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What went so right?


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What went so right?
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>>66993858
Can't bruise the cruise
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Everything besides mental health
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>>66993858
Dianetics
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Not much
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>>66993869
You are problematic.
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>>66993858
He really enjoys what he does and it shows in his movies. Always gives a great performance.
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Why doesn't he leave Scientology, bros?
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>>66993858

He was born to be the master of the business of show.
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>>66993858
Scientology
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>>66994725

Because Blackmail is a nightmare to tangle with. If homosexuality is universally accepted in the next 20 years, Cruise will rise like a phoenix.
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Scientology obviously cloned him, the real Tom Cruise died 20 years ago.
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>>66993858
even with the middle tooth, his teeth are too perfect
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>>66993858
thetans
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>>66994922
You are a thetan, anon
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>>66994009
JUST
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Halfway through watching Oblivion my friend tells me he turned 50 when they were filming the movie. I was highly mad&jelly.
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>>66997310
>jelly of aging well
Have another smoke anon.
You can get 4 hours sleep in and still be good.
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>>66994725
Because it allows him to not pay any taxes on anything ever.
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>>66994009
You're being rude and disrespectful anon.
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>>66993858
Cant wrong the tom
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Scientology replaces his blood and organs with those from 15 year old virgins every two years.
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>>66993858
I don't know, but I've loved most things he's been in recently. Mission Impossible 4 and 5 had no right to be so good.
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>>66993858
How is he still relevant? It's been years since I saw him in a major movie.
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>>66999148

This post is baffling.
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He goes to Sheev Palpatine's skin care clinic.
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>>66997502
i literally went to buy pack of smokes yesterday and the cashier asked my for my fucking id

and im 27

based genes
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>>66999343

>smoker

Careful anon, some of /tv/ don't take too kindly to your ilk
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>It's not mission: difficult, it's mission: impossible

Really, John Woo?
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>>66999380
>Careful anon, some of /tv/ don't take too kindly to you spreading cancer
Ftfy
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