Agu, do dis ting fo me
DEY AR DE WANS HOO KILL'D YOU FATTA
KILL THEM AGU
>P-please I'm an engineer...
>it's a game ain't about corners no more episode
Real talk: after watching this. Africa is literal hell.
Hell
http://www.breitbart.com/big-hollywood/2016/04/11/star-wars-actor-jake-lloyd-diagnosed-with-schizophrenia/
I am the voices in his head
Why does /tv/ think this is newsworthy?
NOW
>"Chancellor Palpatine, Sith lords are our speciality."
Isn't it supposed to be "specialty"?
Speciality isn't a fucking word.
>>68156401
yes it is you illiterate mong
>>68156401
in any case, he is a stupid lying faggot
>barely beat Maul
>curbstomped by Dooku
>curbstomped by Dooku again
>>68156401
Rockin. Rockin and rollin'
Down to the beach I'm strollin'
>Willem Dafoe
>is good at playing the foe
>Hugh Jackman
>His name is Hugh, not Jack
>Starred in hackers
>Hacked her tits off
>>68156357
>Jack Human
Name a movie that more accurately portrays millennials
Believe it or not "My Name is Dorris" does it.
>>68156273
>wanting to fuck sally fields
Twilight
Millenials are the Internet 2.0 generation and therefore Romantics 2.0 as well. What Romantics did was to infuse bunch of irrational thought to vague concepts such as fog, sunrise, war, romance (of course) and the like. What millenials did was to infuse all that meaning communicated to them not a posteriori (via going out in the world) but a priori (through a screen that they had the 'freedom' to 'manipulate'). Twilight is about horrible Harry Potter fanfic mangled to near-illegibility and infused through stone faced zero talent actors like Kristen Stewart, someone who jitters and mumbles her way through the movie so ineptly that she becomes a blank slate not different from the aforementioned screen where something seemingly happens.
In both ways, a millenial infuses these images with meaning, and continues to feed on irrationality and low effort content. Because they can't shit blood and die like Byron, the cycle perpetuates itself until no new movement other than Millenial 2.0 is possible.
>The dinosaur takes out its implant, puts fake claw marks onto the wall, then hides in mud from thermal cameras in order to escape
ITT: Retarded moments that made you quit a movie
>female protagonist starts as a homeless bum on another planet
>turns out she's an expert mechanic
>turns out she can speak wookie
>turns out she's an expert fighter
>turns out she has the force
>turns out she's actually Anakin Skywalker reincarnated
>>68156194
it would have all made sense if it was human DNA mixed in, but they made it raptor DNA which makes no sense
>>68156419
>turns out she can fly the millenium falcon in 2seconds
>turns out finn is completely useless and just causes more trouble than helping as opposed to original Han.
Who is the most famous/popular celebrity with the least amount of publicity?
Is it even possible?
>>68156157
your mom
>>68156157
Bale. No one even knows his wife and kids real names.
>>68156284
No one cared who I was until I put on the mask.
ITT: Movies about characters dealing with their final days.
cherry tree
>>68156416
i mean taste of cherry got it mixed up
>>68156453
Any good? Trailer looks ok
LITERALLY me when i find a new show
>Literally me and bae when we marathon another series!
>>68155940
SO true!
Haha!
Dan Hall you've done it again
Today is the first day of shooting.
>Directed by Zack Snyder.
>Written by Chris Terrio.
>Ben Affleck as Bruce Wayne / Batman
>Henry Cavill as Clark Kent / Superman
>Gal Gadot as Diana Prince / Wonder Woman
>Jason Momoa as Arthur Curry / Aquaman
>Ezra Miller as Barry Allen / Flash
>Ray Fisher as Victor Stone / Cyborg
>Amy Adams as Lois Lane
>J.K. Simmons as Commissioner James Gordon
>Amber Heard as Mera
>Cinematography by Fabian Wagner
>Score by Junkie XL
>Plot centers on Batman recruiting Wonder Woman, Flash, Aquaman and Cyborg to defend Earth from Darkseid while Superman returns to life.
>>68155875
Wait... Superman's alive?!
>>68155902DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE
>28% on Rotten Tomatoes
>44% on Metacritic
>Total Lifetime Grosses
>Domestic: $296,613,621 37.8%
>+ Foreign: $487,700,000 62.2%
>= Worldwide: $784,313,621
How the fuck could this movie be doing so well after getting trashed so hard by critics? Do people just love eating shit THAT much?
And you can't say that it's doing well just because it's capeshit when the new Fantastic Four movie was a complete flop. Or is it just doing well simply because it's a Batman and Superman movie?
>>68155853
Honestly compared to what it was assumed it would make(1 billion+) it has been a huge failure.
>comparing two of the most popular super heroes ever to the fucking fantastic 4
How does he know when to stop wiping?
>wiping
>>68155605
You are now aware that Matt always knew when Foggy was stealth fapping during college and he put up with it.
>>68155605
He licks the paper
I don't like sand. It's coarse; and rough and irritating, and it gets everywhere
>>68155538
>I don't like sandniggers. They're coarse; and rough and irritating, and they get everywhere
I'm a senator.
Is anyone actually exited for this?
>>68155507
Just for the sexy alien chick
>>68155507
Looks like the most Star Trek-y one yet, so yes, for that
Nope. I'm excited for the 2017 television series though.
Star Trek television is better than Star Trek movies anyway.
ITT: Movies that dont deserve the hate they get
I forgot this movie even existed.
>>68155443
great movie
No one hates evolution.
