>M: whatchu got?
>G: uuh... umm. nothing just the general stuff
>M: condoms
>M: you got a girlfriend I don't know about?
>G: me? no! no.
>M: then you're a pretty confident guy
>G: nooo. no no no. I wasn't... I would never
>M: something wrong with me?
>G: no! no, I I... I would... I would never have // sex... uhhh, I'm i'm lost, I'm lost mm
>M: I'll have sex with you
>G: really? why
>M: you're asking questions?
>G: I can't I can't help wondering
>M: it's not like out options are vast these days
>M: and you're not the only one who's lonely
>G: wow
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W2p_QNE0kKk
>>71914072
>M: you got a girlfriend I don't know about?
>G: No I just think it's probably important that we have these because people are inevitably going to have sex despite our situation and a little temporary added security beyond pulling out can't hurt, at least not as much as a coathanger abortion you daft cunt.
>a good death is its own reward
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fmkXc6UB-A0
also this
![d3ae0408c164321ae683bf5509e8c1c1[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/vps5j0J.jpg "d3ae0408c164321ae683bf5509e8c1c1[1]")
Alright Guerrero family,
NAME ONE THING MOST HUSBANDS ENJOY WATCHING THEIR WIFE DO.
>>71914017
Closing the curtains
*smash button*
FUCKING NIGGERS?
OK I give up.
Why the FUCK do people hate this?
I seriously feel like everyone's playing a prank on me.
Because people are stupid.
https://youtu.be/0K1WZUfvE54
>>71913988
It's not as good as the first but it's unfairly hated on. I think it's scarier and darker than the first. It also had to live up to the expectations of the first.
I also think since it's more family oriented people tend to hate on it. Either way, it's a fine sequel.
>>71913988
This gave me so many scares and chills as a kid.
If this came out now, would it be the most meme'd movie of all time?
what went wrong /tv/
>>71913931
ayy lmao dags
>>71913931
>dark humor
>violence
>no stupid romance arcs
>ridicularizing jews
>no 'muh minorities'
This movie would be illegal today
Find a more comfy zombie movie than this
>protip you can't
>>71913824
28 days later is pretty comfy
>>71913824
Day of the Dead is better
>ywn dick around in a deserted shopping center while fighting the zombie horde
SPIDERMAN STOLE MY BIKE!
>>71913720
When will they ever learn
>>71913720
>reminder: we get a black spiderman in the next wave who replaces Peter Parker after we get a black Iron Women who replaces Tony Stark
Whites btfo
>that buldge
I see benis
is it weird to go to the cinema by yourself
>>71913712
>is it weird to go to the cinema by yourself
Why do Amer(fat)icans think this?
>>71913737
It's just a meme
it's not that hard
pic related, works perfectly
How can someone be this based?
who's this cock sock?
>>71913695
In my country she is called "read the filename you fucking tard"
>>71913722
in my country 'spoiler image' isnt a name
Kino or cinema?
This is definitely cinematography.
Post spanking scenes. It's illegal here and I genuinely have no idea how much force they put into spanks
>>71913483
>It's illegal here
wut?
>"MAYBE YOUR KIND SHOULD STAY OUT OF GOTHAM."
I know it was 8 years ago, but I'm surprised Nolan got away with this.
STOP
>>71913281
>2005 was 11 years ago
WHAT
>>71913323
>2015 was 24 years ago
It's gone so quick.
How do you go from this...
to this?
>>71913219
nu-males
>>71913219
Padding out the bullshit beyond it's proper conclusion at the end of the cell saga.
Tell me, /tv/, if you can. You have destroyed so much. What is it, exactly, that you have created? Can you name even one thing?
A """safe space"""" for plebs leaving /v/eddit and /b/ that couldn't make the cut on /sp/, /co/, /lit/, /mu/, /int/, etc
The sickest and hottest bane memes this side of /tv/
>>71913157
what is the half life 3 of movies?
>Director Paul Feig Promises A GHOSTBUSTERS Extended Cut For The Blu-ray Release
Is /tv/ ready to be BTFO by a extended cut again?
How many times will this MADMAN BTFO /tv/. It's starting to turn into literal abuse.
>>71912941
Is he the new Zack Snyder? if this is a 78% now, the EC will be 100% easythis is going too far
>>71912941
More like extended cúck
Bill Burr will star as a regular cast member in the new season of It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia. Danny DeVito will take an off year. You excited?
what?
>>71912937
I've never seen Bill Burr in anything. I've never even heard him mentioned outside of /tv/. Is he one of those comedians that hates women? That's the only reason I can figure why you guys have such a boner for this nobody
>>71912949
Yup
What is the one horror movie you saw that was the most unsettling/creepy/unpleasant/uneasy and that just really had a disturbing setting/feeling about it?
>>71912795
Malpertius
Kill List
The Witch had some good moments
Don't Look Now
Grifter
inland empire was super scary to me
that dv camera look and general feel of not knowing whats going to happen was really well put together
