>this was, at one point, going to star Keanu Reeves and Emily Blunt
Well uhh, no.
>A spacecraft traveling to a distant colony planet and transporting thousands of people has a malfunction in its sleep chambers. As a result, two passengers are awakened 60 years early.
Wonder how many oscars and millions this is gonna make
>Four years ago, Marvel’s Agents of SHIELD star Chloe Bennet was known professionally as Chloe Wang, aspiring actress and teenage dabbler in Shanghai pop stardom. In the states, however, Hollywood casting agents were less than welcoming.
>At least until she changed her last name.
>“Oh, the first audition I went on after I changed my name, I got booked,” Bennet tells The Daily Beast, in an interview timed to Marvel’s Women of Power month. “So that’s a pretty clear little snippet of how Hollywood works.”
But I thought the Jews love asians
>>68142400
they dont like wangs
>>68142400
Sweet lord them breasts tho
Also the Jews only like Asians if they're martial arts experts or wise old men who teach martial arts.
Means there goes any shot of me becoming a successful director.
>>68142400
I'd put my 'wang' in her 'chloë' if you catch my drift ;^)
I love apes, specially chimpanzees. I have already watched all of the planet of the apes saga and I want more, even if it is comedy or whatever.
>>68142346
The wire
>>68142346
Starring Matthew Modine and Jeffery Tambor.
>>68142346
Any Spike Lee film.
ITT: Episodes which official BTFO an entire country
>>68142276
It was all very silly and not at all malicious; didn't BTFO the Aussies any more than South Park BTFOs Canadians.
What is she doing here?
Based Renner is unstoppable
What is he implying here?
>>68142272
Why is she so sad?
ITT: Movies where they didn't do their research
>a pistol can blow up a tank
>>68142069
yeahbutno
>>68142138
>pistol pointed right at the commander's viewport when he fires
>tank explodes
are you kidding me? He's 100% responsible for that.
Bravo Spielberg you hack.
>>68142138
Woooosh
I saw episode 7 again today, and i can't stop this feeling that the ending wasn't so great. Don't get me wrong, i loved seeing Luke again and the island they were in is beautiful, but it shouldn't just end with luke intensely staring at rey and rey just holding anakin's lightsaber for 2 minutes until the credits rolled up.
What i think it should have happend is this: Same place, same build up. rey finds luke, luke turns around and rey grabs the lightsaber and shows it off to him, and luke intensely looks at rey for a second, and then he stares at the lightsaber. The camera cuts to a shot of rey's hand holding the lightsaber, the jedi theme comes up, he looks up to rey again and he slowly rises his hand, he camera cuts to a more distant shot of the 2 looking at each other, lukes hand is still rising. And then luke quickly pulls the lightsaber to his hand using the force. The camera cuts with the lightsaber in mid air.
How do you thing it should have ended /tv/?
>>68141506
Luke raping Rey.
>>68141678
god damn it 4chan
>>68141506
that is the face of a man who hasnt had sex in so long hes about to rape her with that lightsaber.
>Bucky Barnes/Winter Soldier — Bucky Barnes aka Winter Soldier reappears, this time with more memories of the past solidifying and hopefully counterpunching his dangerous and unstoppable actions. He trusts Steve and though he has no skin in the game of Avenger vs. Avenger, he allies with Captain America against Iron Man for his own redemption.
>Steve Rogers/ Captain America — Steve Rogers is leading the new Avengers team on missions to safeguard humanity, but when collateral damage sparks governmental oversight, Steve, in a surprising about-face, rejects the regulation — in opposition to Tony Stark’s compliance. As the Avengers take sides, Steve is running another agenda that threatens all of them by stepping out of the bounds of the law to save and defend his best friend Bucky Barnes — the infamous Winter Soldier.
>Peter Parker/Spider-Man — Recruited personally by Tony Stark, teenager Peter Parker aka Spider-Man brings his youthful energy and exceptional — though not totally mastered — skills to Iron Man’s team.
>Clint Barton/Hawkeye – Drawn out of retirement to stand beside Captain America, Hawkeye brings his superior archery skills along with some new weapons to the fight. A military man through and through, Hawkeye does not have any use for politics. He is there for Cap at any cost — against anyone, even his closest friends.
>Wanda Maximoff/Scarlet Witch — With her powers of mental manipulation and telekinesis, Wanda brings a new dimension to the newly formed Avengers team. Just as Wanda begins to feel like she is no longer an outsider, she is unwillingly at the center of the controversy over government regulation of the Avengers. Following Hawkeye, the one Avenger that she knows will always have her back, Wanda joins Cap’s team.
>Scott Lang/Ant-Man — After a recent run-in with Falcon made Scott Lang’s Ant-Man a household name to the Avengers, Sam Wilson recruits the unwitting Ant-Man for Cap’s team. His ability to diminish in size can wreak havoc against the most powerful opponent, even if he is someone star-struck in Captain America’s presence.
New bios by the way
>Col. James ‘Rhodey’ Rhodes/War Machine — Rhodey’s friendship with Tony Stark goes way back and his loyalty to him goes hand-in-hand with his loyalty to his country as the Avenger known as War Machine — the Tony Stark-designed ultimate protector. As a military man, Rhodey agrees with Stark in favor of government regulation and brings War Machine to stand shoulder-to-shoulder with Iron Man in the fight.
>T’Challa/Black Panther — T’Challa’s father, T’Chaka, the King of Wakanda, joins the ranks of those who support government regulation after innocent citizens are collateral damage from an Avengers’ mission. But when events turn ugly, T’Challa must reveal himself as Black Panther and follow his own path. With his own agenda driving him, Black Panther aligns with Iron Man to achieve his own deeply personal goal.
>Vision — Since his conception at the hands of Tony Stark in the battle against Ultron, Vision has been accepted as a member of the Avengers team but he is still trying to find his footing in the human world and understand the extent of his seemingly limitless power. Vision sides with Tony in the conflict as he believes, logically, it is the safest way to protect the world.
Who do you think will be remembered in 20 years?
Emma Watson - Harry Potter
Emma Stone - Spider Man/Super Bad
Emma Roberts - ?
>>68141469
Watson will be remembered for being so shit
>>68141469
Nepotist
also, the most attractive one
>>68141469
EMMA is this the new wrestling gimmick?
Just finished it.
We will never get to experience space will we.
Fuck politicians and normies.
>>68141403
JAXA and Russia are our only hope, maybe Elon Musk.
>>68141447
I don't know how to say it without sounding lame but it is our goal as a species to expand and discover.
When they visited earth episode was a eye opener,people are just not ready.
Fucking hell
>If you’ve booted up Netflix recently and found yourself endlessly scrolling through the streaming service’s library and finding nothing of interest to watch, you’re certainly not alone. Movie and television fans have noted that the company’s selection seems to have dwindled in recent years and now the math has arrived to back this up. No, you’re not going crazy – Netflix is shrinking and the numbers are kind of shocking.
>This report comes to us from All Flicks, who crunched the numbers and discovered that the Netflix movie catalog has shrunk by over 31% in less than three years. Here are the gritty details:
>The statistics are simple and remarkable: in January of 2014, Netflix offered its US-based users a selection of 6,494 movies and 1,609 TV shows, for a total of 8,103 titles. As of March 23, 2016, they offer just 4,335 movies and 1,197 TV shows – 5,532 titles in total. That’s 2,571 fewer titles. In other words, Netflix’s catalog has shrunk 31.7% in less than two and a half years!
>One thing is clear: the number of movies and shows on Netflix is rapidly declining, with the movie selection plummeting by 33.2% and the television selection by 25.6%.
>There are few reasons why this is happening. As All Flicks points out, the past few years have seen other companies rise up to directly compete with Netflix in a major way. The likes of Amazon and Hulu (to say nothing of smaller niche services like Crackle and Shudder) have entered the streaming arena and everyone wants the same content. With more companies bidding on the same movies and shows, prices have gone up, which means reduced libraries. In order to have access to a wide breadth of film and television, you now have to subscribe to several different streaming services.
http://www.slashfilm.com/netflix-movie-catalog-shrinking/
Why are you still paying for this shit service, /tv/?
this was expected. vod channels just become the new tv channels, except know you have to pay for each channel. how long till a provider packs them all together with subscriptions and it becomes full circle again?
>>68141337
are you a television salesman?
It doesn't even feel like there's over a thousand movies on there. I feel like I see the same twenty shows and movies everytime I'm scrolling.
Why do you watch this pathetic rubbish /tv/? It's capeshit in space. It's literally spaceshit!
>>68141312
Yup.
And?
>>68141312
Definitely.
Star Wars is for jobless cucks
ITT: Movies that deserve a remake
>>68141266
We'd just get another Kung Fury.
>>68141266
SIX STRING SAMURAI
For real tho, a good director and script would do it wonders.
Dear Val Kilmer,
please UNJUST yourself.
You were really cool in HEAT and batman.
I really feel sorry googling Val Kilmer 2016.
Please UNJUST Please!
What happened, when, and why?
Make a Star Wars petition to UNJUST Val Kilmer for Episode 10.
ITT: God-tier historical movies.
(They don't have to be historically accurate)
>>68141135
Ghost and the Darkness.
>>68141135
Bill and Ted's excellent Adventure
>>68141135
As a degreed historian I find it very sad that I can't come up with very many movies.
>John Wayne's Alamo
>Gettysburg
>shogun tv series
>all quiet on the western front 1930
>last of the Mohicans
>empire of the sun
>Lawrence of Arabia
