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>THIS ISNT EVEN MY FINAL FORM
Is he being humble here? Or does he really think that hes not one of the greatest unJUSTs in hollywood?
>>64613980
does it seem like he has big feet for a manlet
He really really does look good.
![mark-hamill1-300x1971[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/mPWfD8e.jpg "mark-hamill1-300x1971[1].jpg")
>>64613980
so happy for him. but yeah he needs to keep the facial hair, always.
Kylo, did I ever tell you about the time I took an apprentice who was smarter than you, stronger than you, more competent in the force, and able to kill three Jedi in one spin? I tried make him into a successful apprentice but he got overconfident and tried to replace me. For some reason I decided to fall asleep, knowing that my sociopathic and far more evil sith apprentice could kill me if he wanted to, and he electrocuted the shit out of me, beat me with an ugly stick, and lightly grazed my forehead with his lightsaber. Ultimately he failed to successfully kill me because...
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>>64613736
Decided to fall asleep? What, can the man not sleep now?
>>64613736
>implying Palpatine knew the extent of his powers
>implying he actually couldn't save himself from dying
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>>64615069
I think the "keep himself from dying" thing only applies to old age. He was like 70 in RotS, which means he'd be over 100 in RotJ.
Getting thrown into a reactor though...no one could survive that.
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Hey guys.
Remember when I got away with murder?
Still haven't apologised, lol
>>64613136
Apologize for godzilla you asshole
Dumb thread, obviously he hasn't murdered anyone. Anyway, what does /tv/ think of Ferris Bueller and WarGames? Classics of cinema imo.
>>64613193
g2b matt
Who is your favorite Star Wars hero and why is it luke?
First is Luke. Second isPoe.
>>64612812
inb4 literally-who side characters and eu shenanigans.but the answer is Han
Everyone prefer Han Solo
Men want to be him
Women want to date him
Daily reminder when the Avatar 2 trailer hits, most of the fuccbois who say it had no cultural impact are going to pretend they were huge fans all along.
I really think it's going to flop
The James Cameron box office juggernaut has NOT EVEN STARTED. The sequel to the biggest movie of all time, 8 years after the original, is going to crush Avatar's gross. $3B+
>>64612651
Cameron can reign box office gold with ORIGINAL IPs. With Cameron behind a goddamn sequel (Aliens, Terminator 2: Judgement Day), he's going to kick Disney's teeth in so hard they'll be shitting them for days.
wait it was announced?
Still cant believe this show is happening. Any 90s kid here looking forward to it? Im not sure if my son will like it
>>64612163
I could name ten other shows from the 90s I would have rather seen resurrected before this. I would have rather had a Step by Step reunion before this.
>>64612163
POP THAT PUSSY
>no olsen twins
into the trash it goes
Who has the second-richest film tradition in the world? Everyone knows the USA is #1, US invented cinema and pioneered everything in it.
Who has the next richest film tradition? Japanese film is a treasurehouse, but is the Japanese film tradition richer than France's? To some extent this calculation must depend on taste. Some people tend to like French film more, some Japanese. The French, however, do have some significant factors in their favor. The French claim to cinema greatness goes back as far as cinema itself, and has been a pretty much unbroken chain of excellence....
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France, easily, only weebs or rosbifs would say otherwise.
Nothing Japan has produced can rival the French New Wave.
>>64611759
Takeshi Kitano shits in your mother's mouth
The competition is between France and Italy you retard, and unless you're a surface level ignorant Godard worshipping idiot, it's fair game either way.
Which figure are you guys going to buy?
/thread/
The attractive one.
>>64611377
>>64611577
>>64611599
Everyone's getting dubs
>DR. ZHIVAGO, BRIEF ENCOUNTER, AND THE BRIDGE ON THE RIVER KWAI
Was he patrician?
Of course
a lean night
duh.
>Fiennes' debut as film director
>makes great film, 9/10, on the same level as Drive
How did this become such a commercial failure? More importantly: Why the fuck was it denied US wide cinema release?
>>64610887
>Why the fuck was it denied US wide cinema release?
It was a case of the crows pecking at eagles, anon.
>>64611109
I think it's because it wasn't filmed in the US. They did it for 1/10th of the budget in Serbia and Croatia and US got mad because muh monies. There is an economic term for it, but can't think of it now.
>>64610887
>on the same level as Drive
I respectfully disagree.
Is the ROTJ 2.0 workprint worth downloading? Is it noticeably improved?
>>64610554
according to this 1980s usenet user, it will never improve.
"As a decedent S_F watcher, the latest SW movie was a disappointing fard.
The only new features were some aliens (mostly disappointing)
and the sky cycles. The Orkish creatures guarding Jabba's house were
cartoon imitations. Jabba itself was a combination of one of the early
muppets from the first year of "Friday Night Live", and Sidney Greenstreet.
( The setting of jabba's room was reminiscent of...
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>>64610554
- teasing. yeah it's good.
>>64611164
I see my 80s google group post shall live on. GOOD
So i was watchin Plinkett's Phantom Menace Review earlier, and one thing he said had me thinking...
He said "why would the Trade federation have a whole robot army etc.."
I never thought of this (and im kinda high right now so apologies) but since I was a kid i always thougt these guys were actually like the "empire"....
So was the Empire even in existence yet in episode 1?
>tl;dr: Are pic related part of the EPIRE or no?
They had money and were perverting their standing as a "trade federation" to start becoming more like their own entity
It's as if the EU started centralizing as a body and then decided to raise their own standing force
I need to watch this stupid fucking "review" I keep hearing about so I can get royally mad
>>64610074
>So i was watchin Plinkett's Phantom Menace Review
there's your problem m8
>>64610074
empire didnt exist until the senate voted to turn into it, and why would a massive trade group not have a large security force? people hire mercenaries to protect their ships from pirates in real life, so why cant a sci-fi merchant force build it's own army?
ITT: We discuss how a movie that made more than $2.5 billion and even had packs of motherfuckers contemplating suicide over how said film's fictional planet was not a reality has failed to have a lasting presence in the public imagination.
On Rottentomatoes
>Avatar: 7.2/10 from critics
>82% audience
>The Force Awakens: 8.2/10 from critics
>90% audience
I guess Stars Wars is the better movie for both critics AND audiences.
>>64609200
Rottentomatoes is pretty ded as a credible source at this point
producers caught on
Avatar is a gimmick that they dumped money in to get money out. Not a lasting piece of art
DUDE I'M THE DIRECTOR, BUT I'M ACTING TOO. LOOK HOW QUIRKY I AM LMAO
How did he go from dead nigger storage to nigger dick storage?
>>64608990
He's copying Alfred Hitchcock.
>>64608990
I loved him in this role, actually.
ITT: Famous dogs that are probably dead
>>64608942
They moved his grave to make way for a freeway. Or something.
Ur mum
>>64608942The one your parents said they took to a farm.
