Question dump.
>What the fuck does the opening poem mean?
>What does the desert combat dream mean?
>What where those bug monsters supposed to be?
>What does Dream Supe's line have to do with this movie?
>If the dream is supposed to be prophetic? Is Batman supposed to be psychic?
>Why was the Flash shit also presented as a dream? Why were there papers flying around after BW woke up?
>Why does dream Superman say, “she was my world, and you took her from me” before ripping out dream Batman’s heart, in Batman's dream? Why would Batman's subconscious project Superman's anxiety about Lois that he didn't know about?
>What was the point of Superman's dead dad dream?
>Why does his dream dad contradict the point he made in MOS?
>Why did Senator Burrows agree to get Lex access to Zod's body and the space ship?
>How did a lower-ranking Senator get Lex unlimited, unrestricted, and unmonitored access to a top-secret military base, the spaceship it was built around, and the only extraterrestrial body possessed by the government?
>Why did nobody give a shit that Mark Zuckerberg was continuously visiting and hacking into the ship and mutilating and destroying ET evidence?
>The military commander in charge of the base protecting the ship had no issues with this?
>There were no NASA scientists losing their mind about this billionaire lunatic cutting the fingertips off their only alien specimen and hacking the ship they’d been studying?
>Why was Lex the first person to bother trying to turn on the ship?
>Nobody else thought to use Zod’s fingerprints on the obvious fingerprint scanner after 15 months of research and study?
>Why was the abomination machine on some scout ship?
>Why would it be capable of splicing Kryptonian DNA with random alien DNA?
>How does human and Kryptonian DNA make Doomsday?
>Where is Doomsday's penis?
>>68155309
>Why is Batman the Punisher?
>Why does he kill so belligerently and why is it a plot point that he brands people?
>Why are his bat brands "a death sentence?"
>Does he only brand sex traffickers?
>Why didn't Batman brand Lex?
>Did he use to have the no kill rule and something made him drop it?
>Why did Lex want to kill Superman?
>Why did Lex commit treason and terrorism to give Superman bad PR if he was ultimately planning on killing him?
>How did Lex know that Bruce Wayne was Batman?
>How did he know that Clark Kent was Superman?
>How didn't everyone know that Clark Kent was Superman?
>How did Lex know that Bruce Wayne/Batman had beef with Superman?
>How did Lex know that manipulating Bruce Wayne with mean notes would trigger him?
>Why didn't The World's Greatest Detective investigate who kept sending him mean notes?
>If he knew who Superman was and where he lived, why didn't he just ambush him at his apartment with the Kryptonite?
>Why was kidnapping Supe's mom to make him fight Batman the best thing to do with that information?
>Did Lex know that Supes had threatened Bats about using the Bat Signal? How did he know that the bat signal was a big fuck you to Superman?
>How did Lex know that the bat signal meant that Batman was ready to fight?
>Why did he bother kidnapping Lois and Martha if he knew that Superman had threatened Batman about the signal and Batman lit the signal because he was ready to Fight Night?
>Wouldn't Superman have gone to the signal anyway?
>What was Lex's plan for Doomsday if Batman killed Superman?
>What was Lex's plan for Doomsday if Doomsday killed Superman?
>Was he planning on keeping Doomsday?
>How did he know about any the doorbell monster?
>Was Lex the dinger? Was he intending to ding the whole time?
>Why was the bell dinging that "the god is dead?"
>Why wasn't the bell dinging 2 years earlier when nobody knew about the god?
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>>68155383
>Why did Batman think that Wonder Woman, the person whose secret identity he figured out after interacting with her the whole movie, was with Superman?
>Why did Wonder Woman travel to gotham to retrieve a digital picture?
>Why was she on that plane?
>Why did MARTHA completely change Batman's mind after 15 months of obsession and hatred and preparing for "the hunt?"
>Why did Superman trust that a human that can't travel at supersonic speeds could find Martha, fistfight the bad guys guarding her, and save her in 10 minutes?
>When did Batman change out of the Supesbuster suit? He managed to pull that off in the 10 minutes he had to find, travel to, and save Martha?
>Why wouldn't KGBeast have just torched her the second he heard a brawl going on in the next room?
>Was there symbolic importance behind the "retrieving the spear" shenanigans?
>Why was there a deep pool of flooded water inside some industrial building?
>Why did Batman leave the spear there? Wouldn't he want to hold on it, given his tendency toward contingency plans?
>Why did Lois throw it in the water?
>How did Lois know to get it back?
>Why bother having the part where Superman almost drowns trying to get it out of the water? How can he fly with it if he can't swim or float in water with it?
>Is this supposed to be a baptism of some kind? What's the significance of him almost drowning?
>Did Morpheus know that Clark Kent was Superman?
>Why did he give Lois a news chopper because she said she had a personal issue?
>How is "people don't read the paper" justification for burying interesting stories for sports score coverage?
>Why is Lois "the key to it all?"
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>>68155461
>Why did Luthor have mercenaries in Arica use special bullets that could be traced back to him?
>What was the point of Lois' investigation of the African bullet?
>What was the point of framing/blaming Superman for the shootout in Africa? Was Lex's intent the whole time to trigger a congressional investigation into it that would have Superman called to appear before congress?
>Did Luthor blow up congress because Finch rejected the trade agreement that would allow Luthor to import the Kryptonite that he had already smuggled in?
>Did he do it just to make Superman look like a jabroni?
>If so, would he have still blown them up if Finch endorsed the trade agreement?
>How did Bruce Wayne know that the White Portuguese was smuggling Kyrptonite?
>How didn't BW know that the White Portuguese was a boat?
>How didn't BW know that Lex was involved?
>How did BW know what Kryptonite was or what it did without knowing about Lex's involvement?
>Why did Batman attack the Kryptonite Caravan if all he needed to do was shoot the truck with the tracker and break in later?
>Why did Superman stop Batman from attacking the Caravan?
>Did Superman know that they had Kryptonite?
>If so, why was he cool with Luthor having it?
>If not, why wouldn't he use his super vision to see why Batman was attacking the caravan before stopping him? Was he cool with a bunch of mercs with bazookas and shit driving through the city?
BRUCE, SOY YO
LUKE, YO SOY TU PADRE.
>>68155264
MAMÁ SE VA A DESCONTROLAAAAARRR
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=HdhBHSTdez4
Why are lazy worse remakes getting such good reviews?
because true cinema is dead
>jurassic world
>remake
>>68154873
It's basically the same plot of the original without the attempt at pseudo-science.
>directed Gone Baby Gone, The Town, Argo
>starred in Changing Lanes, State of Play, Gone Girl
>showing himself to be a serious player far beyond the "dumb romantic lead from Armageddon/Pearl Harbor" or "Matt Damon's shadow" or "Bennifer" or "Daredevil 2003"
>on course for greatness and getting his due
>signs himself on to be Snyder's puppet instead of holding out for his own comic directorial debut
>manages to be the best Batman in cinematic history in spite of all the naysayers
>ultimately couldn't save BvS and will inevitably get fucked over by Snyderverse capeshit in the long run
Goddamn it.
We almost had a flawless 10/10 Bennaissance
>>68154795
I'm pretty sure he just wanted a paycheck without doing all that directorial legwork...plus he likes comic books.
Perhaps the Jennifer Garner split hit him hard and he just wanted to do something aloof that would be fun. Whatever his reasons, he was a 10/10 Batman despite BvS only being a 5.5/10.
>>68154795
>manages to be the best Batman in cinematic history in spite of all the naysayers
Why is everyone on /tv/ so disrepectful of Keaton?
>the monster is depression, also, stock sound effects
Greatest horror movie ever amirite?
>>68154715
...but it did genuinely frighten me at times.
>>68155354
what a faggot.
the movie was ok. just ok
>>68155387
What an articulate critique.
>It's a Larry David leans closer and studies someone's face to see if their lying episode
>it's a Larry gets in an argument in the beginning of the episode, then is on the other side of that argument at the end episode
God I love when he's being a hypocrite.
>It's a preeeeeeeetty, preeeetty, pretty good episode
I used to like this show, thought it was pretty funny considering there wasn't much ever going on other than dialogue. But now I just can't stand it. I tried watching an episode recently and it's so damn boring and I cringed a bit until I had to turn it off.
Why did I change?
you know it's true
>>68154487
>Implying Sheev won't outlive us all
UNLIMITED POWAAAAAAAAH!
Outside of Star Wars he's a literal who?
no fucks will be given
>>68154487
NO... NO, NO, YOU WILL DIE!
When will /tv/ admit this?
>>68154439
>good guys win with no major loss.
>aliens are sexy
I legitimately don't understand how, if you are a lover of comedy and if you have spent a lot of time watching stand-up and have a love for the medium itself, you could list any other comedian than Stewart Lee as your favorite.
No other comic compares, now or in the past, and I say this as an American who has a generally low opinion of British stand-ups.
This last series was fairly weak, but that last episode was amazing.
My friend once told me Stuart Lee is comedy for intelligent people. From then on I have refused to watch any Stuart Lee.
>>68154412
I still have to catch up. I saw the first episode and it wasn't that great, but to me it's crazy that he's even managed to put out this much material regularly for years.
What did the rock mean by this?
Isn't he part of dc?
>>68154264
He's being a good sport.until the heel turn
>>68154264
Of course he is, dingus. Thats why he wrote "our ass".
Also. I fucking dare any DC executive to tell the rock in person that he cant twit whatever the fuck he wants.
he's just getting ready to cuck marvel drones and he whoops superman and shazams candy asses.
Was he as big of an asshole as HBO made him out to be?
What? He was the most level-headed forthright character I've ever come across, even as a teenager; which should tell you something right there.
>>68154333
he's an ego driven sociopath m8
>>68154416
Go to bed, Marc Anthony.
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http://www.vulture.com/2016/04/horace-and-pete-put-louis-ck-millions-in-debt.html
>Well, as the saying goes, "the best laid plans can cripple you financially." Not enough people bit. To continue making the show, C.K. says, "I had to take out a line of credit." Speaking with the incredible chill of someone who is presumably screaming molten fire on the inside, C.K. told Stern that he's now "millions of dollars in debt."
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Let's do some morphs!
I prefer this kind of morph. Have others if anyone wants to see them.
Is this Starkino?
>>68154042
I honestly cant tell if this is from the prequels or the animated show
>>68154042
>we want the PS3 audience
>>68154042
It's so dense
>Natalie Portman is not returning for Thor Ragnarok.
Thank you Jesus! This is another sign that Thor 3 will finally be the good Thor film that he needs.
i felt sorry for u
>>68154937
youre sweet
>>68154011
>no Jane
>no Darcy
>no nutty professor
>100% Hulk
Thank god all that loser shit finally got dropped.
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