddler with a shiny lunchbox. youre taking a speeder to Naboo, the galactic counsil, me-sa show you to gungan.. how much time was spent going over the script making sure it had enough toddler words. theres almost more dignity being a furry than being a fan of this shit. and if you spend any time reading about it or thinking about it youll also know that george lucas is just hosing you down in the face.. this is a picture of how lucas treats his fans: http://www.museumsyndicate.com/images/8/73175.jpg (who can really blame him by the way)
>>64463130
2/10 would not meme
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