He did everything wrong.
>>70075860
Name one
>>70075860
What is that?
>>70075897
Didn't kill Simba himself, trusted the stupid hyenas to do it
TRY THE WINE
MAY I HAVE THE PASSWORD?
Why was he so butthurt? Alex was a fun-loving kid who made an honest mistake.
Very good brand, sir. Very good color, sir. Cheers
>Fucking terrible
This movie was so poorly written
>Havoc dies and nobody really cares
>Cyclops cries a bit, but there's zero consequences after that
>Magneto's family is killed outta noware by... god? with a misfired arrow
>this is event is never questioned or explained
>Storm is for some reason cool with ending the world
>zero motivation to trust and follow this guy other than a boost of power
>purple sword lady is for some reason cool with ending the world
>zero motivation other than a small boost of power
>Magneto is for some reason cool with ending the world
>even though Magneto never wanted anything like this
>Magneto only wanted mutants to rise and take power, he never wanted to KILL EVERYBODY CUZ FUCK MY FAMILY DID
>Birdman(2014) is the only one who who had nothing to lose and everything to gain
>for some reason the all powerful purple guy only acquires 4 followers despite knowing that there are far more mutants who could potentially cause a big problem
>despite having access to everyone's mind including direct access to Professor X's mind, purple man ignores Jean Grey entirely
>Magneto just sits in his big tornado until the movie decides it's time to throw shit at purple man
>Magneto kills thousands, if not millions of people for no reason
>Professor X calls him "old friend" and then lets him walk out the door
>>70075852
ew we ewwwwwwwwww
MIND TAKERRRRRRRR
>>70075852
I liked it even though I was dissapointed because Days of Future past was such a great movie.
Quicksilver is pretty much the only reason this movie is worth it.
>>70075852
Yeah it's pretty bad
Just started this. Tell me three things I should expect.
>>70075808
Batman
superman
justice dawning
esoteric nightmare sequences, lots of references to the comics, double meanings in the dialogue.
First 2 hours of nothing happening and people talking
5 minute Batman v Superman fight
Nonsense story
Inappropriate music
Jar of piss
Martha
I suggest just skipping to last 30 minutes.
>"""critics"""
>quotation marks meme
>aren't enough quips
holy shit
Post about it.
emma panty yes
>>70075749
She should workout
>>70075849
on my face
http://screenrant.com/james-bond-jamie-bell/?utm_source=SR-FB-P&utm_medium=Social-Distribution&utm_campaign=SR-FB-P
would you be up for it
>>70075628
better than elba or a woman, but a bit baby faced
>Billy Elliot as James Bond
no
He looks too much like an effeminate twat, but then again...Craig did in Tomb Raider as well.
Yes, Daniel Craig was in Tomb Raider.
What are your guys' thoughts on Roger Ebert? I definitely do not agree with all of his views but I felt that especially later on in his life he had a lot of interesting insight in his reviews
Wildly overrated
>>70075578
He put the human story at the center of everything, and understood cinema as an art form to connect people from completely different walks of life so that they could understand one another.
>>70075578
He'd have tore the Warcraft movie a new asshole.
What are the best pranks on the internet /tv/?
https://youtu.be/XbekpNWbL5k
>inb4 pranks aren't /tv/ clearly scripted so they are related
>>70075533
i dont know
is this the same guy all the time
is this scripted
i cant believe you would let urself gtet punched for more views
>>70075638
Most of them are him with a couple exceptions
And you do it because it's just a prank bro you shouldn't get mad
>>70075533
when your mom decided to spread her legs and your father chose to try to satisfy her, leading to your conception
Is anyone else a little jealous of Doug and his brother's relationship? They have the same interests. Meanwhile, my brother never speaks to me.
more jealous of the fucking Wachowskis than I am of these autists.
>>70075450
You're a worthless piece of shit who watches meme critics on youtube. I wouldn't talk to you, either
Why does Rob interrupt Doug every 6 seconds?
>Depp and Heard are getting a divorce
SHE ACTUALLY DID IT THE ABSOLUTE MADWOMAN
>>70075289
Thats what u get for deciding to marry a women before fapping first and coming to ur sences
>>70075289
>Johnny Debt
JUST
FUCK
ITT: Things plebs say.
>literally nothing happens
Wojack is r9k
r9k is reddit9k
ergo OP is reddit
>>70075310
Fuck you Wojack is a tradition.
Pepe is cancer.
>>70075287
>style over substance
This is real
>>70075253
what is it with japanese cinematography and looking like a tv movie?
>>70075345
fukushima
>asians are weird
THIS JUST IN, WATER IS WET.
Honestly its the same shit as "Freddy vs Jason" and other shit movies.
Well. It goes without saying.
pic related
>>70075157
Who?
I can understand his loneliness. But He ends up with QT asian waifu .... I cling to this hope.
>>70075108
But he gets to fuck Keiko so its ok.
>>70075151
Pretty sure she is the one fucking him over
>>70075151
>Keiko
