Is anyone as based as Norm MacDonald?
honestly she has a great body for pounding
>>64605942
For real though, amy schumer is unsufferably unfunny and also a grating pontificating liberal
>POWAAAAHH
>UNLIMITED POWAAAAAHHH
Why exactly did he shout it out loud like that? What was the point?
People with limited powah like you wouldn't understand.
My wife's son loves Palpatine
The meme was so supreme he had to let out a scream
So how was it? I was hoping to go see it with my dad tomorrow night but his co-workers said it sucked.
It's amazing.
haven't seen it yet, saving for my birthday
Too long
Boring
Forced bad guy
Leo barely talks
No females
Reminder that disliking the prequels is literally only done because "omg they were so bad! Jar Jar!! xDD".
>Try and prove they are shit movies without using Jar Jar, muh CGI, or "sand is so coarse!"
>You can't
Lucas tried to flesh out the universe and actually put shit to film that hadn't yet been done in that scale. He might not be the best director, but at least you knew what the fuck was going on in the prequels. And before somebody posts the webm/jpg of him sitting infront of a green screen, please see pic related. The majority of the sets were practical with CGI enhancements.
>They clearly explain what the Republic is
>Clearly explain what role the Jedi have and their numbers
>Clearly explain layout of the galaxy, and where the power lies
>Clearly shows who the enemy is, why they are the enemy, and has varied bad guys like Maul, Grievous and Dooku
>Actually show and give personality to aliens, and do't just focus on muh stronk female and black lead because PROGRESS
>Coruscant is literally the most impressive thing ever put to film. Rewatch the prequels and look at just how much effort they actually put into it, from the panning shots, locations, and the street chase
>TFA shows their version of Coruscant for literally 8 seconds until it is destroyed. That's some impressive lack of world building right there!
TLDR: the prequels can be appreciated as their own movies, while to understand even the most minute details of TFA you have to delve into comics and novels to even be explained what the First Order or New Republic even is, and how strong they are.
>/tv/ is so contrarian that they now legitimately defend the prequels
poetry
>>64605320
Nice try reddit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MZD-6B1S3qA
Fuck this. If there isn't a theatre board I guess /tv/ is the best place for this. Let's see how this goes.
Let's talk about stage! Are there more than 3 people in the entire board interested?
Is opera discussion allowed in this thread?
>>64604966
More than welcome!
>>64604976
Nice. I'm going to see La Boheme at The Met later this month. Haven't been there in awhile. Not since Der Ring des Nibelungen was performed on The Machine there. Saw the whole cycle. Probably the best experience I ever had at the opera, short of getting flown out to La Scala one year as a surprise birthday present.
>be you
>in the basement
>The Force Awakens is nearing its release
>you're at home
>you ask your mom if she can buy you a ticket
>she tells you to fuck off
>you hop on 4chan
>start shitposting that whoever sees the film is "LITERALLY reddit" and will get shot in the theater
>Friday rolls around
>people start raving about the film
>"w-whatever"
>start shitposting about the movie as if you saw it nonetheless
>while at the same time constantly refreshing torrent sites to see if a camrip is up
>it's finally up
>you let out a giggle in excitement
>watch the movie in blurry shit quality
>you're entertained for the most part
>go on /tv/
>start shitposting because you suffer from an inferiorty complex so you need to constantly prove that you're different from the herd
>you start making George Lucas appreciation threads
>you think youre fighting the good fight
>but you just look like a fool
>a damn fool
>nonetheless you take on this badge of contranian ism
>start defending lines like "FROM MY POINT OF VIEW"
>this is your life now
>this is what you are
Look, The Force Awakens was a solid entertaining film and it did what it set out to do: reinvigorate Star Wars.
>>64604880
You're correct
/thread
agreed.
Hello Disney shill
>Over the last few months kaiju fans have been thrown a wealth of renewed interest in the subgenre. Godzilla vs. Kong was announced, as Godzilla Resurgence went into production. Kadokawa-Daiei showed interest in devloping a new Gamera project with CG clad footage. Skull Island is entering the last few weeks of shooting. Ultraman's 50th birthday is underway with the upcoming Ultraman X movie and the mysterious 50th anniversary project.
>Unfortunately, not all of these giant monster films may see the light of day. One in particular is heartbreaking. According to sources speaking with The Hollywood Reporter, Pacific Rim 2 has been taken off the table at Universal and shelved indefinately.
>>64604868
http://www.scified.com/pacificrim2/universal-likely-pulling-the-plug-on-pacific-rim-2#ixzz3wbyaa9wV
>>64604868
Fuck, that's sad.
>>64604868
didnt the chinese buy legendary, dont they know it made bank there?
YOU CHINAMEN FUCKS, MAKE IT ALREADY
Did /tv/ like Ex Machina?
Best episode of Black Mirror yet.
I haven't seen it
Science fiction is for nerds and kids
>>64604832
No.How could this genius billionaire not have more security measures in place to prevent what happened?
>directed by Denis Villeneuve
nice meme
>>64604275
>...and today, it remains unchanged, OP was still a faggot.
>>64604275
How do americans pronounce "villeneuve"?
What is the artistic conclusion to film?
Music has Yeezus, literature has Infinite Jest, but what does film have?
>>64604059
MGS3
2001 of course, as long as we're talking memes.
>>64604059
The fuck is an artistic conclusion? No form of art has a foreseeable end.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Za8BtLgKv8
/tv/ this is Chappelle's Show levels of comedy gold. Conan, Ice Cube and Kevin Hart have the best fucking chemistry. Would you watch a TV show starring them?
Also, the Asian chick is a qt
>>64601980
Watched this video yesterday, pretty damn funny
Since when does Conan just blaze it up on his show? Is it legal where they shoot it? Holy kek
>bike cop didn't arrest them all
D R O P P E D
>>64602035
I believe it's legal since they have medical marijuana licenses. Also, Conan probably didn't smoke since he was driving. Everybody else was high as fuck though
I'm smelling /tv/ behind this.
>Trolling is an art.
>>64601471
HI MIKE
Holy shit fuck fans.
For 14 years they complain about this fucker and now they want him back?
TFA wasn't even bad.
This is what happens when nerd becomes acceptable and mainstream. Someone should've bullied them more.
He owns the second largest shares amount of Disney's shares it's not like they're going to listen to a petition.
Name a better cooking show.
Top Chef
>>64601561
>reality shit topping a show that actually tells you how to cook and the science behind cooking
any show not hosted by a christfag
What the fuck did i just watch? no seriously, what the fuck?
i dont know where to start with this monstrosity of a flick. if it wasn't for the obvious faces and lightsabers it would just be the usual high budget flick with the thinking that fancy effects and explosions will make a 'movie' good. fucking wrong.
i couldnt tell if it was at the start, beginning or end due to the lack of structure and plot - infact im still struggling to see what the plot was? the whole thing dragged out to see some old fuck standing on the cliffs - greeeaat.
what really fucking me off was how they mocked the dark side to be a laughing stock. that pathetic joke making the clone troopers run away when kylo was throwing a tantrum.
-kylo was meant to be the evil sith boss but actually got KILLED by a girl using a lightsaber for the FIRST FUCKING TIME. the fucking dindu put up a good fight, they both have zero fucking knowledge in using one, let alone the force in general. what the fuck?
how can anyone possible criticise the prequels with pieces of liberal shit like this one? there were no characters in TFA with any presence, or something that made you think 'wow i like this guy'. the prequels had mace windu, anakin, obi wan, darth vader, darth maul, etc. what did this one have? the characters were fucking dull as fuck, im actually angry as im typing this i just cant get over what i just watched and i need to vent it somewhere.
trust disney to fuck up this bad. i dont even need to mention (but i will anyway) the obvious racism with the dark side being all white, and the 'goodies' being a melting pot of spics, chinks, dindus, females etc. how can this racism even be allowed?
sadly ticket sales determine the success of a film, and so people will feel obligated to think this flick was good but in reality it was tediously boring, which lacked a plot, characters with any redeeming qualities, and made the dark side a joke.
3/10, uttter garbage.
Anyone that says different is a fucking mindless consumer, a Redditor, a feminist, or a child/manchild.
Nothing about this was good. It was a remake of ANH. The characters were forced. Acting sucked. The villain was a little bitch, and his "crossguard" lightsaber was literally the most retarded thing I have ever seen. It felt like a Marvel movie. It had a cliffhanger ending with 10 unanswered question by the end. Rey was a fucking Mary Sue.
>Implying the prequels were bad
Episode 1 was a 5.7/10. Episode 2 was a 7.2/10. Episode 3 was an 8/10.
>buh buh the acting wuz SHITTT!!!
hello Reddit! It was actually nuanced and if you can't see that you have no place here. I was not the best, but the actors all played their roles decently well.
The overarching story was one of the best I've seen. The movies were on par with the originals, which are honestly overrated desu.
Can you remember anything from TFA? No. Plain looking cast, stupid plot. Terrible, and if you say different, you again have no place here.
>tfw it will still never touch Avatar
Fucking lel.
I liked the movie,it was a fun watch
>>64602033
hello reddit!
Is anyone else psyched for this? I'm a 90s kid but thought the book was epic. looks like Spielberg is directing:
http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/heat-vision/ben-mendelsohn-eyed-villain-role-852265
>mfw plebs
the book was one pop culture reference after another with a bunch of unmemorable characters. written badly.
>>64600737
i know /tv/ hates wheaton, but the narration was pretty based. probably because he got all of the geek references
