Colonel O'Neill, why did Stargate Universe suck so badly?
>>64596335
Its gonna look pretty fantastic by the time they get done raping stargates corpse
>>64596335
So, /tv/, would you sacrifice your gonads to be a small, weak, immortal ayylmao?
>>64596852
You are now aware that Thor had psychic sex with Major Carter.
He doesn't need the nads to make them tau'ri scream.
Why did everyone hate this? It's what TFA should've been.
>>64595780
its soulless
not going to lie, it was fun, but it was soulless
I'm actually terrified when the director takes over episode 9.
>>64597086
This.
Also annoying and useless kids.
>>64597086
why?
Jurassic World is quite literally the Jurassic Park series equivalent of TFA
Which version do you prefer and why?
CGI
both look bad for different reasons
>>64595754
If the puppet was designed to look like the Cgi version then that would be perfect
>all TFA backlash directed at Mike
>Jay gets off without a scratch
>>64595645
Jay's not a hardcore Star Wars fan. He probably saw the movie, enjoyed it for what it is, and hasn't thought about it since. He likes weird arthouse shit and cult movies.
>>64595645
>>you deserve backlash for sharing a differing opinion on media
fucking christ, you're all worse than bleeding heart liberals
>>64595645
Just wait until Jay shills for the next Friday the 13th reboot
>canonically, Han Solo is 14 in ANH
>TFA takes place like 30 years later and Han is already an old man
>>64594955
>canonically, Han Solo is 14 in ANH
What makes you say that?
>>64594990
Omg you didn't know? Luke is canonically 9. Obi Wan is 28.
>>64594955
Didn't you get Disney's memo about where to shove your canon?
I FEEL STUPID
AND CONTAGIOUS
HERE WE ARE NOW
ENTERTAIN US
would you?
>>64594822
Does a bear shit in the woods?
>>64594822
Is the pope a catholic?
>>64594822
Yeah.
Now witness the firepower of this FULLY ARMED AND OPERATIONAL BATTLESTATION.
>>64594807
>I'm afraid your friends on the Endor moon won't survive. But then again, who does?
![Return of the Jedi.mkv_snapshot_01.44.38_[2016.01.07_15.16.44].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Bor6IM1.jpg "Return of the Jedi.mkv snapshot 01.44.38 [2016.01.07 15.16.44]")
>"EH EH HEH HEH HA HA HA"
>>64594807
FULFILL
YOUR
DESSSSSSSSSTINY
so who was stronger? yoda or palpatine?
Palpatine
Yoda retreated for a reason
Sheev could have finished him off from the start but decided to be arrogant and play with him
Yoda fighting at all is such a fucking travesty.
He's a sage, he's not meant to be a warrior.
Fuck you lucas
MY
LITTLE
GREEN
FRIEND
How far is the Dagoba system from Hoth? In ANH, they establish that a single TIE FIGHTER could not be in deep space because those fighters are short range. Are we to assume that X Wings are long range fighters capable of traveling potentially across the galaxy or between solar systems on their own?
Why do they keep doing this?
I know that since all the main characters and highest paid actors are on a ship, they will not die. So why do they keep trying to create artificial suspense and tension and then accentuate it with c3p0 constantly reminding us how unlikely it is that they will survive? They did it when Luke and Han were out in the blizzard. They did it during the asteroid scene.
Why? It's lame.
Considering all the places on Dagobah that Luke could have landed, it is very surprising he was even remotely close to Yoda.
X - wings have hyperdrives, they use them in the jump to Endor in Return of the Jedi
ITT: We make kino, scene by scene. If it gets any good I will probably edit it into a real pleasure for true patrician cinema-goers.
Rules:
Post a youtube or vimeo link to a part of the video you want.
Optional: links to audio background - sounds, music, voiceover; link to a text-to-speech quote, speed of a clip, color grading, textual graphics on screen etc. Again, only if you want it, but a link to a video is a MUST.
You can post your artist name so you get in a finishing credits.
One more time, I don't promise this will get made. If it sucks, I don't make it - simple. But if it has a promise to be a decent work of art I will make it, because I want to practice my editing a little bit anyway. The length of it will depend on my free time.
P.S. Try to see what others have posted before you so the final product can be coherent at least a little bit.
/mu/ and /lit/ already have their pieces, it's time for a /tv/ to get one.
P.S. 2. I also don't guarantee I will not forget about this tomorrow, but somebody else can then make it if they want it. Now let's just see if this can actually work.
>>64593836
great idea, wrong place
>>64593992
this
dont bother wasting your time OP
>>64593836
Wait until the SW trend dies down in like 15 years
Jedi Rocks was a more memorable track than anything in TFA. Prove otherwise.
NA NA NA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DpyN7cYEOyo
>>64593411
Lurking this until someone posts that vocaroo acapella
It's Nic Cage's birthday, today!
What did you get him?
BEE honey
A new agent, and his debt wiped clean
Elvis Presley's decayed ashes of his penis.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hgr0LK6HVYM
>Samuel L Jackson says lightsaber fights weren't up to par in TFA
Is he right /tv/?
IMO Yes. Next thread
>>64592563
TFA is mediocre trash.
pahahahahaha
Now that Netflix is available in 190 countries, are you finally going to stop being a dirty, no good pirate, /tv/?
https://media.netflix.com/en/press-releases/netflix-is-now-available-around-the-world
https://media.netflix.com/en/press-releases/netflix-is-now-available-around-the-world
https://media.netflix.com/en/press-releases/netflix-is-now-available-around-the-world
i need to save my money for all the dank weed i need to smoke to watch all the bullshit
Netflix in my country sucks ass. I have it and still pirate a lot of shows
