ARRRUUHHHHHHHUUHUHGGUUSSS
*non-diegetic voice over cuts in*
STOP THE FILM!
*freeze frame*
*record scratch*
You ever have one of those BAD days? And I mean really bad? Well it turns out you're not alone. Even Sith Lords have their ups and downs now and again...
Hi. My name's Sheev. I'm the Supreme Head of State of the Galactic Empire. You see the poor chump being manhandled by a cybernetic walking suit over an open silo into the heart of my fully ARMED and OPERATIONAL battle station? Yup. That's me. You may be saying "what are you doing there"? Well, to really understand, we need to go back a few years Before Battle of Yavin...
*rewind to age of the Galactic Republic after the Invasion of Naboo*
I was once of the Royal House and a Senator of Naboo. I was young and bright eyed back then. Those were the days...
You see that unlimited power on the second left? That's me! Man, I looked good back then! And those others? Anakin Skywalker and Obi-Wan, I remember the time Anakin and R2 defuse the exploding mechno-chair in Labyrinth of Evil, with Obi-Wan in the same room, they were good friends. Mace Dindu and Itstre-sun, ah... We'll get to them later. Okay, lets skip forward a bit...
*fast forward to Sheev graduating from Darth Plagueis the Wise's Sith School*
Robot Chicken did it better
Stop trying to force this terrible unfunny meme
>non-diegetic
Wew, lad, didn't come across that terminology since my literary studies. Can't remember the name of that French cunt either now.
HOLY FUCK IT'S ACTUALLY HAPPENING
http://www.theguardian.com/memes/live/2016/jan/11/pepe-frog-dies-of-cancer-aged-35-reports
WE COULD HAVE SAVED HIM, IT'S ACTUALLY OVER
dumb frogposter
dumb frogposter
>>64750901
dumb toadposter
>Record gets scratched until its fucking bleeding.
>WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA HOLD UP, let's pause for minute.
>You see that handsome man being impaled by his son with a lightsaber? yep that's me.
>But you know, things weren't always this bad. Let's go back from the beginning.
>Tape rewinds so far back that we just see George Lucas jerking off in the corner to old samurai movies, slowly turning his head to the camera screaming "poetry"
>>64750860
cringe
You're hilarious, man.
*parp*
Thoughts on this? Pretty comfy.
My favorite tv-show. Love the dialogue and interaction between the major characters. It's also pretty funny at times.
>>64750820
Pleb shit for white trash.
>>64750958
I forgot to add that it didn't drag on too long. It ended before it could have become shit.
Ok since James Cameron stole every idea for everything in all of his films, where did he come up with the metal skeleton covered in living flesh idea?
>>64750806
From /x/ no doubt.
From when he visited the future.
>>64750806
literally who?
literally 3 hours of being proud he's cuckolded: the movie
>>64750763
i don't get it...redmond barry doesn't get cucked in this movie ?
Redmond Barry does the cuckolding in this kino.
Should I bother watching
>Paths of Glory
>Spartacus
>Eyes Wide Shut
No one ever mentions this show here. Does /tv/ like arrested development? Also /arrdev/ general.
>>64750700
What's to talk about? It's perfect. End of discussion.
>>64750700
They were all the fuck over it while it was airing.
annyong reddit
How the fuck can he stand there and mock all his peers and the viewers watching the Golden Globes?
This man has literally spent his entire fucking life acting like a jackass and pulling stupid faces in front of a camera for the soul purpose of making money.
And 2 TIME GOLDEN GLOBE WINNER JIM CAREY! Accepted both of those fucking awards willingly, he didnt have a gun to his head, he could have refused.
How can someone be so arrogant
>>64750651
he was mocking the fact that they announced him as "the star of" instead of "golden globe winner"
are you really too dumb to understand?
>>64750651
>this jealous
>soul purpose
Dropped hard.
>>64750651
*parp*
"Jedi" is a stupid, meaningless, limp-wristed label to give superpowered interstellar warriors.
I would've called them something with more gravitas, like Star Rangers or Galactic Guardians
Order 66
> like Star Rangers or Galactic Guardians
I'm glad you're not a writer for anything that matters.
>>64750616
What about Jedi Bendu. Jedi is the perfect term its intrigue if and has airs of oriental mysticism or martial arts.
>Directed by Christopher Nolan
i agree but you are killing this reaction image with incessant posting
there's no karma here, relax
I literally cannot name a worse radio song from the past decade than Hotline Bling. Absolutely fucking terrible.
>>64750613
It's a great song. Your hyperbole is childish and dramatic, even if you don't like it there are obviously worse.
You now realise Clint Eastwood was a teenager during WW2.
>>64750551
Hell be fine
>>64750778
what have you done
>>64750778
Oh shit.
>THANK YOU AND GRAZI. GRAAAZI!
What did he mean by this?
it's what his mother yelled when being ploughed by one of the ghetto niggers she picked up and he is subconsciously relaying it
>>64750391
*parp*
italian for thanks?
Starwars confirmed GOAT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YbaliPyihCY
>>64750305
Is his wife dead yet ?
Nobody said change the formula, but it was basically JJ Trek but for Star Wars, the difference is Star Trek was a reboot, this was a sequel
>>64750305
Some mod please sticky this next to the Bowie RIP thread.
![brad-pitt-ryan-gosling-golden-globes[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/JKZ4x4R.jpg "brad-pitt-ryan-gosling-golden-globes[1]")
>Brad Pitt is 52 years old
Someone explain this sorcery
>>64750294
Idk
Money and genetics.
>>64750294
Personal trainer + healthy diet?
![The.Simpsons.S27E11.720p.HDTV.x264-KILLERS.mkv[00_00_26].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/NkWrI0F.jpg "The.Simpsons.S27E11.720p.HDTV.x264-KILLERS.mkv[00 00 26]")
Is this the final nail on the neon bullshit fad coffin?
I sure hope so.
https://my.mixtape.moe/kdztcx.webm
Yeah. I don't see how people could still be into this shit.
Sometimes i wish drive never existed so this meme 80s thing didn´t start.
>>64750178
Did it really start with Drive though?
