Will be watching this. Any recommended snacks to keep me relatively full till it ends?
Cool Ranch Doritos and a bowl of cream cheddar cheese.
>>64748917
Sausage up your butthole so you can enjoy it with him.
>>64748917
>full till it ends?
A ten course meal?
YOUR NEW EMPIRE?
>>64748793
ANAKIN
If Jedi can't have children, doesn't that guarantee their eventual demise?
>>64748793
MY ALLEGIANCE IS TO SHITPOSTING, TO DUBS!
WHY DIDNT FURY ROAD WIN ANYTHING?!
FUCK!
>>64748789
It won our hearts.
>>64748789
dont worry, it will sweep at the Oscars
>>64748789
SHINY AND
Would Chris Farley have gone the same path Sandler and Spade did, or what is his death that caused them to stop giving a shit?
Neil Young said it's better to burn out than to fade away.
He was just slightly funnier Melissa McCarthy.
>dude overweight lmao
His only good sketches were written by other people i.e. his coffee/restaurant freakout scene from SNL.
TIL he was going to play Shrek in the motion picture Shrek by Dreamworks and even recorded some dialogue but unfortunately passed away due to his passionate hobby of cocaine and heroin whilst being a fat mess
>Leo's face when they finally give him an award for acting... at the same event where they give Lady Gaga an award for her shit acting on that shit show
H I G H T E S T
Am I rite fellas?
Bitch looks 45 isnt she 25?
>>64748639
more like 35
i heard she's got one of those Jewish "Italian" names too
Can we agree that reaction after her death was ... lame? Im not redditor but fuck George from previous seasons woudnt act like that. I also hoped that George gonna get married and be happy just for the last to seasons.
>he watches Jewfeld
>>64748459
that was the point, a decent reaction will mean some change for the better into the character while Seinfeld characters can only change for the worse if they change at all
>>64748459
>I also hoped that George gonna get married and be happy just for the last to seasons.
I really don't think you understand the concept of Seinfeld. His reaction was perfectly in line with the character.
First the Vatican's newspaper bashes the new Star Wars
now Cardinal Ravasi tweets this about Bowie's death
why is the Vatican so patrician?
>>64748422
>Bowies Death
what?
because the catholics are the most euphoric of all christians
probably 80% of the clergy are full on atheists
>>64748470
stay a pleb, atheoshit
>Did you ever hear the Tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise?
>No.
>I thought not. It's not a story the Jedi would tell you. It's a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith so powerful and so wise, he could use the Force to influence the midi-chlorians to create...dubs. He had such a knowledge of the Dark Side, he could even keep the threads he cared about...from dying.
Anakin: He could actually...save threads from death?
>The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural.
>What happened to him?
>He became so powerful, the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power...which, eventually of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew. Then his apprentice killed his thread in his sleep. Ironic. He could save other threads from death...but not his own.
>Is it possible to learn this power?
>Not from a Jedi.
>>64748202
like this?
>>64748555
>555
I TOLD YOU IT WOULD COME TO THIS!
I WAS RIGHT!
THE TRIPLES ARE TAKING-OVER!!!
>>64748555
OOOOOOOOOO
well thats 140 minutes I'll never get back
The time you spend on 4chan is years you'll never get back.
>>64748175
It was an exercise in key jangling. There's maybe ten minutes worth of great scenes in it. The rest is really bad improv and freshman-tier theology. It's a good movie when you're a teenager I guess. Basically, it's the scene in Adaptation where the hack writer writes a shitty hack script thinking it's genius
>THE BEGINNING OF LIFE
>DINOSAURS
>THE AGE OF MAN
>SOUTHERN DRAMA
>>64748175
*parp*
Which Star Wars merchandise do you own?
none because i am not a manchild
Lando Calrissian's main man, his name is Lobot.
I have a Darth Vader mug my uncle gave me
He grows stronger every day now, it's been a hearty harvest for him his lifeforce now has unlimited power. Who's soul will he consume next?
>>64748159
he feeds off every person who watches a Marvel movie
When Stan Lee passes away, it will be the closest thing America will have to the Queen of England dying
>>64748159
He'll be fine.
Look everyone.
Weasley's got himself a Howler.
>british genetics
OI LADS
WUSLY GO' 'IMSELF A 'OWLER
how does /tv/ like the story of Count Cuck, who lets his wife mount by the soldierbull so far?
does no one watch war and peace?
>>64748031
Is the whole cucking thing a plot by her father to get him into a duel so he'll die and the inheritance will fall back to who they intended it to?
>>64748925
Hmm, sounds plausible. I was going back and forth over whether his wife's actions were part of a plan or whether she was just being a bitch, I kind of convinced myself of the latter because I wasn't watching a show full of Game of Thrones-style intrigue.
Does Denzel Washington has dementia? Look at his golden globe speech, nigga is losing his mind.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DCbMRz_ZKPo
he didn't read his lines, hence he didn't remember them
the fuck you chirpin fo
>>64748003
Literally stabbed my eyes and eardrums out with my spaghetti fork before he was finished
>>64748003
Looks like he just had a couple extra cocktails.
>Mel Gibson should not have been on this telecast, whether that's on NBC or the show's producers. If Gibson had written, directed or starred in a movie that earned him a position on that stage, that would be one thing. He did not. Instead, he was there as a stunt, nothing more. He was there as a cynical ratings grab, one that probably will have had no impact. Gervais introduced Gibson by referencing previous jokes about the Oscar winner's drunken anti-Semitic rantings and observed, "I blame NBC for this terrible situation. Mel blames... We know who Mel blames." Zing. Mel responded by coming on the stage and observing, "I love seeing Ricky once every three years, because it reminds me to get a colonoscopy." The audience laughed nervously. In this way, Gibson literally brushed off a reminder of his history of hate speech as a minor irritant, a procedure he had to go through to get to be on TV. Mel Gibson came on the Golden Globes knowing, with certainty, that Gervais would joke about this and he didn't care. If Gibson has learned to shrug off well-earned pejoratives in order to gain exposure, it becomes somebody else's responsibility not to give him that exposure. There was no excuse for this bad taste approval of Gibson and his past, since Gibson was only there to introduce clips from Mad Max: Fury Road. If, say, Tina Turner had come out as a reminder of the franchise's history of badass women, she would have gotten a standing ovation. Gibson poisoned the show.
http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/fien-print/critics-notebook-golden-globe-highlights-854356
Written by:
>Daniel Fienberg
>Fienberg
>berg
Every fucking time.
Tom Hardy wasn't available
>>64747992
Shalom
Hm
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