>Have you ever had a glass of black rhinoceros blood? Don't bother answering, I know you haven't, it was just a way to colloquially start this anecdote. I had my first glass in 1983, when I was privileged enough to be invited to a hunting expedition in South Africa. I thought the game, which was stated to be quite dangerous, would still be typical safari fare: lion, giraffe...maybe an elephant. When I arrived at camp the guide, a Mr. Derrick Van Sandt, informed me we would be hunting the most dangerous game apartheid South Africa had to offer: the kaffir, which is what they called black men. I was first appalled, as you are now; but when the hunt began in earnest, I thought less and less of those apprehensions. Eventually I had a young boy, no more than 7, cornered in an Oingo Bingo merchandising plant. I thought "Is this moral? Is this good? Is this the right decision?" I put those thoughts put of my mind and squeezed the trigger. Won 5.3 million dollars. And Mr. Johnson with all due respect, that's what you need to do, put aside those apprehensions you have here and pull the trigger my offer. 10% funding for 85% ownership of the company and prima nocte rights to your daughters.
HOLY KEK
>>64746749
This might be the best sharktank meming I've ever seen
>and prima nocte rights to your daughters
pfftHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Whos going to pick up the movie rights to his story?
Is he the next ET?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SrsmQpMX5bg
Downey Jr
>>64746657
Based little mane
>>64746657
Beetlejuice?
So the guy directing Episode VIII was the same guy that made Looper? The movie should be great then seeing how Looper was a damn good movie. Way better than JJ's shitfest that was Episode VII.
Speaking of, What did /tv/ think of this movie?
>>64746652
Oh man. This is a really REALLY stupid movie
David Bowie
The problem with Rian Johnson's films is that they look incredibly low budget.
>Based leo only dates models
http://www.theguardian.com/film/video/2016/jan/11/leonardo-dicaprio-lady-gaga-golden-globes-video?CMP=twt_gu
Leo confirmed for low test
>>64746508
H E L L O R E D D I T
>>64746572
*white
eddie redmayne
>>64746491
robert pattinson
Michael B. Jordan
Red Rum.
What exactly did he mean by this?
jack nicholson's blind alcoholic rage
he was talking shit as usual. there is no such thing as red rum
How did he ever get big movie roles? he sucks.
>>64746465
>he sucks
You answered your own stupid question.
>>64746465
a big guy for a big role
Because dude bros have money
Who's the coolest character in film history?
what would be Bowie's dead equivalent on /tv/ ?
Adam Sandler
Lynch
>>64746476
this
So who was your favourite minor character in Star Wars: The Force Awakens?
Mine was this guy, Asian Scientist/General. I liked the way he talked with his hands to emphasis his dumb exposition lines, "there must be some kind of thermal oscillator" or whatever it was. Just thought he was fun.
So, guys and gals? Favourite minor/background characters? Bonus points if they have a wookieepedia page.
Le spinning man of accusation
Kylo Ren was fucking epic.
Juntao!
SOMEBODY
ONCE
TOLD
>You're such a silly doe-doe Richard!
did she really fart on the set of Blue Lagoon?
>>64746084
stupid bitch
>>64746084
HAHAHAHAHA
What is his best film?
>>64745788
ITS ONLY SMELLZ
haha what a legend this guy is
He's a fucking Legen- what for it- D
>>64745788
The scene in Gattaca when he fucks that young woman and says "Imagine your father if he seez this video!"
He's a fucking legend!
>The fate of all straight white males on this ship is sealed. No one shall leave. Shoot every single disgusting privileged caucasian XY-chromosomed piece of shit that attempts to get on the lifeboats but not before letting the bulls DaQuan and Ja'Tarius spitroast them.
How many times are you gonna repost this thread?
>>64745674
What did he mean by this?
What did he mean by this?
Lights. Camera.--Action--
Lights. Camera. Damage.
Lights. Camera. Mom.
Lights. Camera.HE DIDN'T FLY SO GOOD.
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