>Celebrities you think are secretly gay.
Go!
>You sat there at 4 in the morning
>Thought to yourself: "Hmm what thread should I make on /tv/ tonight?"
>You pondered this for 10 minutes.
>Of course a glimpse of deep thought ran through your head but then fleeted instantly.
>"Aha!" you said. "I've got it! The perfect thread!"
>Celebrity Homosex
>mfw
>>66994061
Why Georgie?
I would think M&M's is quite obvious.
why hasn't he come out of the closet yet?
What went so right?
>>66993858
Can't bruise the cruise
Everything besides mental health
>>66993858
Dianetics
>Where is your mandatory date, civilian?
What do you say to the theater inspection police, /tv/?
S-she went to get crab legs
>>66993643
our falcon had to go potty, so he took him outside for a moment, officer.
>>66993643
Point to right shoulder where my falcon is perched with my left hand. Smirk, pick up my anvil and walk on in.
What hard limits would you set with Claire Underwood?
For me it'd be
>needles
>non-menstrual blood play
>Remy
What about you, /tv/?
>non-menstrual blood play
>>66993368
>>Remy
???
>>66993368
Can I just fuck her? I know its an old fashioned notion
This is the best time travel movie ever made. Are there even any other time travel movies that come close to being as entertaining and well-made as this one?
Back to the Future and The Terminator are both better.
>>66993095
>Are there even any other time travel movies that come close to being as entertaining and well-made as this one?
Yes.
Time Crimes
>watching a Scorsese movie
>gimme shelter starts playing
>watching a Scorsese movie
>it stars a Italian
>>66992986
>watching a scorsese production
>DUDE LETS INCORPORATE A SONG INTO EVERY SCENE LMAO
>>66992986
>It ain't me, it ain't meeeee!
>I am no senator's son!
How could SNL allow this to happen?
WE
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>>66992850
KANGZ
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Memes aside, that whole opening scene is so bizarrely done. The whole method they have of bringing the velociraptor into the Park is just so convoluted and stupid.
>>66992983
That's how it's actually done with large predators in Zoos. The cage wasn't secured properly however which allowed the gatekeeper to fall when it shifted.
>handsome Edward Snowden literally cucking the POTUS
really?
>>66992750
Anyone with a passing interest in politics in the last 16Jesus christyears knew everything Snowden "leaked."
>Cheering for traitor who gave state secrets to Russia and China
At least we're hurtling towards WW3 so we can thoroughly cuck Russia for eternity.
>>66992931
There's literally no reason to believe he ever gave state secrets to Russia and China
He flew to Hong Kong, which is a legal grey zone for both the US and China, to hand over the documents to journalists
>>66992996
>There's literally no reason to believe he ever gave state secrets to Russia and China
>Living in Russian now, under government protection.
Lol.
Literally the worst paced movie I've EVER seen.
>B-BUT IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE SLOW BURNING
There's slow a slow burn which eventually builds and leads up to something, and then there's something which remains "slow and burning" throughout the whole film. Don't defend this movie; its absolute crap outside of the first 10 minutes.
You'll get it when you're older
This movie's great, and basically? You're just a fucking idiot. Period.
>>66992609
>>66992610
Stop defending pretentious Danish crap.
Act I was well done, Act II and III was all of two scenes taking up 4 minutes total while IIII and V take up most of the screentime.
It was ok but the pacing was bad.
Was Tony evil?
>>66992348
for you
>>66992361
is tonyposting the new baneposting?
Yes and no, at home he's a good man, at work he's not. Just like a lot of people, sometimes the roles are reversed.
Was he right?
movie sucked
>1 billion people in 1800s, took thousands of years to get there
>over 7 only 200 years later
yeah he was
>>66991779
but population in developed countries are going down, just cull the chinks and niggers
Should i go work for a movie theater?
To the people who have done it post your pros and cons or any sort of good stories.
I work at a movie theater. What do you want to know?
>>66991692
>pros
Free movies
Free food
Flexible hours
>cons
Dealing with public
Cleaning the toilet when some utter cunt pisses/ shits on the floor
Pay is shit
>>66991692
>Does this happens in your cinema too?
Nope. I demand respect. If something like that was happening and I was with my gf or sister, it wouldn't last long. I'd get up, calmly make my way to the aisle, and slowly walk towards them. Then I would grab the biggest kid by his collar and say "YOU THINK YOURE TOUGH?? Then fuckin do something, I know you want to. Fuckin do it, I want you to you disney bitchmade pussy. Not gonna do it? That's what I thought. I could smell the disney on you and your homeboys as soon as you walked into the theatre. Y'all ain't hard. Y'all ain't shit." Lol he'd probably shit himself because he's never had anyone talk to him like that before. You can't let these situations get out of control OP. Don't be bullied by little white kids like a beta.
>internet tough guy
Yeah well when you lift heavy 3 times a week and do boxing training 3 times a week as well as HIIT twice a week, you just wait for situations like these. And especially if I was with my sister or gf I have a duty to maintain the peace. And I will not be disrespected
lol and you haters who try to call me out can talk tough online all you want but if Big P and Deadpool were here we both know you wouldn't say shit. You'd use more respectful language. They've been known to have quite the temper, especially Big P. You might upset and you definitely don't want to do that. Wouldn't end well for you.
Which Kamen Rider series is best for getting into the series?
Probably Gaim, since there's a shitton of Gaim babies out there who started with Gaim and got into a bunch of other series through it.And it's a pretty good series, when all is said and done.
>Kachidoki wasn't the final form
>>66991647
Probably Den-o or Kabuto.
I just started watching Kamen Rider Black, I'm really impressed with the effects and how it was shot considering it was made in the late 80's. It's apparently one of the most popular ones aswell so maybe try there?
if you didn't like this movie, you are a fucking pleb
>>66991490
South American history and legends ate shit though, thats why the rest of the world doesn't waste it's time making films about them doing anything but cannibalism
>>66991649
>aztecs and mayans
>south american
almost got me
based gel mibson
