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>simon pegg: hey so sulu is gay, married, and has a kid.
>homophobes: what the FUCK you can't just make Sulu GAY fuck you
>simon pegg: you know what, come to think of it, everyone is gay. all of them. every last one of them. gays in space.
It should have been obvious, really.
>>71919003
>I will never be Autistic enough to understand OPs post
>>71919003
if everyone is gay why the fuck Cpt.Kirk is kissing every sightly female creature in the fucking universe ?
>>71919058
Because he's a repressed homosexual.
What are your favorite beach movies? Not something like Jaws, but more something like Chasing Mavericks.
Jaws
The Beach
>>71918934
My gf has a bikini like that just more thongish.
But she also has a smaller butt.
Any films to help me celebrate The Twelfth with my protestant brothers, /tv/?
>inb4 someone suggests that shitty excuse of a film made by that cunt frenchman
>>71918882
>implying protestants, british or anyone wants to be associated with loyalist scum filth
these guys are playing dress up soldier lol they cant even pass basic training for the army so they set up a civilian toy army with toy colours and suits. Pathetic.
>>71918882
Fucking Proddy cunt! Any wonder the best and only known Irish films are Catholic themed and POVed? You daft Orange fuck!
>Keanu Reeves turned down "Speed 2'' for this?
"The Matrix'' not only is a failure as a science-fiction movie - long on explanation, short on inspiration - but it doesn't do anything interesting with the futuristic vision that it takes forever to explain.
http://extras.denverpost.com/scene/matrix0331.htm
>It's astonishing that so much money, talent, technical expertise and visual imagination can be put in the service of something so stupid.
http://www.sfgate.com/movies/article/Reeves-Lost-in-The-Matrix-Skillful-effects-2907567.php
>I stand by my pronouncement of The Matrix as the least humane, least responsible, least pardonable movie I have ever seen.
http://www.nicksflickpicks.com/matrix.html
>When there was so much potential for an intelligent story here the Wachowski Brothers have opted to spend most of their screen time on mindless action.
http://www.imdb.com/reviews/177/17704.html
I decided to believe the stolen script story for the first movie. Fits the following movies not knowing what the fuck they were doing perfectly.
>>71918749
tfw reviewers never had a fucking clue
Who cares? Sci-Fi is a bunch of nerdshit.
>NB4 Redletterminutia is used as a source
>INB4 Ring Thoery
>Inb4 Nostalgia faggotry
>InB4 Millenials
>>71918616
As an oldfag who grew up seeing the Original Trilogy, the prequels were okay.
Lucas' two biggest mistakes with the prequels in my opinion:
1. Not hiring somebody to help him write the dialogue. GL has admitted in past interviews that he's terrible at dialogue and that he flat out dislikes writing it. He tries to make it noble and high-brow and it comes out choppy and awkward. Whether you love The Force Awakens or hate it, you have to admit the dialogue is at least 10x better than anything George has ever written.
2. Not getting someone else to direct the prequels. GL admitted in another interview he gave in the 90's (before the prequels) that he's not a good director.
I give The Flanneled One points for trying to get another director: George actually talked to his friend Steven Spielberg about directing TPM. Steven basically told him, "George, I appreciate the thought but Star Wars is your creation: you should direct it".
None of the prequels quite measure up to the Original Trilogy but IMO Revenge of the Sith comes close.
>>71919163
Best judgement on the topic ive ever read here
episode 2 gets too much hate 2bh.
Yeah the love scenes are a fucking disaster but apart from that it's pretty enjoyable
name a better pilot episode.
protip:you cannot.
Walking Dead
The shield ?
I love L O S T but Oz has the best pilot of all time
So recommend me movie to fucking loner like me which has no friend at all only has 3 people in my contacts.
All people i know enjoying summer, taking pics and shit like that . Hurts more every time i see it. To not feel that i used to go vidya games since my mom died im piss poor i had to sell all vidya games.
Plz
Go outside and do something then, christ lad
just b urself XD
>>71918434
You have no one but yourself to blame for being an antisocial loser
Your post literally ruined my ecstasy roll
Is this the Heat of our generation?
It's objectively better than Heat
>>71918362
its better.
You mean incredibly overrated?
Why does Quasimodo just watch the woman he loves make out with another guy? Why doesn't he interrupt it or just stop watching?
Cause he loves to see that tight gypsy pussy drilled by a big white cock
>>71918340
Because he does the same everyone on /tv/ does when shitposting bbc or cuck threads.
Went back to his bell to Gargoylepost about it on quatrechan.
What was Zod thinking in this moment?
>>71918306
>hope he doesn't snap my neck
>>71918306
>I could have been balls deep in Faora right now
>i never really learned how to perfectly make a soft boiled egg
Well time to drop this meme show. Holy shit was that episode bad.
>>71918248
Hell I barely made it past the fourth episode of the first season.
You've done your time anon. Time to move on.
>>71918248
I couldn't make it past episode 2, main character a shit
>>71918275
This, exactly. How the fuck you people still watch this meme show?
ITS A RETIREMENT COMMUNITY
>>71918119
There's no stigmata these days.
Are we officially the new /b/ now?
>>71917674
you must be new here.
everyone with taste posts over at letterbox or /r/truefilm
>>71917674
Where are our mods and janitors?
>>71917909
Pretending not to be here until someone posts their info
>"You can have any brew you want as long as it's this filthy Mexican piss water."
What was Dom trying to tell us with this line?
>Kurt Russel walks in wearing a Corona t shirt, carrying a Corona keg, while getting pegged by a Corona marketing exec
>you can drink anything you want as long as it's this Corona brand Corona *winks at camera*
That most people have horrible taste in beer?
That Corona's the best brand of beer. Nothing else can even compete, besides maybe Budweiser.
ITT: Times when directors went back and made their works pure kino
Pic related
>>71917637
> 2011 rocks
How did he get in there?
>>71917698
He's a small guy
it looks better in 2011
why are you upset again?
